Universal Love TRTT Part 7: Swimming & T*ts Variety Bash

[Contested Marx]

My parents still have a home phone for some reason, pretty much the only incoming calls they ever receive are either my aunt/mum's sister, or Indian telemarketers

It's always the same s**t about Windows having a virus, I like to **** with them:

* "That's funny, because I own a Mac!" (they hung up)
* When they instructed me to press Windows button + R (autorun), then type in ''EVENTVWR" (this is so they can gain remote access to the computer, I'm not stupid), as I was pretending to type it out I said to them "ok, so just to clarify, I press windows + R, then I type in: * O F F" (he said "OH F**K YOU!" and hung up on me)
* A woman instructing me to type in 'Windows button + R' and 'EVENTVWR', I pretended I was typing it out and then she says to me "I can tell you're not typing it in, don't waste my time!", I says "Are you f**king kidding? Don't waste MY time with your f**king scam, bitch!" (she hung up on me)
* If they're female, I like to flirt with them and creep them out, "you sound sexy!" (I should feel bad, but they're trying to scam me, so I don't)

Yeah we still have home phone so have had this call a few times.

Usually we just play along for as long as we can until my son bursts out with something apparently offensive in Hindi.

I figure the longer we keep them on the line they're not scamming some poor sucker.

 

[Apple Farmer]

Glenelg chip prices farken
Don't get any ideas Macca

 

[edgie]

The Maul vs. Obi and Qui Gon battle really was awesome.

Inb4 a prequel hater complains that it's too acrobatic, or something.

The same people that love the TLJ fight, where the choreography was so bad they actually had to edit weapons out lol.


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[LukeSA]

Glenelg chip prices farken
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Holy s**t, $1 for sauce, tell them they can shove that right up their arse.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Glenelg chip prices farken
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Ahahahahaha

 

[Macca19]

Glenelg chip prices farken
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lol! Is that actually legit? What store is that?

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Rendaw]

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I think that sign may cause more problems then it solves.

 

[Grave Danger]

Glenelg chip prices farken
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Maybe I'm getting an attack of the de javus, but that picture is from quite a few years ago. I wonder how much they charge now. If they're still in business.

 

[Visenfest]

Glenelg chip prices farken
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Christ, is the SMA branching out or something?

 

[Magus]

Maybe they don't want to sell any chips and the business is a front for something else.

 

[Apple Farmer]

Yeah, old photo I saw on interwebz but made me laugh. I guess you pay for the 'privilege' of hanging out at the worst beach in metro Adelaide.

 

[DazalenkoUBewty]

Woke early, thought I'd see what was on YouTube about Foss Williams. Very little, unfortunately. But this was nice to watch...

 

[CharlieKelly]

Glenelg chip prices farken
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Jeez and I work at the airport, that’s outrageous

 

[Power Raid]

Cats are campaigners #639

You just made my day!

 

[Zakk Wylde]

The Queen movie is about the same quality as a straight to video Def Leppard telemovie biopic my brother and I rented on VHS decades ago. How is there so much fuss over it?

It's not even the best band themed movie I have watched this week.

Marky Mark looks like Dave Mustaine in this.

Zakk <3

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Had the best Fish N Chips ever last night.....

 

[Duck Farmer]

You just made my day!

Kid tries to throw cat in the water and the cat is the campaigner in this scenario?

 

[Powerstufff]

Saw Werewolves at the Fringe last night and it was just such great fun. I'd really recommend getting along. We had a good group and so people followed the role-play rules well without ever stuffing up. Anyone else seen it?

 

[Magpiespower]

co-worker, tryna set me up with her best friend: I think you’d be a good match! She's 32, really pretty and has six kids (my added emphasis.)
me:

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[yepits2020]

Pre-developed Mansfield Park (circa 2007) still the scariest suburb I've driven through.

Ain’t that the truth. Was up there with Ottoway.

 

[NoddyHolder]

co-worker, tryna set me up with her best friend: I think you’d be a good match! She's 32, really pretty and has six kids (my added emphasis.)
me:

You'd make a great dad Mp. Go for it

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[tribey]

The Queen movie is about the same quality as a straight to video Def Leppard telemovie biopic my brother and I rented on VHS decades ago. How is there so much fuss over it?

It's not even the best band themed movie I have watched this week.

Marky Mark looks like Dave Mustaine in this.

I was entertained by it, but it was very paint-by-numbers, replete with heaps of artistic license taken with the timeline and facts.

But hey, we live in a world where a mediocre Marvel film and its trademark formula has been nominated for Best Picture.