Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 1: West Coast Wonders vs Las Vegas Bears @ The Colosseum

[Dav]

Fact:

I’m in more Hall of Fames in this league than you’ve played seasons.

It's really gonna suck when you have to bring up my achievements whenever you bring up yours.

I trust we are going to be fair and not exploit any loopholes by the way. CV doesn't mean your 'full' CV, any list of your achievements will suffice.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Hey Doctor Gero when are you gonna go play half a season at another club and then crawl back?

When you win a beez

 

[Dav]

When you win a beez

Dangerous bet there Gero, 4th in my 1st season is a record. I'm still improving.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Are you saying SA Beers are good ? .... always found it strange the fascination with Coopers

Absolutely, Did you roll it first? That'll help.

 

[Dav]

Absolutely, Did you roll it first? That'll help.

Are you actually South Australian? I thought you were jumping on.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Dangerous bet there Gero, 4th in my 1st season is a record. I'm still improving.

Trust me I know, anything can be rigged here, even when out and out stars deserve recognition

 

[Its Manbearpig]

That's good!

Looking forward to away days

I was informed you were too afraid to leave the bench! I am actually female but thanks for bringing me into the exclusive club of self appraisal, bullshit and leaving the toilet seat up.

As a feminist I feel awful, my apoligies.

As a rookie I feel my chances of seeking you out will only come from the bench... Or behind it as I wait my time to clean the boots of a lacklustre professional who feels one more game should be the last one.

My tired post natal brain got that wrong (sorry) I will try harder on the insults.

I'm sure you'll get plenty of time on field! Hopefully for you not in defence, you'll want some space from me. I work up quite the stench devouring humans.

I appreciate you're input in bringing me into conversation with you regardless.

Take alot of fun out of banter when Im kind right?

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Are you actually South Australian? I thought you were jumping on.

Long story behind that one
Welllllll, I was born there.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Good to see Its Manbearpig up and about too, gonna need your help kicking this old fart's arse.

Always on your call my man.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Trust me I know, anything can be rigged here, even when out and out stars deserve recognition

Are you talking about the Mateflon here, G-bear?

 

[Dav]

Always on your call my man.

Let's push eachother to be our best mate... if I don't get a bag you can play full forward next game, and we'll keep that deal going throughout the season?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Take alot of fun out of banter when Im kind right?

Hahaha.
Don’t ever change, Three Beasts.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Let's push eachother to be our best mate... if I don't get a bag you can play full forward next game, and we'll keep that deal going throughout the season?

Im up for that! Sounds like a plan

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Hahaha.
Don’t ever change, Three Beasts.

Couldn't if I tried!

 

[KBLT]

A bloody nightmare. We’d only just got his stench out of the place. Deep heat, stripper glitter and old spice.

Have you tried using one of these?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Have you tried using one of these?
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Then you need to find a cure for the stench of that....it's a vicious circle.

 

[KBLT]

Then you need to find a cure for the stench of that....it's a vicious circle.

I'd rather the club rooms smell like that than what I can only assume through context clues is the general smell of Las Vegas.

 

[Dav]

I've been to the West Coast of Sweet, its not exactly Beverley Hills guys.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I'd rather the club rooms smell like that than what I can only assume through context clues is the general smell of Las Vegas.

Las Vegas.

The stench of Brut 33 on a man unwashed for 3 days, lying in a puddle of his own piss and vomit on a stale beer soaked carpet. With a full ashtray of stubbed 16mg cigarettes knocked over and mixed swirling in the maelstrom of odours. The waft of the half empty bottle of $5 red and leftover pizza washes over the scene.

Glorious.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Cadaver likes a good Magic Tree.

 

[Dav]

Cadaver likes a good Magic Tree.

Oh my god Josh I thought we agreed to tell no one of my Tinkerbell obsession.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Absolutely, Did you roll it first? That'll help.

Needs a chaser

 

[philreich]

Hey Test Tickle - check out the Test result from South Africa: amazing!!!

 

[Dav]

Hey Test Tickle - check out the Test result from South Africa: amazing!!!

I was watching live mate... that is an all-time great innings by Kusal Perera.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Needs a chaser

Usually another Coopers.
Sparkling ale is also quite different to the standard Pale ale. Or Session ale is very different, little bit tropical and floral, personal favourite.