2018 Falling Star Award - Round 17: Cam McCarthy

[LiterallyNobody]

When does former no 1 pick Jono Patton get a nomination?

In the last two weeks he's averaged no goals, 0.5 behinds, 7 hit-outs, 16 largely ineffective touches and averages 1.5 tackles.

This from someone who calls himself "the General"

yep - this is my nod

 

[Jazny]

When does former no 1 pick Jono Patton get a nomination?

In the last two weeks he's averaged no goals, 0.5 behinds, 7 hit-outs, 16 largely ineffective touches and averages 1.5 tackles.

This from someone who calls himself "the General"

Thank you for doing my work for me, Mofra I have been a little low energy all week. Jonathan Patton it is

 

[Orange Agent]

When does former no 1 pick Jono Patton get a nomination?

In the last two weeks he's averaged no goals, 0.5 behinds, 7 hit-outs, 16 largely ineffective touches and averages 1.5 tackles.

This from someone who calls himself "the General"

These are Boyd's season stats.

 

[Mofra]

These are Boyd's season stats.

Tom "rucks but still kicks a goal per game" Boyd laughs at Jono "peaked and in decline" Patton.

 

[Orange Agent]

Tom "rucks but still kicks a goal per game" Boyd laughs at Jono "peaked and in decline" Patton.

Injury trolling, typical.

 

[frggr]

Injury trolling, typical.

Being overrated isn't an injury

 

[A Cut Above]

Being overrated isn't an injury

Nor does selecting the GWS checkbox & uploading an orange avatar make you a real AFL supporter.

 

[Orange Agent]

Nor does selecting the GWS checkbox & uploading an orange avatar make you a real AFL supporter.

2/10.

And that is generous.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Being overrated isn't an injury

Actually, it would qualify as an intellectual injury.

 

[frggr]

2/10.

And that is generous.

I thought you'd rate Patton a little higher than 2/10, but there we have it.

 

[A Cut Above]

2/10.

And that is generous.

Nothing personal meant friend, the opportunity for punchline was there and I took it.

 

[LC_15]

When does former no 1 pick Jono Patton get a nomination?

In the last two weeks he's averaged no goals, 0.5 behinds, 7 hit-outs, 16 largely ineffective touches and averages 1.5 tackles.

This from someone who calls himself "the General"

Generally bad

 

[Mofra]

Too bad posts can't attract the Nostradamus tag

 

[TallyHawk]

Leon Cameron doing his best to destroy the General.


On iPad using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Orange Agent]

Nothing personal meant friend, the opportunity for punchline was there and I took it.

Dont give up your day job.

 

[frggr]

Dont give up your day job.

What day job?

 

[Jazny]

Round 8: Jake Stringer
In 2018 "The Package" has average just 12.6 disposals a game and 1.2 goals a game, which is less output than Cam McCarthy and Levi Casboult. Didnt manage to kick a goal against Carlton and will struggle to get a game in a bottom four team full of injuries in their forward line.

If they keep this up, Essendon's entire list of under 24 players will be nominated

 

[db swannie]

Round 8: Jake Stringer
In 2018 "The Package" has average just 12.6 disposals a game and 1.2 goals a game, which is less output than Cam McCarthy and Levi Casboult. Didnt manage to kick a goal against Carlton and will struggle to get a game in a bottom four team full of injuries in their forward line.

If they keep this up, Essendon's entire list of under 24 players will be nominated

How many weeks has he been nominated? Surely every week?

 

[Bodicifer]

What day job?

Hey, don't ever think that being on the dole is not a job. You have to deal with Centrelink, and that in my opinion is a job. Plus add in the few cashies you earn behind the containers at the wharves on Blue Oyster night and you're a full timer bro, don't let anybody bring you down.

 

[Bodicifer]

Round 8: Jake Stringer
In 2018 "The Package" has average just 12.6 disposals a game and 1.2 goals a game, which is less output than Cam McCarthy and Levi Casboult. Didnt manage to kick a goal against Carlton and will struggle to get a game in a bottom four team full of injuries in their forward line.

If they keep this up, Essendon's entire list of under 24 players will be nominated

I'd take Billy Gowers at 11.25 avg. disposals and 1.5 goals a game and about 35% of the price and 100% of the head ****

 

[Paganism mark II]

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I'd take Billy Gowers at 11.25 avg. disposals and 1.5 goals a game and about 35% of the price and 100% of the head ****

Tracking well the kid

 

[darklake]

Hey, don't ever think that being on the dole is not a job. You have to deal with Centrelink, and that in my opinion is a job. Plus add in the few cashies you earn behind the containers at the wharves on Blue Oyster night and you're a full timer bro, don't let anybody bring you down.

Lol. Dave Hughes was doing that Centrelink joke 20 years ago.

 

[Vikingblood]

Dont give up your day job.

An offended orange. Cute.

 

[Two Eyes]

Stringer isn’t so much a fall as a dead cat bounce.

 

[Senor Ed]

I thought you'd rate Patton a little higher than 2/10, but there we have it.

2/10 is Pattons head size with 10/10 being the optimal head size to body ratio.