Business & Finance If you were an Employer...

[WoodyPecker]

Compulsory foot massages by me every day at 4pm tongue invovled

 

[Power Raid]

Also I would have a smoking hot secretary around early-mid 30's, a red head or brunette, she would wear glasses, and wear tight professional (buttons done all the way up) business attire which would accentuate her perfect body. She would have a sultry, ever so slightly flirtatious voice when addressing me, but when talking to others she would be professional but blunt, just to let them know they have no chance in hell of getting any. This, understandably, drives all the other employees crazy.

Over the years her and I would get into our share of risque situations, due to the sexual tension that has been brewing for a long time. Once such incident would be one year at the office Christmas party where we find ourselves alone in a room after a few too many beverages, one thing leads to another and she's got her hands all over my bulge. But alas I must stop her, I am a good family man. The end.

watch a little too much of mad men?

 

[Billy ray]

Also I would have a smoking hot secretary around early-mid 30's, a red head or brunette, she would wear glasses, and wear tight professional (buttons done all the way up) business attire which would accentuate her perfect body. She would have a sultry, ever so slightly flirtatious voice when addressing me, but when talking to others she would be professional but blunt, just to let them know they have no chance in hell of getting any. This, understandably, drives all the other employees crazy.

Over the years her and I would get into our share of risque situations, due to the sexual tension that has been brewing for a long time. Once such incident would be one year at the office Christmas party where we find ourselves alone in a room after a few too many beverages, one thing leads to another and she's got her hands all over my bulge. But alas I must stop her, I am a good family man. The end.

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[WA ROO]

No hot chicks
Attractive real women okay
No man buns,soyboys or West Coast supporters

 

[HairyO]

Do your job without negatively impacting on how others do their job.

Thats all.

 

[Bostonian]

I'd only hire men.

 

[Power Raid]

The first paragraph, if only that were a thing...I absolutely loathe it when people come in sick and **** it up for everyone else

it's actually our policy in all our operations

including the mental health one

 

[Demosthenes]

The * is a soyboy?

 

[Power Raid]

The **** is a soyboy?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soy Boy

Soy Boy
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: cuckol d, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist

 

[Power Raid]

FTR I prefer soy over milk in my coffee

 

[Demosthenes]

the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

lolwut

 

[Scotland]

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

Sounds like half of the SRP board.

 

[Demosthenes]

The other half sound like the person who wrote that drivel.

 

[Scotland]

The other half sound like the person who wrote that drivel.

The average right winger is a virgin, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "SJWs".

 

[IKnowtheDog]

The average right winger is a virgin, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "SJWs".

but would you employ them??

 

[Scotland]

but would you employ them??

I wouldn't employ anyone who uses "the left" or "the right" in conversation.

 

[La Dispute]

Purple hats on Tuesday

 

[Gralin]

I wouldn't employ anyone who uses "the left" or "the right" in conversation.

so you're not running a political commentary blog as your business then

 

[perthblue]

I wouldn't employ anyone who uses "the left" or "the right" in conversation.

and thus Scotland's Road Arrow Sign company was doomed to failure