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Definition: Nurse
noun (ner ss)
The first person you see upon awakening after saying: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
noun (ner ss)
The first person you see upon awakening after saying: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
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What do you call a Mexican who cannot find his car?What do you call an Italian man with a fully sick convertible?
Carlo.
How did the Greeks win the war?Why did the Greek rugby player dislike it whenever a scrum broke up?
He hated leaving his teammate's behind.
I watched a talent show last night, Had a dozen acts. The winner sang the Michael Jackson classic Beat ItI was addicted to eggs
I beat it
I've got some more egg jokes. They'll crack you up.
Anyway I'm also giving eggs away, free, ranging from large to small.
My GF Shell will hand them out. We won't be beaten for price.
You didn't poach this yolk from someone else did you.....Can we stop cracking these terrible yolks. They're rather fowl.
So did I, went to the doctor, now I write my own scriptsI used to have kleptomania, but I'm OK provided I regularly take something for it.........
Bloke walks into his doctors office.So did I, went to the doctor, now I write my own scripts