Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 5 - Cont. in Part 6

[Steve Dore]

I thought he had a rude head on him before. Those colours certainly don't help.

Also how bad is the cut of those polos? Looks like they have man boobies.

What's with the seam across the nipple line and the yellow pleats coming down from each end? Were they mistakenly (clerical error) issued with AFC AFLW kit?

 

[Steve Dore]

Fake news according to some crows supporters when I posted this.

Didn't #godhatesfages say that if it didn't come from an official AFC approved media source then it is fake news. #balance

 

[OneGreatClub]

The Crows had the seventh oldest group in 2017 but have rocketed to the top through the recruitment of midfielders Sam Gibson, 31, and Bryce Gibbs, 28, and two mature-age rookies.

It has lifted their average age as of round one next season to 24 years and 192 days, ahead of Hawthorn (24 and 179), Collingwood (24 and 98), Geelong (24 and 95) and Greater Western Sydney (24 and 16).

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Addition of veterans makes the Crows' list the oldest in the land

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2017-11-30/adelaides-2018-list-is-one-for-the-ages

haha the customers calling us old

 

[simba_]

what does "fake news" even mean when you're talking mathematics? those people are impressively stupid

 

[Steve Dore]

what does "fake news" even mean when you're talking mathematics? those people are impressively stupid

People like this guy;

"I don’t believe in science. I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula.”

 

[Grave Danger]

The Crows had the seventh oldest group in 2017 but have rocketed to the top through the recruitment of midfielders Sam Gibson, 31, and Bryce Gibbs, 28, and two mature-age rookies.

It has lifted their average age as of round one next season to 24 years and 192 days, ahead of Hawthorn (24 and 179), Collingwood (24 and 98), Geelong (24 and 95) and Greater Western Sydney (24 and 16).

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Addition of veterans makes the Crows' list the oldest in the land

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2017-11-30/adelaides-2018-list-is-one-for-the-ages

"And all the great-aunts are either insane or dead"

#staidoldadelaide

 

[wannabejack]

The Crows had the seventh oldest group in 2017 but have rocketed to the top through the recruitment of midfielders Sam Gibson, 31, and Bryce Gibbs, 28, and two mature-age rookies.

It has lifted their average age as of round one next season to 24 years and 192 days, ahead of Hawthorn (24 and 179), Collingwood (24 and 98), Geelong (24 and 95) and Greater Western Sydney (24 and 16).

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Addition of veterans makes the Crows' list the oldest in the land

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2017-11-30/adelaides-2018-list-is-one-for-the-ages

This should assist with their crow stare next year.

They'll market this product as the "Tex Walker".

 

[Doctor Feel]

Gibson has revealed that he wishes to come out as 19 years old and will have a long career with us and thus lowering our average age below ports.

 

[portly]

I posted something on this earlier this year when ABC Landline did a story on Something Wild and other bush tucker from NT. The Motlops got a run in the story. One of items discussed was the Green Ant Gin and the Motlops are involved in this business and I got this twitter alert yesterday from Daniel

That head looks PhotoShopped!

 

[Steve Dore]

That head looks PhotoShopped!

Here's the unshooped image

 

[manureid]

Fake news according to some crows supporters when I posted this.

They must be right as when we added lindsay thomas to our rookie list we became the oldest list in the land by a millionty years.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Fake news according to some crows supporters when I posted this.

Hahaha. With all their sycophantic media it is hardly surprising that they are confused by reality.

But but but Ports, Lindsay, the CLIFF!!!

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[Enviable Tradition]

This should assist with their crow stare next year.
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They'll market this product as the "Tex Walker".

Here come the law suits!

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[Holden Hillbilly]

Why would you challenge facts that can be checked so easily? Clueless.

They are still hooked on 1993 'the futures so bright we gotta wear shades' & 'we are a young team' with so much upside - it is a shock to see they are the oldest side.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Didn't #godhatesfages say that if it didn't come from an official AFC approved media source then it is fake news. #balance

LOL. I was at a mates place last Saturday night and the conversation got around to Footy and he has a go at the media talking about Lever being told not to attend the B&F.

He said to me that the AFC said it didn’t happen.

When I mentioned the interview with Lever earlier that week, where he said that Birdbrain told him it would be best if he didn’t attend, he still wouldn’t believe it and said it’s a media beat up.

 

[snozulu]

Hopefully not anytime soon. It really is a beautiful continuous implosion.

Though in all seriousness their players must either be quite delusional or completely mentally fragile and either way is not good for their mental health.

They will be fine as long as they have Tex as a role model.

 

[xflamedancer]

This should assist with their crow stare next year.
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They'll market this product as the "Tex Walker".

You should post that on the Richmond board in the Tex Walker and the stance thread. They would love it.

 

[Needs Gravy]

Now I feel bad for insinuating he was a bit vanilla. He just wasn't the stereotypical footballer is all. He was fine. Very polite and didn't complain. Kept his beer and keys tidy at the bar, no beer rings. I'll stop talking now.

Having a beer after showdown one all those years ago and Mark Naley drinking with a few mates next to us. Asked how he felt about PA winning he replied ******* fantastic I’m loving, had the biggest grin on his face. Always liked him from this moment.

 

[wannabejack]

You should post that on the Richmond board in the Tex Walker and the stance thread. They would love it.

 

[1954]

What would that hit on Ando get in today's AFL? Suppose it still depends what club the culprit/victim plays for.

The bloke was an absolute thug, his king hit on Richard Champion in a preseason night game between Woodville and Glenelg had to be seen to be believed, it's probably on you tube somewhere for those who haven't seen it.

Salisbury was in front of a pack and completely out of the contest when he ran in and deliberately smashed Champion, who was attempting to take a mark and was therefore completely unprotected, in the face under the right eye, literally scarring him for life.

 

[Magpiespower]

Nails was bona fide. A seriously great player. One of my all-time faves.

Probably only second to The Rat as far as rovers go in 80s SANFL (but a terrible commentator and columnist in the 90s, lol.)

Had brain surgery to remove a tumour about this time last year...

 

[Power Girl]

The bloke was an absolute thug, his king hit on Richard Champion in a preseason night game between Woodville and Glenelg had to be seen to be believed, it's probably on you tube somewhere for those who haven't seen it.

Salisbury was in front of a pack and completely out of the contest when he ran in and deliberately smashed Champion, who was attempting to take a mark and was therefore completely unprotected, in the face under the right eye, literally scarring him for life.

That seems all that Salisbury did, cheap thug acts. He obviously wasn't confident enough about his football ability to let that define his role on field.

 

[Magpiespower]

Salisbury's homes are way more nasty than his on-field thuggery, ugh...

 

[bomberclifford]

Salisbury's homes are way more nasty than his on-field thuggery, ugh...

I live in one and it's a diabolical piece of s**t.

The amount of work we've had to do to fix basic things like the drain fall in both bathrooms, poorly laid parquetry, inadequate stair railing (held on by 6 screws), misaligned door frames... hell, we even had to cut our own access way into the ceiling because they forgot to put one in. There is one leak from the roof that has found its way to a wooden door jamb on the upper floor, which has now swollen. No one can find the leak, no one wants to fix the jamb. They know if they look, they'll have a massive mess to clean up.

One guy even said as I was explaining the issues to him, "Scott Salisbury Homes? Sounds like it."

Slapdash and shoddy. If the rumours I've heard are true re his financial predicament, then a lot of this is coming back to bite him.

 

[Macca19]

The champion hit is on youtube. He’d get 8 for it now