Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 6: Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[sataris]

sataris you're first official job is to take out NinjaSwan

I don't know what this means, but I presume you want me to sleep with him/her?

 

[philreich]

Everyone loves Juggs

Especially when they belong to Jennifer Hawkins......

 

[spookism]

Dear spookism, please lock your door at night.

Regards

A concerned friend.

I'm fine thanks.
I have a trusty mattock in case an emergency ever arrives.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Especially when they belong to Jennifer Hawkins......

Couldn’t agree more with this in all seriousness. What a fine set they are too

 

[I Dont Care]

I'm fine thanks.
I have a trusty mattock in case an emergency ever arrives.

You've changed...I remember a time when you enjoyed getting broken into

 

[Loonerty]

edgie, have you ever crossed paths with any of these SFA reprobates in you travels across BF?

I am very familiar with edgie and his ACDC obsession.

 

[Ant Bear]

I am very familiar with edgie and his ACDC obsession.

Song contest?

 

[Loonerty]

Song contest?

Indeed.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Sad to see you Rats having to delist Far Kern. Maybe he's in the same place Mr Eagle is hiding.

 

[Marklar_33]

Couldn’t agree more with this in all seriousness. What a fine set they are too

Yeah, but are they “jugs”?

 

[Ant Bear]

Indeed.

Is the one on here still going?

 

[Power Raid]

what a glorious morning

it's great being a rat!

 

[Ant Bear]

Sad to see you Rats having to delist Far Kern. Maybe he's in the same place Mr Eagle is hiding.

Hasn't been on BF for a year. You wouldn't believe the lengths I've gone to to try and track him down.

Best I can tell, he is Cheval's favourite toy.

 

[philreich]

Hasn't been on BF for a year. You wouldn't believe the lengths I've gone to to try and track him down.

Best I can tell, he is Cheval's favourite toy.

ShaunDuggan is currently consulting his lawyer.....

 

[sportsmaniac89]

ShaunDuggan is currently consulting his lawyer.....

Swamprats on opposite sides of tug of war for Cheval's heart

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Yeah, but are they “jugs”?

Well, what else would they be?

 

[Papa Juggs]

Cheval seems like you might have information on the disappearance of Far Kern

 

[ShaunDuggan]

ShaunDuggan is currently consulting his lawyer.....

There is a fineprint in my contract that says I am obligated to be connected to the bosom of Cheval whenever she sees fit. If she doesn't see fit then I am free to be miserable away from said bosom.

 

[philreich]

Swamprats on opposite sides of tug of war for Cheval's heart

Maybe we could have her cloned, as there's currently not enough of her to go around.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hasn't been on BF for a year. You wouldn't believe the lengths I've gone to to try and track him down.

Best I can tell, he is Cheval's favourite toy.

Oh, I know, we've seen as long an absence from our fallen comrade. No answers anywhere.

 

[Ant Bear]

Official Team Sheet Round 6 vs East Side Whores

B: Quadzilla - ChristopHaha - Obeanie1
HB: sportsmaniac89 - Cheval - Fizzler
C: Firestarter - GotTheGoodes - ant555
HF: rickety - edgie - gaskin
F: Power Raid - Dingster - sataris
R: ShaunDuggan - Ant Bear - philreich

INT: TradeDraft - bergholt

CHANGES:
Quadzilla FP -> BP
bergholt BP -> INT
Bicko INT-> OUT
sataris OUT -> FP
philreich RUCK -> R
ShaunDuggan R -> RUCK
TradeDraft FB -> INT
ChristopHaha INT -> FB

The Qooty gods have deemed that philreich is too short to be a ruckman and that ChristopHaha is destined to be full back.
We look forward to the debut of their gift sataris as he kicks the matchwinner

#fortheqootygods

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[philreich]

There is a fineprint in my contract that says I am obligated to be connected to the bosom of Cheval whenever she sees fit. If she doesn't see fit then I am free to be miserable away from said bosom.

Were you advised of this contract clause before you signed on the dotted line?

 

[Marklar_33]

Well, what else would they be?

Midi’s

 

[Ant Bear]

bergholt I reckon the East Side Hawks gave you EKA votes last season.

The least you could do is come and taunt them a second time

 

[philreich]

bergholt I reckon the East Side Hawks gave you EKA votes last season.

The least you could do is come and taunt them a second time

bergholt reminds me of my pay once my missus gets hold of it - gone in no time. Come back sweet prince.......