Roast Death-Riding 2019: Collingwood, Gold Coast and Fremantle

[Tom14]

People on the collingwood board already complaining about Beams' lack of two way running and blind kicks out of packs

 

[Hollow Knight]

People on the collingwood board already complaining about Beams' lack of two way running and blind kicks out of packs

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Aisho and Crispo copping it too.

 

[Tom14]

Aisho and Crispo copping it too.

Chef's kisses all round.

 

[bungalow_bill]

Aisho and Crispo copping it too.

Aisho Crispo and Beamo aka the Nomarx Brothers

 

[luthor]

I really enjoyed that.

Almost as much as I enjoyed hearing about the Pies supporters blaming it on the ex-Lions players

MU-HAA-HAA-HAA HAA HAA!!!!!

 

[Hollow Knight]

To be fair Beams will find his groove and play some good footy this year.

He will be shot in 2-3 years though and we will look back on getting two first rounders very fondly.

 

[iBeng]

Aish will be in and out, Crisp is pretty safe I suspect and Beams will be a bit of a roller coaster form wise but they wont drop him.

 

[The Zork]

Collingwoods mids wax so well normally it’s almost like Beams is an uneccesary surplus for them.
He did look a bit slow out there.
I think he’ll have a few classy games where he stands out but I don’t think he’s going to make them that much better.

 

[Jivlain]

 

[Maboo]

What a good start to the season, will be great if we roll the Eagles tonight.

 

[irel]

A message to Bucks.
You are killing me man. One more loss and the pleasure centres of my brain will explode. Please no more, you've turned a nice "boy next door" Crispy into a feral masturbater. Aisho's contribution to your games is sending my Amygdala into rapturous overdrive and what the #$%&@ have you done with our captain Beamsy. He looks like operating with a slow cooker wiring, permanently set on "keep warm." So please stop, do something, anything to relieve my happiness. Too much of a good thing and all that. I'm not gonna ask for much. Just a pick 11 or 12 in this year's draft will lower my happiness barometer gage. But jeesus man, you're manufacturing a pick in the top 5 and that's not gonna do my "clinical happiness anxiety" much good.

Thanks for listening bud. You appear like you've learnt a lot and have turned yourself around from a FIGJAM into a Fagan clone. But I'm not sure if it's all an act or the real Bucks is lurking under somewhere. So let the real Bucks loose man, you're repressing too much.

 

[CarloLion]

Up against Richmond and the Eagles in the next two weeks. Good chance to be 0-3. Let us hope!

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

That will be a win the Pies had pencilled in. We need another 9 I reckon for them to finish out of the 8.

 

[luthor]

I know we are supposed to be death riding GC too.... but I just can't bring myself to cheer for the Saints against them.

There's just too much Shakespearian tragic appeal in the Saints getting rolled by the plastics.

I'm putting the DR of GC temporarily on hold......just for this one week.

 

[StevoJenkins]

I know we are supposed to be death riding GC too.... but I just can't bring myself to cheer for the Saints against them.

There's just too much Shakespearian tragic appeal in the Saints getting rolled by the plastics.

I'm putting the DR of GC temporarily on hold......just for this one week.

No shade on either club when I say this, but this game has s**t game written all over it. Neither side looks or looks set to perform that well this season.

 

[M Malice]

The Suns and Dockers turn this afternoon.

 

[Keays2myBeamas]

How ******* good is Easter Thursday going to be after last night. The joint will be packed, no better atmosphere in footy.

 

[Sausages]

Pies next 4 - Tiges, Weagles, Dogs and us.....they could conceivably be 1-3 for their trip north

So let's ride them into the hard Gabba centre square

 

[patfullfankezz]

Oh I HAVE missed hating the cold toast scums with an irrational passion!

 

[Sausages]

Oh I HAVE missed hating the cold toast scums with an irrational passion!

Embrace some irrationality kezz !!

 

[Lazza16]

Gc off to a flyer....4goals to 1

 

[RU_]

As much as I should hate GC, I just can’t do it. Queensland clubs need to be supported, unless they play us, then it’s definitely * the plastics!

 

[Hollow Knight]

As much as I should hate GC, I just can’t do it. Queensland clubs need to be supported, unless they play us, then it’s definitely **** the plastics!

I’m all for the Suns improving as long as we improve more. As long as little brother knows their place I have no beef.

 

[Sausages]

I’m all for the Suns improving as long as we improve more. As long as little brother knows their place I have no beef.

Pretty much my position too - solidarity is a fine thing, but somebody has to be Lech Walesa

 

[joshhem]

Gold Coast look cooked now.