Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC @ The House of Gumby

[Mobbs]

You like getting spanked by your captain too i gather.

He IS the captain.

 

[3KZ is Football]

You play for us ow remember? Role fluidity and all that. You are playing reverse ruck rover.

There will be fluidity in his jocks if he lines up on me.

 

[Barrybran]

Let's do this Gumbros!

 

[3KZ is Football]

Let's do this Gumbros!

Gumbies wouldn’t know s**t from clay.

 

[Barrybran]

Gumbies wouldn’t know s**t from clay.

Clay is what you make the pot out of. s**t is what you put in the pot to make the plant grow.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Clay is what you make the pot out of. s**t is what you put in the pot to make the plant grow.

The plant is then watered with Gumby tears. It dies regardless, wilting under the heat of The Roys.

 

[snozulu]

He IS the captain.

Meh. He can spank himself then.

 

[Reardo]

Hey Jivlain, get ready to kick 11 or 12 goals today. I’ve backed you blokes to win by 39+.

 

[Dingster]

Hi JackNah_8 . How are the Gumbies treating you?

 

[JackNah_8]

Hi JackNah_8 . How are the Gumbies treating you?

Very well, so far, I've only spoken to haydo

 

[Dingster]

Very well, so far, I've only spoken to haydo

He's a Gumbie? I thought his lease was over.

 

[JackNah_8]

He's a Gumbie? I thought his lease was over.

Yea he has changed for good

 

[Dingster]

Yea he has changed for good

snozulu must be a good influence.

 

[JackNah_8]

snozulu must be a good influence.

Do you miss haydo

 

[Dingster]

Do you miss haydo

We catch up for a latte.

 

[JackNah_8]

We catch up for a latte.

That's nice


What do you talk about?

 

[Dingster]

That's nice


What do you talk about?

League domination. I have people within most clubs now. You're doing well at the Roys. No-one suspects you.

 

[JackNah_8]

League domination. I have people within most clubs now. You're doing well at the Roys. No-one suspects you.

Good, just dont tell Mobbs.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Hi JackNah_8 . How are the Gumbies treating you?

Like a Gumby.

 

[Mobbs]

League domination. I have people within most clubs now. You're doing well at the Roys. No-one rates you.

Bit harsh!

 

[DERO]

Hi JackNah_8 . How are the Gumbies treating you?

Are you on my team?

 

[Dingster]

Bit harsh!

FFS Mobbs. I had to check my original message.

 

[DERO]

We catch up for a latte.

Activated almond milk with ethically sourced beans?

 

[JackNah_8]

FFS Mobbs. I had to check my original message.

Dingster!!!!!

 

[Mobbs]

Dingster we're onto your little scheme. That's why after you've satured the league with your sleeper agents, we'll just gather them all at the Roys where sleeping usually goes unnoticed. You'd be surprised what a nursing home diet does to the vigour of an otherwise spritely individual. As we serve everything in a bowl with chudbean extract milk, you might find that by the time you put forth your call to arms, your troops will not only have forgotten their mission, but also their keys, their name, and what season it is. But they will always remember the war, as well as some embarassing moment from your childhood involving the full length of the main street of the village and a dearth of attire.

And now, gangstas being very bad at squats.