Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[hawkman]

Polec into the top 10 surely, delisted by Norf who say they'll rookie him which is code for: One year in the magoos then toodloo.

2 more years left on his contract

 

[I Dont Care]

It might as well be a different country up that way. They even have their own dialect.

Yes, yes we do. For example MAXIMUM GAWNAGE translates in our dialect as 'utensil spittle'

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Yes, yes we do. For example MAXIMUM GAWNAGE translates in our dialect as 'utensil spittle'

I don't care.

 

[1970crow]

No Crows players yet? Hmm.

Dmac ineligible due to his lifetime achievement award last year and Tex very much up the pointy end. Sloane probably the only other candidate. But if he made the 50, you'd think he'd have come up by now.

 

[largebus]

And just like that de Goey takes the top (bottom) ranking.

 

[theyellowsash]

And just like that de Goey takes the top (bottom) ranking.

i was just going to say, if Mofra doesnt immediately include an emergency honorable mention for jordan de-goingtojail, we know its because hes already on the list

edit: or maybe that should be jordan de-gropey

 

[sobrave]

No Crows players yet? Hmm.

#VICBIAS

 

[Madas]

Good call-out

So let me get this straight, Kamalh is Croziers father ?

 

[Dr Tigris]

Mofra doing a rewrite of his list to fit in one Pies player

Damn those New York trips

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Mofra doing a rewrite of his list to fit in one Pies player

Damn those New York trips

Can two players share a spot to make room?

 

[Schulzenfest]

De Goey will be taking somebody's spot in the bottom 5 whether they like it or not.

 

[ferrisb]

De Goey will be taking somebody's spot in the bottom 5 whether they like it or not.

Sounds like his approach to women...

 

[Schulzenfest]

Sounds like his approach to women...

 

[John Smith92]

De Goey will be taking somebody's spot in the bottom 5 whether they like it or not.

Just an honourable mention surely. Anyone this high in the count has earned it.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

#VICBIAS

Pay that

 

[WillHayward]

Jordan De Goey and Jake Stringer AFL Stats Comparison

Jordan De Goey and Jake Stringer AFL Stats Comparison.

www.footywire.com

De Goey needs to be held to account

Compared to Stringer who plays a very similar role. Stringer has been much maligned on the Bay...

Both were pick 5 in the draft.

Stringer is paid half the $$$ of JDG

But Stringer has:

2 X as many goals;
3 X as many centre clearances
2 X as many tackles

And has never been in gaol.

Time has come for JDG to seriously eat some D.

 

[WillHayward]

Dmac ineligible due to his lifetime achievement award last year and Tex very much up the pointy end. Sloane probably the only other candidate. But if he made the 50, you'd think he'd have come up by now.

Racism aside Tex was good on field.

Sloane just shithouse.

Honestly have no idea how the Crows manage to pay 95% of the salary cap or whatever the minimum is.

Should be paying 50%.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Jordan De Goey and Jake Stringer AFL Stats Comparison

Jordan De Goey and Jake Stringer AFL Stats Comparison.

www.footywire.com

De Goey needs to be held to account

Compared to Stringer who plays a very similar role. Stringer has been much maligned on the Bay...

Both were pick 5 in the draft.

Stinger is paid half the $$$ of JDG

But Stinger has:

2 X as many goals;
3 X as many centre clearances
2 X as many tackles

And has never been in gaol.

Time has come for JDG to seriously eat some D.

Stringer may never have been in jail, but he's been in jail bait.

 

[WillHayward]

Stringer may never have been in jail, but he's been in jail bait.

Gold

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Are we suggesting he should be forced to play for Essendon?
He may prefer jail.

 

[1970crow]

Racism aside Tex was good on field.

Sloane just shithouse.

Honestly have no idea how the Crows manage to pay 95% of the salary cap or whatever the minimum is.

Should be paying 50%.

Tex year was good, statiscally near identical to Bud and playing ahead of a much worse side. But with a few rounds to go he had a chance for a Coleman and AA squad mention and blew it over an SANFL game as a spectator. We're just finishing the costs of back ending to keep our 2017 crew together. Plus Gibbs.

 

[The Wrecker]

I'm sure Mofra is taking so long as he contemplates where he should place the three Bulldog 'ruckmen'. Stef Martin, Jordon Sweet and Tim English. Even their coach said they were no bloody good. That expert judgement equates to at least a top-five entry (before Jason Johannisen

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Jason Johannisen

Age

31

Ht

181cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.2

5star

K

12.9

5star

HB

7.3

5star

M

4.3

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

418.9

5star

D

16.3

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.9

3star

MG

283.1

4star

D

15.6

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.6

4star

and after Easton Wood

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Easton Wood

Age

34

Ht

187cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.0

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

6.1

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

217.0

3star

D

11.2

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.2

2star

MG

154.0

3star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.4

3star

HB

6.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

).

 

[skam85]

Racism aside Tex was good on field.

Sloane just shithouse.

Honestly have no idea how the Crows manage to pay 95% of the salary cap or whatever the minimum is.

Should be paying 50%.

Happily paying Dawson

 

[ferrisb]

Melbourne comes out of lockdown or Mofra finishes this thread.

what comes first?

Presidential elections in Russia are closer-fought battles than this turned out to be...

 

[Spongebob]

I wonder whether Mofra has been reading all those great resignation news articles and has just walked away.