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Norm Smith Medallist
All over the place like a mad woman's s**t
Useless as a red light in Grand Theft Auto
Welcome as a turd in a swimming pool
Useless as a red light in Grand Theft Auto
Welcome as a turd in a swimming pool
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I surreptitiously dropped a polly waffle in the bosses pool at at 'work' Christmas show a few years back - created quite a commotion.Welcome as a turd in a swimming pool
Hammocks were before my time.really? I always thought it was derived from purser and 100% service but your suggestion makes more sense
oh and perhaps a blast from the past....HMAS Sydney back in the day
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LOL, some can be as big!!Was reminded of a funny one the other day.
My father in law calls blow flies "dunny budgies".
Thats what the local coppers call their Superintendents car; I've never seen so many aerials hanging off of one car.If she had as many pricks sticking out of her she had stuck up her she would look like a porcupine.
"As full as a fat ladys sock" isn't a bad one either....not to mention "As full as a doctors wallet'.LOL my grandpa used to use this saying all the time. Never heard anyone else say it apart from him.