Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 6: Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[Dingster]

Providing sports activities for kids and activities for birthday parties.

How is that wrong?

Most admirable. Play on!

 

[philreich]

It's bloody hot today. That or I wore the wrong jacket and now I'm wetter than a synchronised swimmer. And the pricks still have to send my new phone out to me...

Can I just clarify something: if one member of a synchronised swimming team drowns, is the partner obligated to drown as well?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

You sorely underestimate us.

Not at all.

Ant Bear has been sacrificing all week to the #qootygods and it's preordained as a result that the Swamprats will win today.

If the sacrifice doesn't work, well, we'll simply have to #sackantbear again

 

[Firestarter]

Not at all.

Ant Bear has been sacrificing all week to the #qootygods and it's preordained as a result that the Swamprats will win today.

If the sacrifice doesn't work, well, we'll simply have to #sackantbear again

Sackrifice?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Sackrifice?

That will be next week if we lose today.

I hear there are knives on sale somewhere

 

[Firestarter]

That will be next week if we lose today.

I hear there are knives on sale somewhere

What about lighters?

 

[Papa Juggs]

Game day!!!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

What about lighters?

There's this flammable jelly set designers use. They dip the swords/knives/whatevers into & when lit up stay alight for longer in the scene... So get some of that & we can do flaming knives!!

 

[Ant Bear]

There's this flammable jelly set designers use. They dip the swords/knives/whatevers into & when lit up stay alight for longer in the scene... So get some of that & we can do flaming knives!!

Mmmm. Jelly.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Mmmm. Jelly.

Such a team player AB....

 

[Ant Bear]

Such a team player AB....

(retreats to throne room)

 

[GotTheGoodes]

(retreats to throne room)

(Retreats to hidden camera bunker)

 

[Firestarter]

(Retreats to oil refinery)

 

[sportsmaniac89]

(Retreats to oil refinery)

 

[edgie]

When do we play? I plan on having a nap today, though I doubt me napping on the oval will be much different to my usual performance!

 

[Ant Bear]

The Hawks have already had their win this week, by not losing 4 premiership points for a high-impact offence.

The Qooty gods will reward my benevolence.

#fortheqootygods

 

[Ant Bear]

When do we play? I plan on having a nap today, though I doubt me napping on the oval will be much different to my usual performance!

Sometime between 4pm and OHMYGODISTHATTHETIME?

 

[philreich]

Yes but you try eating us and you will have vindaloo induced diarrhea forever

I feel obligated to impart a story here. There were once 2 men and their dogs - one a chihuahua and the other a great dane. The men were unknown to each other, but they ended up drinking in the same pub one day, while their dogs remained outside - as was the pub custom. Suddenly there was a great commotion, and the owner of the chihuahua rushed outside to investigate.

Soon after, he returned and told the owner of the other dog, "My chihuahua has just killed your great dane."

The other man mocked and said, "How can a chihuahua kill a great dane?"

The owner of the chihuahua said, "He got stuck in his throat."

So if the Hawks try to eat the Rats today, I hope they don't choke.

 

[edgie]

Sometime between 4pm and OHMYGODISTHATTHETIME?

I thought it was OHMYGODISTHATTHETIME when I stepped out the shower before work today and discovered that an inordinate amount of time had passed considering I didn't even condition my hair!

 

[Ant Bear]

I thought it was OHMYGODISTHATTHETIME when I stepped out the shower before work today and discovered that an inordinate amount of time had passed considering I didn't even condition my hair!

You have hair

 

[edgie]

You have hair

A luscious body of hair, from the eyebrow down.

 

[Ant Bear]

A luscious body of hair, from the eyebrow down.

I still have pubes...

 

[Ant Bear]

Dear Qooty gods

Here is our sacrificial offering

 

[edgie]

I still have pubes...

That's... good?

 

[Dingster]

How did Ant Bear survive that? Keep trying Firestarter.