Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 13 - Gold Coast Royals vs Mount Buller Demons at The Golden Throne

[manangatang]

Geeze, don't carp on about it. Clowning around leaves a real tang in my mouth. I'll sea your puns and raise you ten. Sadly when I entered ten puns in the world punning championships, I thought one would win. But no pun in ten did.

Not enough sPUNTENeity?

 

[grumbleguts]

Not enough sPUNTENeity?

I think it had something to do with the fact it wasn't so much a punning competition as a supramolecular architecture conference hosted by the Royal Australian Chemical Institute that probably cost me.

 

[manangatang]

I think it had something to do with the fact it wasn't so much a punning competition as a supramolecular architecture conference hosted by the Royal Australian Chemical Institute that probably cost me.

It’s hard to make good chemistry jokes. All the good ones Argon.

 

[grumbleguts]

It’s hard to make good chemistry jokes. All the good ones Argon.

Working in chemical research i've heard them all. I just want to barium all now

 

[manangatang]

Working in chemical research i've heard them all. I just want to barium all now

It’s hard when the jokes are only updated periodically.

 

[GreyCrow]

Geeze, don't carp on about it. Clowning around leaves a real tang in my mouth. I'll sea your puns and raise you ten. Sadly when I entered ten puns in the world punning championships, I thought one would win. But no pun in ten did.

I might sit here on my Perch.

 

[Halorad]

Why did Blacky take a day off work when he had diarrhea

 

[cats2rise]

Why did Blacky take a day off work when he had diarrhea

And suddenly the thread is hijacked.

 

[Halorad]

And suddenly the thread is hijacked.

I have improved the quality of this thread immeasurably in a single post.

19 pages of crap and not one diarrhea reference so far, for shame

 

[Halorad]

Btw, the answer is because he had time in loo

 

[GreyCrow]

Btw, the answer is because he had time in loo

Thats a s**t joke

 

[manangatang]

Btw, the answer is because he had time in loo

Here we go.

 

[manangatang]

Thats a s**t joke

Yeah it stinks.

 

[sausageroll]

Geeze, don't carp on about it. Clowning around leaves a real tang in my mouth. I'll sea your puns and raise you ten. Sadly when I entered ten puns in the world punning championships, I thought one would win. But no pun in ten did.

You should be banned. A post that bad should not go unpunished.

 

[manangatang]

You should be banned. A post that bad should not go unpunished.

Here we GO!!

 

[sausageroll]

Here we GO!!

GO for it!!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

COOL!!!!​

 

[cooney]

That's the spirit.

Yes it is!

 

[cooney]

Getting pumped for tomorrow Corndog?

You know it!!

 

[grumbleguts]

You should be banned. A post that bad should not go unpunished.

I was in a banned once. I call it that because we weren't allowed to play anywhere.

 

[sausageroll]

I was in a banned once. I call it that because we weren't allowed to play anywhere.

Did you feel abannedoned?

 

[grumbleguts]

Did you feel abannedoned?

Not then, but my mum used to pack my lunch, then send me off to school and while I was there, she'd move house.

 

[sausageroll]

Not then, but my mum used to pack my lunch, then send me off to school and while I was there, she'd move house.

Your mum packed your lunch? Bloody mummy's boy!

 

[Yakker]

Righto you lot. I’m off for a fish then I’ll be back for beers and handing a hiding out to these Royal toffs.

Enjoy your day

 

[GreyCrow]

Righto you lot. I’m off for a fish then I’ll be back for beers and handing a hiding out to these Royal toffs.

Enjoy your day

Good luck , catch a cold