Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 15: Las Vegas Bears vs Baghdad Bombers at The Stadium in the Sky

[TheCoach16]

From memory we just got asked to bend over and we had to share the lubricant....at least that was a bonus though.

You got lubricant??!!!


*!...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You got lubricant??!!!


****!...

In hindsight it may have just been KohPhi sweat!!

 

[TheCoach16]

In hindsight it may have just been KohPhi sweat!!

You’re not wrong. The fat campaigner sweats opening an envelope...

 

[Tommycash]

Hello Bombers. This week I plan on touching the ball 0 times and having 30 tackles. As my GF will happily attest to, I never get there first.

 

[TheCoach16]

Hello Bombers. This week I plan on touching the ball 0 times and having 30 tackles. As my GF will happily attest to, I never get there first.

I’m a bit the opposite. You can ask any woman I’ve ever been with...

I always get there first.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hello Bombers. This week I plan on touching the ball 0 times and having 30 tackles. As my GF will happily attest to, I never get there first.

Mate as if any of us believe that. I heard recently that the Dane Swan video went for 6 seconds and the only thing I could think of was 'bragger'!

 

[Tommycash]

I’m a bit the opposite. You can ask any woman I’ve ever been with...

I always get there first.

You can't be upset with a 100% record.

 

[Tommycash]

Mate as if any of us believe that. I heard recently that the Dane Swan video went for 6 seconds and the only thing I could think of was 'bragger'!

Hey! Delayed ejaculation is not something many people enjoy. However, that wasn't want I was intimating. I actually do not have any reproductive organs. When I said I never get their first, I meant that I never get their at all.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hey! Delayed ejaculation is not something many people enjoy. However, that wasn't want I was intimating. I actually do not have any reproductive organs. When I said I never get their first, I meant that I never get their at all.

God bless you!

 

[Matty411]

Love your work GotTheGoodes - great OP, mate. I think your prediction may prove correct as renewed father KohPhi leads us to another win and guaranteed finals action yet again.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Love your work GotTheGoodes - great OP, mate. I think your prediction may prove correct as renewed father KohPhi leads us to another win and guaranteed finals action yet again.

We are already guaranteed........just biding our time now until the real stuff starts.

 

[Matty411]

We are already guaranteed........just biding our time now until the real stuff starts.

Just saw the updated R14 stats... bloody good job, US. Looks like the Bombers will be blowing teams up in finals yet again.

 

[KohPhi]

Love your work GotTheGoodes - great OP, mate. I think your prediction may prove correct as renewed father KohPhi leads us to another win and guaranteed finals action yet again.

We are already guaranteed........just biding our time now until the real stuff starts.

I hope we don't get the double chance, and when we start winning knockout final after knockout final, watch the collective SFA's arses start twitching and quivering in fear..

 

[Matty411]

I hope we don't get the double chance, and when we start winning knockout final after knockout final, watch the collective SFA's arses start twitching and quivering in fear..

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It took me weeks to lose that image from my mind... aaaannnd just like that it has permeated my mind yet again.

How do you continue to get away with this, cap?

#sickofit

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

It took me weeks to lose that image from my mind... aaaannnd just like that it has permeated my mind yet again.

How do you continue to get away with this, cap?

#sickofit

He will post this one in a minute....

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Or this......

 

[TheCoach16]

It took me weeks to lose that image from my mind... aaaannnd just like that it has permeated my mind yet again.

How do you continue to get away with this, cap?

#sickofit

#sickofit

 

[KohPhi]

Stop your collective whining and whinging and come and join me at the main fountain where I'm conducting a "meet and greet" with the Bears fans..

 

[KohPhi]

It took me weeks to lose that image from my mind... aaaannnd just like that it has permeated my mind yet again.
How do you continue to get away with this, cap?

It's all about breaking away from the norm and being yourself my young apprentice. Dare to be daring..

As Nietzsche said "The individual always struggles to stop from being overwhelmed by the masses. No price is too much to pay for the privilege of owning yourself".

 

[Matty411]

It's all about breaking away from the norm and being yourself my young apprentice. Dare to be daring..

As Nietzsche said "The individual always struggles to stop from being overwhelmed by the masses. No price is too much to pay for the privilege of owning yourself".

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You've just elevated this thread to a whole new level with Nietzsche.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

As Nietzsche said "The individual always struggles to stop from being overwhelmed by the masses."

The pillars of Continental Philosophy often mused over the scale of Bears' inside 50s.

 

[KohPhi]

You've just elevated this thread to a whole new level with Nietzsche.

Thus Spoke ZaraKohPhi.

 

[KohPhi]

The pillars of Continental Philosophy often mused over the scale of Bears' inside 50s.

You Kant be serious.

 

[Matera92]

Here we go!

 

[gym4life]

Another easy 10 goals this week I reckon.