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Never make eye contact while eating a Banana
How do you assert any form of dominance then?
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I'll start
Never make eye contact while eating a Banana
Your mothers name is Mary?let it be
Up there with 'it is what it is' or 'whatever will be, will be.'
I know I'm an idiot but I don't get it. Of course you're where you are or it is what it is. Most sayings are smart or witty when you first hear them. These ones are just repeating stuff.
Let’s go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.
Having a dick is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. How many people are eaten by sharks each year? How many guys lose everything they've got because of their dick? Yet the Discovery Channel has Shark week every other ******* month. Why doesn't it have Dick Week? That would be the scariest seven days in the history of television.
Never bite off more than you can chew.
If you bite off more than you can chew, then chew some moreNever bite off more than you can chew.
Its Dick Week every week parliament sits.Let’s go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.
Having a dick is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. How many people are eaten by sharks each year? How many guys lose everything they've got because of their dick? Yet the Discovery Channel has Shark week every other ******* month. Why doesn't it have Dick Week? That would be the scariest seven days in the history of television.
Recall the old-fashioned 4-sided cheese-grater that use to be standard fare in every home.Never masturbate with a cheese grater. It may be slightly amusing at first, but then it mainly gets painful
If you get challenged to a fight and the person has cauliflower ears don't go on with it.