FTA-TV The Bachette: now with disingenuine bachelors and timmay the cafe enthusiast

[manureid]

Unless this was actually on the way to Darwin lol. And someone made this s**t up?

Yeh. That was my only reservation about it.

 

[Jobe Watson]

Oh yeah I said earlier that I think she's already single,

What a shock.

It's great how these shows actually try to present themselves as noble, romantic quests for love; a princess trying to find her perfect soulmate. Of course, her soulmate has to be a 6'0+, ripped male model-lookalike who spends his time walking around in tuxedos and designer clothes and sipping champagne.

None of the guys on this show even need to be there. She doesn't need to be there. Look at them. They should have no trouble finding a life partner in the 'normal' way.

Has there ever been a dating show where the cast is full of unattractive people who can't get laid? That might be more genuine.

 

[SugarShane]

We have a gusher!

#bachettedelayed

 

[por_please_ya]

What a shock.

It's great how these shows actually try to present themselves as noble, romantic quests for love; a princess trying to find her perfect soulmate. Of course, her soulmate has to be a 6'0+, ripped male model-lookalike who spends his time walking around in tuxedos and designer clothes and sipping champagne.

None of the guys on this show even need to be there. She doesn't need to be there. Look at them. They should have no trouble finding love in the normal way.

Has there ever been a 'dating show' where the cast is full of unattractive people who can't get laid? That might be more genuine.

They tried that with Beauty and the Geek. And then turns out half the geeks weren't actually geeks......

 

[por_please_ya]

I love Peter Hellier but this show is ******* terrible.

 

[SugarShane]

#bachettedelayed

 

[SugarShane]

Ali on the couch looking like a PE teacher holding 2 basketballs.

#bachettedelayed

 

[Shell]

Has there ever been a dating show where the cast is full of unattractive people who can't get laid? That might be more genuine.

I've said years ago we should have ugly bachelor.

 

[Shell]

I love Peter Hellier but this show is ******* terrible.

Watch Survivor.

 

[Shell]

Love you work SugarShane

 

[Shell]

I've said years ago we should have ugly bachelor.

"meth head" to be next Bachie actually.

 

[SugarShane]

Oh damn Taito gonna drop the bomb!

#bachettedelayed

 

[Shell]

Hey hey im on 69,000 posts...


69

 

[Neese]

Well that ended really quickly

 

[Shell]

Well that ended really quickly

Wha? They broke up already

 

[SugarShane]

Channel 10 really just gonna have this bitch make her final decision on a ******* sand bar?

#bachettedelayed

 

[SugarShane]

This is amazing. "Do I pick Todd who is literally perfect in all but 1 way, or Taite who has the personality of a bean bag but makes me wetter than an otter's pocket?"

#bachettedelayed

 

[SugarShane]

Oh they do have a proper spot, not a sand bar.

Weird dress too.

#bachettedelayed

 

[Shell]

/watching Survivor and reading SS at the same time

 

[SugarShane]

The irony of Ali doing Maybelline ads.

"Maybe she's born with it."

She wasn't.

#bachettedelayed

 

[SugarShane]

Toddy out the car first.

Dude couldn't have done much more you'd think, other than look like Tarzan.

#bachettedelayed

 

[SugarShane]

This is where we go Todd's better off right?

#bachettedelayed

 

[Shell]

This is where we go Todd's better off right?

#bachettedelayed

Oh yeh definitely

 

[Neese]

Wha? They broke up already

Probably

 

[SugarShane]

You a dumb bitch havent learnt a thing

Legit the same result as Sophie's season. "I want all these things. Oh s**t here's the same bloke I always date. Sold!"