Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 8: Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers @ Renown Park (Heritage Round)

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Ive got a cat you can shave

 

[KohPhi]

I was sacked when fitzroybowiedog caught me coming to training early and stealing the 3 ply toilet paper and swapping it with cheaper 2 ply from home.

The Bombers had a toilet paper thief in my first season as Skipper. I fixed the problem one night after training..

 

[KohPhi]

Yes i remember seeing you in the change rooms and you did look a little chafed

Would tap.

 

[McEvoy]

The Bombers had a toilet paper thief in my first season as Skipper. I fixed the problem one night after training..

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Quoting for poste(rior)ity before it gets deleted!

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Quoting for poste(rior)ity before it gets deleted!

You obviously dont know much about KohPhi. He has paid off all the mods
#sickofit

 

[Mooch]

You obviously dont know much about KohPhi. He has paid off all the mods
#sickofit

I know. He borrowed the money from me. Something about needing petrol money to visit his sick granny. Now he won't take my calls and I don't think I'll be seeing that cash again.

 

[KohPhi]

I know. He borrowed the money from me. Something about needing petrol money to visit his sick granny. Now he won't take my calls and I don't think I'll be seeing that cash again.

Sucker...

 

[Freakie]

Sucker...

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Why are you a duck and what use does a duck have for cash?

 

[KohPhi]

Why are you a duck and what use does a duck have for cash?

To buy s**t with... why else?

 

[Mooch]

Why are you a duck and what use does a duck have for cash?

He doesn't even have any pockets to keep it in.

 

[TedDougChris]

I was sacked when fitzroybowiedog caught me coming to training early and stealing the 3 ply toilet paper and swapping it with cheaper 2 ply from home.

And rightly so The chafing was horrendous.

Yes i remember seeing you in the change rooms and you did look a little chafed

Just to put the scale of the theft and corresponding issues into perspective, here is Mooch 's before photo.....

 

[McEvoy]

Just to put the scale of the theft and corresponding issues into perspective, here is Mooch 's before photo.....

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That looks like me with a beard.

 

[Mobbs]

Well time is running out, match is on in about 15 hours. Renown Park sits in the middle of the small forestry and hunting hamlet of Rhilpisa, located west of Sweet. The ground is a simple countryside reserve, but it's absolutely playable. Hope to see everyone there tomorrow (today)!

I managed to throw up 14 houses before it got too late. Probably shouldn't have eaten them all at once.
Couple of gifs still to come if I can stay awake long enough to produce them. Still a month before my youtube account's strike expires

 

[Mooch]

That looks like me with a beard.

So we're like, twins or something? I don't want to be Danny DeVito.

 

[royboy2]

Why are you a duck and what use does a duck have for cash?

It's for his bill...

 

[TedDougChris]

That looks like me with a beard.

I suppose we'll find out in a few hours at the match if you and Mooch are, in fact, the same person.....

 

[Mobbs]

Arriving at town:

Best vantage:

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

That looks like me with a beard.

Now I'm confused cos KohPhi told me you had a beard?

 

[McEvoy]

I suppose we'll find out in a few hours at the match if you and Mooch are, in fact, the same person.....

I'll be beside myself if that's the case.

 

[McEvoy]

Now I'm confused cos KohPhi told me you had a beard?
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Old photo. That was taken back in the day when it was de rigueur to wear underwear as clothes. I'm much more ladylike lately.

 

[_Cayz_]

Game day!

Should Get home from work just in time to kick 3 goals and have 30 touches.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Game day!

Should Get home from work just in time to kick 3 goals and have 30 touches.

I plan to be the first person ever to have 3 touches and kick 30 goals

 

[Mobbs]

We may be playing one short today. Word has it Roylion rebuilt the Tunnel just so that he could visit it late last night to get that full victory feeling after yesterday's triumph. Things may have got a little messy in the wee hours.

 

[akkaps]

That looks like me with a beard.

Do you have an issue with beards?

 

[McEvoy]

Do you have an issue with beards?

No, not at all. I quite like a man with some well kept growth but I like to keep my own growth under control.