Certified Legendary Thread WE ******* DID IT!!!!!!!!! GET AROUND US TIGES PREMIERS 2017

[WATiger86]

If any one hasn't yet listened to the Crows grand final preview podcast, it is unmissable. Better than any comedy festival.

https://www.spreaker.com/user/aflcrowcast/grand-final-preview-cast-spectacular

This is the best. Just cracked a Kaiju Aftermath Double IPA and enjoying the s**t fest. These flogs have no idea. Best.

PS: Their host is to Michaels what Michael Clarke is to Richie Benaud

 

[TigerImposter]

According to Former Crows Dual Premiership coach Blight the bottom six players win you a flag.
Well we did it with our bottom 22 if you listen to all the whingers out there.Loving it.

 

[NZ_Tiger]

I also listened to a bit of the review podcast, but it wasn't anywhere near as funny. I will say that (like the preview) it was pretty much all about Adelaide and how they lost the game -- no acknowledgement that Richmond might actually be a better team than they gave credit for.

http://www.aflcrowcast.com/2017-wrap-grand-final-edition/

Tempted to post a few comments on the podcast page. Muppets.

 

[tigs2010]

According to Former Crows Dual Premiership coach Blight the bottom six players win you a flag.
Well we did it with our bottom 22 if you listen to all the whingers out there.Loving it.

Dusty and the bottom 21

 

[Fraser67]

This is the best. Just cracked a Kaiju Aftermath Double IPA and enjoying the s**t fest. These flogs have no idea. Best.

PS: Their host is to Michaels what Michael Clarke is to Richie Benaud

Outstanding beer choice there mate

 

[Foley#41]

If any one hasn't yet listened to the Crows grand final preview podcast, it is unmissable. Better than any comedy festival.

https://www.spreaker.com/user/aflcrowcast/grand-final-preview-cast-spectacular

Thanks for that. Cringe comedy at its best.
Apparently David Astbury will be chasing Josh Jenkins up and down the wings all day.

 

[DontArgue4]

I got to 7 minutes in on that podcast when they crapped on about the ground, got distracted and forgot to listen to the rest.

Suffice to say everyone bar tigers thought the crows were going to wipe the floor with us including the crows players themselves. They were cocky and then shat their pants at the parade when they saw how relaxed we were.

looking back on things i realise i shouldnt have been worried about the game at all, we had it in the bag

seeing the boys on the stage at the end of the parade compared to the crows players was chalk and cheese, our boys were all laughing and joking around and the crowbots stood there deadpan

 

[tigs2010]

Thanks for that. Cringe comedy at its best.
Apparently David Astbury will be chasing Josh Jenkins up and down the wings all day.

Dependable Dave is still leading the search party so kinda accurate

 

[Hoos]

Dependable Dave is still leading the search party so kinda accurate

Did Jenkins even find either of the wings? Oh wait, my mistake. He did in the second quarter...when Townsend picked him up and dumped him like a sack of s**t.

 

[tigs2010]

Did Jenkins even find either of the wings? Oh wait, my mistake. He did in the second quarter...when Townsend picked him up and dumped him like a sack of s**t.

Was kidnapped and locked in Groopy's dungeon by Towno first time he left the F50.

Someone better tell Dave where he is.

 

[Sir_Loin]

Did Jenkins even find either of the wings? Oh wait, my mistake. He did in the second quarter...when Townsend picked him up and dumped him like a sack of s**t.

Was he playing? I know I had a couple of froffs at the game but FMD if I saw him once on the ground

 

[Hoos]

Was kidnapped and locked in Groopy's dungeon by Towno first time he left the F50.

Someone better tell Dave where he is.

As he only ever gets on the end of cheapies out the back, our guys probably knew they only had go watch him within 25 of goal.

What a spud.

 

[Hoos]

Was he playing? I know I had a couple of froffs at the game but FMD if I saw him once on the ground

And this is the same guy that was trash talking Dangerfield about leaving a premiership team. Danger might be a flog, but at least he can play. I don't think any of our failed kpfs could have played as bad as Jenkins.

