Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 7

[finbarr]

Nah, he’d be somewhere in between “it’s all fake news” and “yeah but Shaun Burgoyne lolololol” right now.

That’s on the outside. On the inside he’s being torn apart.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

Fages 'worked a CHUNK. hit the GYM. went for a RUN. cleared the MECHANISM.'

personally, my favourite is that he WORKED A CHUNK. Has anyone else tried to work a chunk?

You should always CLEAR THE MECHANISM before you WORK A CHUNK. FFS Fages. No wonder your kid told you to chill out and stay positive.

 

[Marmozet]

Wonder which exclusive and outrageous 7 news PAFC story will be released to get the heat off Fagan Roo and the board.

"Port thug Tom Jonas to miss this weeks game against the Western Bulldogs"

 

[finbarr]

Crows supporter Steve on SEN.

“Get tough and trade out Sloane, Lynch and McGovern now for the sake of the culture of the club...”


.............

 

[chiwigi]

Crows supporter Steve on SEN.

“Get tough and trade out Sloane, Lynch and McGovern now for the sake of the culture of the club...”


.............

Sloane wont leave, nobody wants his foot.

 

[finbarr]

Sloane wont leave, nobody wants his foot.

Hawthorn want him. They took a gamble on Burgoyne, they’ll take another one on Sloane.

 

[manureid]

That Fages tweet is one of the funniest things i have ever read. Like a more wordsmithy 'Nekminnit' guy.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Sloane wont leave, nobody wants his foot.

Would they take 8 inches?


Yeah yeah I’m going.

 

[Power Girl]

Fages 'worked a CHUNK. hit the GYM. went for a RUN. cleared the MECHANISM.'

personally, my favourite is that he WORKED A CHUNK. Has anyone else tried to work a chunk?

You should always CLEAR THE MECHANISM before you WORK A CHUNK. FFS Fages. No wonder your kid told you to chill out and stay positive.

His child actually said "Chill out and speak English"

 

[chiwigi]

Would they take 8 inches?


Yeah yeah I’m going.

If you had it they would.

 

[Killer Power]

If that’s his idea of a plausible anecdote about a two year old that tells you all you need to know about how engaged he is with his kids.

I have a 2yo who tells me when he has done a "big poo". I like to think that is a reasonable level of dialect for his age.

 

[chiwigi]

Hawthorn want him. They took a gamble on Burgoyne, they’ll take another one on Sloane.

Nah.

He'll stay.

 

[Amarula]

oi you bastards, I broke the story 3 days ago here

3 days must be at least 80 pages, way beyond the attention span of any of us.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

If you had it they would.

I’ll fold it for in half for nae man

 

[Magus]

Fancy a CEO telling people that they did some work.

 

[finbarr]

Nah.

He'll stay.

Bet he doesn’t.

 

[pastmyprimus]

One thing rings true about Fage's tweet. His 2 year old is more articulate and has a better vocabulary than el capitano

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

Fancy a CEO telling people that they did some work.

not just some work - a CHUNK

 

[finbarr]

Why hasn’t Fages been on the radio? He only ever seems to do the rounds to brag about fake membership tally’s.
One thing about KT, he’s always front and centre in a crisis.

 

[LFC2010]

#shitclubnohistory thread please mods

 

[DaTBird187]

Why hasn’t Fages been on the radio? He only ever seems to do the rounds to brag about fake membership tally’s.
One thing about KT, he’s always front and centre in a crisis.

He's to busy shredding his nards.

 

[Forzaport]

 

[Papa G]

not just some work - a CHUNK

 

[manureid]

Why hasn’t Fages been on the radio? He only ever seems to do the rounds to brag about fake membership tally’s.
One thing about KT, he’s always front and centre in a crisis.

KT rings in to radio shows to put s**t up front. Fages just shreds some chunks and gets some words of wisdom from his 2 year old Confucius.

 

[finbarr]

#shitclubnohistory thread please mods

This thread is better.