Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 7: Gumbies FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at The House of Gumby

[okeydoke7]

We're only on the 4th page. The Gumbies are bloody inactive!!!!

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

If you're all lucky, I might post my CV to this thread by the end of the week.

 

[Golumless]

We're only on the 4th page. The Gumbies are bloody inactive!!!!

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

If you're all lucky, I might post my CV to this thread by the end of the week.

This thread is already painful to follow to be fair.

 

[nahnah]

where is my idol Dennis ClarkeM

 

[okeydoke7]

This thread is already painful to follow to be fair.

I agree, my CV is painfully long and would likely take up a lot of your time. Given this thread, the Gumbies are clearly time poor. And just poor in general. You are made of clay. Or plastic. Or rubber. Or something?

Gumby's sidekick is Poky.

My name is Okey.

They rhyme.

Rhyme has a silent H.

H is the eighth letter in the alphabet.

There are 8 letters in Okeydoke

There is an okeydoke in the Sweet FA

I am Okeydoke7

There were 7 Harry Potter books

Harry Potter was a wizard

Wizards use wands

Gandalf used a wand

Gandalf was in Lord of the Rings

Lord of the rings featured mythical creatures

Golum was a mythical creature

Golum is not in this thread

As a result, we are Golumless

You are Golumless

Illuminati confirmed

 

[Golumless]

I agree, my CV is painfully long and would likely take up a lot of your time. Given this thread, the Gumbies are clearly time poor. And just poor in general. You are made of clay. Or plastic. Or rubber. Or something?

Gumby's sidekick is Poky.

My name is Okey.

They rhyme.

Rhyme has a silent H.

H is the eighth letter in the alphabet.

There are 8 letters in Okeydoke

There is an okeydoke in the Sweet FA

I am Okeydoke7

There were 7 Harry Potter books

Harry Potter was a wizard

Wizards use wands

Gandalf used a wand

Gandalf was in Lord of the Rings

Lord of the rings featured mythical creatures

Golum was a mythical creature

Golum is not in this thread

As a result, we are Golumless

You are Golumless

Illuminati confirmed

I am now seeing all the triangles in that post.

 

[TheCoach16]

where is my idol Dennis ClarkeM

I thought I was your idol...

 

[SM]

What an awful thread.

See you next week.

 

[KohPhi]

What an awful thread.

See you next week.

And just like that, the thread improves. Spooky.

 

[BLERN]

Camels are an integral part of our training. When burningdwarf was a Bomber his sprint training with his pals was a sight to behold. Watch him bring it home!!

This may be the greatest thing ive ever seen

 

[StFly]

And just like that, the thread improves. Spooky.

I suppose we can thank okeys ego for driving off SM?

 

[KohPhi]

If one post is enough to scare SM away, then please name him in the ruck.

 

[KohPhi]

Looking forward to battling for the Dawn2Dark/El Chapo/Julian Assange/Sully II Cup.

 

[hotkorma]

Looking forward to battling for the Dawn2Dark/El Chapo/Julian Assange/Sully II Cup.

KohPhi have you got a vegetarian recipe I can try this week?

 

[KohPhi]

KohPhi have you got a vegetarian recipe I can try this week?

Yeah but it's got sausages in it. Is that ok?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

What an awful thread.

See you next week.

Mate this is disappointing. Your quality contribution and level head is what I look forward to each week. Hoping you can reconsider.

Yours sincerely,

TL15.

Go Bombers!

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

KohPhi have you got a vegetarian recipe I can try this week?

Yeah but it's got sausages in it. Is that ok?

Just cos while your making a salad your naked and have your wang in the bowl I don't think you can class that as a meal with sausages?

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I was gonna have a bowl of Gumbo for lunch today as it's the closest thing I can find that sounds like Gumbies.
I like to devour my opponents.*




* I mean devour them 'metaphorically' not devour them 'sexually' so nobody send me any dick pics please.
Yes that includes you TheCoach16

 

[hotkorma]

I was gonna have a bowl of Gumbo for lunch today as it's the closest thing I can find that sounds like Gumbies.
I like to devour my opponents.*




* I mean devour them 'metaphorically' not devour them 'sexually' so nobody send me any dick pics please.
Yes that includes you TheCoach16

Vegetarian Gumbo!

Brilliant. Will keep you posted.

 

[TheCoach16]

I was gonna have a bowl of Gumbo for lunch today as it's the closest thing I can find that sounds like Gumbies.
I like to devour my opponents.*




* I mean devour them 'metaphorically' not devour them 'sexually' so nobody send me any dick pics please.
Yes that includes you TheCoach16

I actually went to a lot of trouble to arrange some gentle lighting and interesting backdrops...

But ok. Your loss.

 

[Quivorir]

WINNER:
Gumbies FFC: $1.52
Baghdad Bombers: $1.52
Draw: $1.01

Do you not understand how odds work?

 

[dogs105]

I was gonna have a bowl of Gumbo for lunch today as it's the closest thing I can find that sounds like Gumbies.
I like to devour my opponents.*




* I mean devour them 'metaphorically' not devour them 'sexually' so nobody send me any dick pics please.
Yes that includes you TheCoach16

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

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Lol
Handy when you want some Pokey

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Do you not understand how odds work?

No.

 

[hotkorma]

No.

$1.001 this is true

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Do you not understand how odds work?

No, I don't.