 

[rmcq]

Was he playing? I know I had a couple of froffs at the game but FMD if I saw him once on the ground

I distinctly remember not long into the third quarter, he kicked it straight to Houli right in front of me. I remember it well, because just at that moment I turned to the two Adelaide guys standing beside me and said “you guys are f****d”. That was the moment I knew we would win.

 

[tigs2010]

I distinctly remember not long into the third quarter, he kicked it straight to Houli right in front of me. I remember it well, because just at that moment I turned to the two Adelaide guys standing beside me and said “you guys are f****d”. That was the moment I knew we would win.

did you know them or just random campaigners?

 

[Tiger Toffee]

looking back on things i realise i shouldnt have been worried about the game at all, we had it in the bag

seeing the boys on the stage at the end of the parade compared to the crows players was chalk and cheese, our boys were all laughing and joking around and the crowbots stood there deadpan

I remember our boys were laughing at something in the crowd and Walker looked over with a " why are you happy and not shitting yourselves look " it was there that i knew we were a massive chance and in fact losing never entered my mind.

 

[tigs2010]

I remember our boys were laughing at something in the crowd and Walker looked over with a " why are you happy and not shitting yourselves look " it was there that i knew we were a massive chance and in fact losing never entered my mind.

Press conference pre-parade I knew we were going to bend them over and make them bleed. Wasn't nervous at all. Best

 

[Funky Chicken]

Saw a Dees fan with his club t-shirt on strutting around Doncaster on the weekend. Getting ahead of himself.

Celebrating that magnificent AFLX premiership, no doubt.

 

[Hoos]

Press conference pre-parade I knew we were going to bend them over and make them bleed. Wasn't nervous at all. Best

Confident before the Geelong final.
Confident before the GWS final.
After seeing the Adelaide players at the parade, and the way they were talking themselves up all week, like we were just an irrelevance, I was confident again. When Houli goaled I knew we had them.

And f**k them too.

 

[Funky Chicken]

Thanks for that. Cringe comedy at its best.
Apparently David Astbury will be chasing Josh Jenkins up and down the wings all day.

I'm amazed our players were allowed to breathe the same air as theirs.

 

[rmcq]

did you know them or just random campaigners?

Met them at 11am for the first time, they were good blokes but of course by half time one of them had decided that the umpires had been paid off to let us win, and we'd been gifted 3 goals by then!!

Joined in beer shout with them during the game, but they disappeared by the final siren... too much hugging and high-fiving for them.

 

[tigs2010]

Met them at 11am for the first time, they were good blokes but of course by half time one of them had decided that the umpires had been paid off to let us win, and we'd been gifted 3 goals by then!!

Joined in beer shout with them during the game, but they disappeared by the final siren... too much hugging and high-fiving for them.

* them and the plane they flew in on.

 

[rmcq]

**** them and the plane they flew in on.

They'd driven over the day before. They were so confident before the game started. I was just like "I'm really looking forward to seeing the supposed best forward line in the competition live." They were saying stuff like "watch Jake Lever, he is a gun". When I mentioned that Grimes will probably do a number on Betts all I got was "who?".

I was a beautiful afternoon.

 

[Sir_Loin]

They'd driven over the day before. They were so confident before the game started. I was just like "I'm really looking forward to seeing the supposed best forward line in the competition live." They were saying stuff like "watch Jake Lever, he is a gun". When I mentioned that Grimes will probably do a number on Betts all I got was "who?".

I was a beautiful afternoon.

Nothing better than shutting up a mouthy mofo

 

[DontArgue4]

They'd driven over the day before. They were so confident before the game started. I was just like "I'm really looking forward to seeing the supposed best forward line in the competition live." They were saying stuff like "watch Jake Lever, he is a gun". When I mentioned that Grimes will probably do a number on Betts all I got was "who?".

I was a beautiful afternoon.

dont know whether id prefer your scenario, as i absolutely love shutting up cocksmacks, or my scenario where i spent the afternoon hugging a chick sitting behind me whom i had never met, who was an absolute babe, every time we kicked a snag