Media The JWS Academy of Excellence

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Who knew Jesus was such a campaigner?

There's a whole book about it, I find it hard to believe you missed that one Barry

 

[Halorad]

There's a whole book about it, I find it hard to believe you missed that one Barry

27 books about it actually

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Who knew Jesus was such a campaigner? No wonder he got crucified.

Thank Christ we're a non-denominational school.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

27 books about it actually

But only 1 of them truly focuses on how much of a campaigner I am.

The other 26 brush over it without going into to much detail

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Thank Christ we're a non-denominational school.

Don't thank me yet. Think of the extra funding if you go Catholic

 

[grumbleguts]

I can tick that off my bucket list.

 

[dogs105]

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BallaratBulldog Lay 2 Tackles and Take 3 Marks
ClarkeM Lay 2 Tackles and Take 3 Marks
croweater 41 Accrue 18 DreamTeam Points
D_P_S Lay 2 Tackles and Take 1 Mark
NickCC Keep Your Starting Opponent Goalless
Cleanupsoup Take 4 Marks
PVF Get 8 Kicks
TheHairyGamer Acquire 15 Possessions
SSwans2011 Give 7 Handballs
dogs105 Accrue 59 DreamTeam Points
okeydoke7 Kick 4 Goals
Dingster Take 3 Marks
U2tigers Kick 2 Goals
Sab22 Lay 6 Tackles
ShaunDuggan Give 12 Handballs
Cactus_ Acquire 22 Possessions
JT_the_Man Take 6 Marks
haydo Take 5 Marks
KBLT Spend More Than 50% Time on Ground
Beutbrute Lay 1 Tackle ​

Nailed it.

Hopefully next time you'll let me get more than 59.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Nailed it.

Hopefully next time you'll let me get more than 59.

We'll see if we can put together some extension work for you.

 

[Barrybran]

There's a whole book about it, I find it hard to believe you missed that one Barry

I don't know, man. Several people billion people fight over you which sounds amazing but it's not for me. Plus that whole story about your mum being a virgin. I mean, dude, really?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Plus that whole story about your mum being a virgin

Her Dad was very strict

 

[TedDougChris]

We'll see if we can put together some extension work for you.

Would need to be a serious extension to get a 69.......

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

* you Josh your tasks are way too hard.

 

[Kirkswan]

Kirkswan Acquire 10 Possessions

It wasn't my fault! I'm new, they didn't recongise me out there. How can I get 10 possessions if they don't kick it too me... Don't fail me...

Okay, *squares shoulders, lifts chin*... it was my fault. I'll try to do better next time.

 

[Yakker]

Ugrade me Spoony

 

[Freakie]

I can't believe I failed grade 3, I'm so smart.

 

[philreich]

This is about the 6th time I've failed grade 3 - in the immortal words of TheCoach16, #sickofit!!!

 

[The Half Back]

Hahahahahhaahahaha **** YEAH Den The Academy lauds your honesty and will find a way to reward this commitment to fairness.

The Half Back, by Grade 2 you should be mature enough to understand the perils of cutting corners. The Academy has decided that you are to return to Grade 1, and we hope to see your approach shift significantly.

* you Dennis, gimme your lunch money you pleb.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

**** you Dennis, gimme your lunch money you pleb.

Grade 1, kid you're barely on to solid foods yet.

 

[The Half Back]

Grade 1, kid you're barely on to solid foods yet.

I'm 3 years older than all of my classmates.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I'm 3 years older than all of my classmates.

And yet still with less refined culinary etiquette.

 

[The Half Back]

And yet still with less refined culinary etiquette.

Who eats a pizza with a knife and fork??

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Who eats a pizza with a knife and fork??

An institution of this esteem does not sponsor hapless ragamuffins.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

The following students have graduated to Grade 3​

George
I bleed Blue
akkaps
TheCoach16
CALL ME SNAKE
Blue__Balls

The following students have graduated to Grade 2

nahnah

Congratulations!!!​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

The following students have graduated to Grade 4

Reginald Perrin

The following students have graduated to Grade 3

Wooshette
BigJoeD_
Dips
Frankston Rover
Bet on Blue

The following students have graduated to Grade 2

zackah
Morganashlee
candiehappy

Congratulations!!!​

 

[Art Vandelay_]

* this. Books are for throwing and burning.
I'm wagging this from now on.