Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Mofra]

the first salvos have been fired by the crico army. They’re outing everyone now.

Matt L is defiantly not a bigfooty member, his FB profile shows him with a member of the opposite sex. Everyone knows all
BF members are lonely male troglodytes that live in their mums basement.

Not me. I live in my mum's attic.

#winning

 

[The Sultan]

Not me. I live in my mum's attic.

#winning

Weirdo

 

[ash_1050]

 

[DickieKnee]

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Intriguing. I wonder what this one thing being printed could be?

 

[Private Hudson]

Intriguing. I wonder what this one thing being printed could be?

But is there a date it be online as it’s being printed now ??

 

[Chief]

How is babby formed?

 

[Hawk Dork]

How is babby formed?

instained I think

 

[HahnPremium]

instained I think

Thanks ben.

 

[HahnPremium]

All good Hawky.
Just walkin thru the park and reminiscing..........

 

[Shane Heard]

THE BEST PIES!

Plus Outstanding acting by these pair.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Does 'my first time off getting it' mean that this will be her first time purchasing it, or first time not purchasing it?

 

[Mofra]

They clearly got the teeth whitening hamper the prior year

BRB, buying meat pies for my romantic partners for this Xmas

 

[Shane Heard]

Been awhile since I dropped into this legendary thread and pleased to see its still provided mirth and merriment for all and sundry.

The other day I hit the join button on the Chrisco fb page thinking I wouldn’t be accepted without a membership number and blow me down they let me in the gates!

The poor dears are really very cranky with all the naughty BF people making fun of them.

Hilarious stuff.

 

[owen87]

buying meat pies for my romantic partners for this next Xmas

FTFY

 

[Shane Heard]

They clearly got the teeth whitening hamper the prior year

BRB, buying meat pies for my romantic partners for this Xmas

She looks so overjoyed to be getting a box of four n twenty pies. Maybe she’s not an actor? Maybe she is a real person who actually is happy to be unwrapping those beefy delights.

It’s hard to tell. Because pies bring nothing but happiness and who would be deranged enough to fake a love for our crusty, grisly Aussie icons.

 

[Ok Boomer]

I'm sure more would consider it if they chucked in a free flannel.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Im going to buy some party pies and a bottle of sauce and put them in a cardboard box
Leave it on the door step for my wife for her Birthday in a few weeks...thanks Crico for the gift ideas

 

[daniologist]

Does 'my first time off getting it' mean that this will be her time purchasing it, or first time not purchasing it?

I think they mean "first time getting it off" maybe. Or not.

 

[Shane Heard]

 

[Shane Heard]

 

[Shane Heard]

 

[Shane Heard]

Does 'my first time off getting it' mean that this will be her time purchasing it, or first time not purchasing it?

Thats a conundrum best suited for a psychologist to figure out.

 

[Mofra]

She looks so overjoyed to be getting a box of four n twenty pies. Maybe she’s not an actor? Maybe she is a real person who actually is happy to be unwrapping those beefy delights.

It’s hard to tell. Because pies bring nothing but happiness and who would be deranged enough to fake a love for out crusty Aussie icons.

There is something wedges under the pies to make them look like that.
Secret sauce hamper?

 

[Shane Heard]

Who knows, maybe some of the will find this thread and after reading 242 pages of it will realise maybe they don’t need Chrisco. Others will just whip a bag of nuggets out of the deep freezer with a jug of out of date tomato sauce for when Braxton wakes from his nap.

if it saves just one simpleton from wasting thousands of dollars on marked up general supermarket items and gift cards and silicon tongs and rancid meat ..then it’s all worth it

 

[Hawk Dork]

There is something wedges under the pies to make them look like that.
Secret sauce hamper?

That would be spoiling her