Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Billy ray]

Brothers. My iq never recorded last nights sermon. I shall take the holiest of holy , a sickie ,,, and catch up today in between some dim sims , and, some winnie blues. ,,, and i don’t even smoke

 

[kaypee]

First paragraph from today's scriptures.
"What's new is old in footy, but some aspects never change."
Mind blown.

 

[moogerfooger]

Has TGO got a tattoo on the back of his head. It looks like a cross, just in time for Easter.

Oh Holy One.

I believe that is the one part of the head he can't reach with the holy scalp trimmer.

 

[Nankervis brothers]

Today's scriptures, as decreed in the Church of Murdoch, offer the highest praise to one called 'Essendon'.

Essendon is redeemed!
Essendon is light!
Essendon is love!

Gloria Patri,,,

 

[juice t]

The Nerdling interrupting a replay of the Last Post

Heathen

 

[Starburns_]

Nerdling interrupting The Last Post on TV

 

[juice t]

Faith in humanity

 

[George]

Mundy Thundy

 

[Trucker Tiger]

Faith in humanity

If TGO has lost all faith in humanity, what's left for us mortals?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

If TGO has lost all faith in humanity, what's left for us mortals?

Great question Brothrez or Sistrez Trucker Tiger. I am sure TGO did not waste time in such incidental issues.

He has faith. JUST like in holy Coronas, the whiff of farts under the holy crocheted duvet of Kebab Wrappers, the tendrils of truth encircling James the Hird and the stench of all enemies of Rupert the Great.

There are hands Nerdling. There is truth Nerdling. There is a certain Nigerian Princess to whom I think I am betrothed. Hold on Nerdling. Just why are you here. Coach and player guestoids - none of you can pass my thoughts nor the scriptures that wipe them up.

I understand it Gerard.

 

[moogerfooger]

"what's in the chicken?"

one of life's great questions.

 

[Lebbo73]

I wonder how TGO is doing today. Another memorable performance like last year would be grand.

 

[SA HAWK]

How shitfaced will TGO be this year?

 

[wherearemykeys]

TGO looks quite tired and emotional if the pics of him walking down the stairs are any guide.

 

[SA HAWK]

TGO looks quite tired and emotional if the pics of him walking down the stairs are any guide.

Listen out for the word slurring.

 

[rumply]

TGO looks quite tired and emotional if the pics of him walking down the stairs are any guide.

Was gliding down them.

 

[SA HAWK]

Gerard looking nervous.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Robbo is the shittest CFW there ever was. It's his job to read the prevailing mood, not to toe the PC line. * off Robbo and let an honest man have the job.

 

[happy_eagle]

Robbo is the shittest CFW there ever was. It's his job to read the prevailing mood, not to toe the PC line. **** off Robbo and let an honest man have the job.

Wrong thread

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Robbo is the shittest CFW there ever was. It's his job to read the prevailing mood, not to toe the PC line. **** off Robbo and let an honest man have the job.

Fatwa upon ye

 

[kaypee]

Fatwa upon ye

Easy. TGO predicted Judas in the temple. Welcome him. If not for Judas, Robbo would have never have ascended. Betrayal= rebirth.

 

[wherearemykeys]

It took until 10 mins to go, but finally TGO delivers with Dirty Dancing. Praise.

 

[juice t]

Dirty Dancing

 

[DickDunn]

“I said it last week Gerard, I’ve lost faith in humanity....some might call that a sweeping statement”

 

[ferrisb]

Brothers. My iq never recorded last nights sermon. I shall take the holiest of holy , a sickie ,,, and catch up today in between some dim sims , and, some winnie blues. ,,, and i don’t even smoke

TGO's sermons were not intended to be received by those with an IQ...