Things to do while the football season is delayed

[Mofra]

Bay,

We all love football. The problem is that some people also seem to love wild bat soup, which means we can't have sport anymore. I knew something was wrong with the universe when Richmond briefly stopped being s**t.

We can't watch substandard sports like NFA, NBA, association football or Trugo as a compromise either, as they seem to be cancelling their seasons too.
No mass gatherings are allowed so we can't attend music festivals or cultural events, and even My Chemical Romance have cancelled their tour which will no doubt lead to a spike in dark teenage poetry. Most of us by necessity have already perfected the waffle-stomp in the shower which has led to some funny looks from the other patrons at my local pool, so we've mastered enough skills for one year.

What are we all going to do?

Well, apart from the obvious

 

[Ok Boomer]

Play runescape

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Extended preseason on the Bay..............

 

[Dinsdale]

I will probably spend the same time at the pub, just not shouting at the TV on the wall, I'd look pretty stupid shouting "Ball" when nothings on, patrons would think I'm a Richmond supporter.

 

[Mofra]

I will probably spend the same time at the pub, just not shouting at the TV on the wall, I'd look pretty stupid shouting "Ball" when nothings on, patrons would think I'm a Richmond supporter.

Missing a tooth?

 

[Dinsdale]

Missing a tooth?

no then they would think I'm a Collingwood Supporter.

 

[Beer n Skittles]

Celebrate Carlton's best start to a season in a decade

 

[15flagsuminnow]

no then they would think I'm a Collingwood Supporter.

Who needs teeth with 15 cups? 1 more for a nice set of uppers

 

[Lethality]

Plague sufferers used to flog themselves too. We've come full circle.

 

[KennyHuntersBlues]

Wives will be rapt

 

[Coach_Required]

Enjoy the fact the first 5 rounds are cancelled then watch as the bay realize Richmond start their season with 6 MCG games from the first 7 rounds

 

[chelseacarlton]

I made jalapeño poppers.
Was given a 10kg bag of self raising flour by my deli owner, I’ve got no ******* idea what to do with it, bake some ******* bread and wait for the Alpha makes to bust down my door and take all the delicious smelling treats I spose!

 

[Sgt Bargearse]

Arguing with a stupid old man on the internet

 

[15flagsuminnow]

Wives will be rapt

You mustn't have one

 

[Norm De Guerre]

Continue to celebrate the unmatched wisdom of Mark Robinsons top 50 for 2020.

 

[Plugger35]

I'll still be here complaining about how the Bulldogs are getting an armchair ride from the umpires even when no games are being played.

Can't break the old habits.

 

[Lethality]

The season will probably be cancelled. Maybe they'll just give the flag to which ever team was top of the ladder at the time.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

The season will probably be cancelled. Maybe they'll just give the flag to which ever team was top of the ladder at the time.

Congrats Radelaide!!!

 

[Jonathan Sausage_]

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But I'm right handed

 

[15flagsuminnow]

Enjoy the fact the first 5 rounds are cancelled then watch as the bay realize Richmond start their season with 6 MCG games from the first 7 rounds

But I'm right handed

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Congrats Radelaide!!!
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They'll go with the Pre-season ladder and the AFL gets the GWS v Gold Coast GF they always wanted.

GWS get the flag Uncle Gil was trying to gift them last year, we fall at the Prelim again, and some nice % to Poort right there.

 

[Tiger2709]

I will probably spend the same time at the pub, just not shouting at the TV on the wall, I'd look pretty stupid shouting "Ball" when nothings on, patrons would think I'm a Richmond supporter.

Of course if you call out freekick they will quickly realise that you're actually a Hawk.

 

[Tiger2709]

Who needs teeth with 15 cups? 1 more for a nice set of uppers

Does prison have a free dental program these days?

 

[PT Bar None]

Congrats Radelaide!!!
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Middle of the road team. At best.

 

[FurTheWin]

Finally!
I can concentrate on 5 days of Easter drinking without that take it easy Sunday night and get up shite o'clock Monday for Cats - Hawfs bit