Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the non-gender specific person of Your Desire (Part 8)

[Duritz]

We all do D, we all do..

That’s Big D thanks.

#vicarious

 

[Richard Cranium]

Does it really matter.

Its not like he's some dish pig masquerading as a rich lawyer with expensive umbrellas.



There's another cool word. Masquerading.

It doesn't really matter, but it is funny. And sad. Funny and sad.

A bit like crowy, in fact.

 

[Shell]

That’s Big D thanks.

#vicarious

Yeah i will never call you that

 

[Duritz]

Yeah i will never call you that

#vicarious

 

[GotTheGoodes]

#vicarious

It's ok little D. It's all a masqerade after all mate. Life goes on.

 

[Duritz]

Yeah i will never call you that

How about “Big D the wonder stud”?

#vicarious

 

[Duritz]

It's ok little D. It's all a masqerade after all mate. Life goes on.

All the world’s a stage broseph.

I believe Snoop Dog wrote that.

#vicarious

 

[RU_]

Be proud, saw her last night and mustered the courage to give her a kiss. Going out for dinner tonight.

 

[Duritz]

Be proud, saw her last night and mustered the courage to give her a kiss. Going out for dinner tonight.

Where did you kiss her? In betw - oh right, a normal kiss.

Just a peck, a bit more?

#vicarious

 

[Shell]

Yes, gimme details of this kiss.

I need details.

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Well done RU

 

[RU_]

The ones like in the movies. Got another one when I was heading home as well.

Live vicariously through me people of bigfooty.

 

[Shell]

The ones like in the movies. Got another one when I was heading home as well.

Live vicariously through me people of bigfooty.

They are not details.

Tongue? How long did the kiss go for? Did you grab her hair/head, or by the waist, did the kiss proceed down to the neck or just lips, and did you cop a feel.

Or tell me to mind my own business and get some.

 

[RU_]

They are not details.

Tongue? How long did the kiss go for? Did you grab her hair/head, or by the waist, did the kiss proceed down to the neck or just lips, and did you cop a feel.

Or tell me to mind my own business and get some.

Tongue, 30 seconds to a minute, waist and that's about all the info I've got for ya.

 

[Billy ray]

well done son.

 

[Run n Spread]

 

[Duritz]

Next time you do RU_ after you've kissed her, say, "Eh? Eh? You liked that didn't you bitch."

Trust me.

 

[Shell]

Next time you kiss her RU, make sure you grab her tight, and move those lips down her neck, then move your hands to her breasts.

And dont listen to Duritz.

 

[Duritz]

Next time you kiss her RU, make sure you grab her tight, and move those lips down her neck, then move your hands to her breasts.

Keep going...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Keep going...

I was expecting high vis for some reason....

 

[HairyO]

They are not details.

Tongue? How long did the kiss go for? Did you grab her hair/head, or by the waist, did the kiss proceed down to the neck or just lips, and did you cop a feel.

Or tell me to mind my own business and get some.

Okay, so this is why 90 people are watching this thread.

 

[iluvparis]

Seriously WTF have I been reading these last 5 pages

RU the luckiest SOB in the history of man to get a second chance.

Well done on getting the kiss out of the way but next time you two are home alone you need to jam it in there son

#vicarious
#stormo

 

[Duritz]

And he needs to make it up to her for not doing it the first time. You owe her double!

 

[HairyO]

And he needs to make it up to her for not doing it the first time. You owe her double!

Dunno. I reckon you wait a few shags before going anal. But there is merit in setting the ground rules early.

 

[Duritz]

I was actually more thinking I’d join in... go double...