Not-a-cluey Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.

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[IKnowtheDog]

Jesus wept..

That’s some quality writing

 

[Dan Moody]

Massive if true

 

[Over The Post]

Rumours of txts asking Glascott for a loan of his monkey... you'd think he'd at least give it a few days for the dust to settle first.

 

[Catoggio76]

I saw one of the Scott Twins at the COVID test centre in Brighton this week.

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

I saw one of the Scott Twins at the COVID test centre in Brighton this week.

Which one?

 

[Big Bryza]

Which one?

Either Don or Allan.

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Which one?

 

[branedotorg]

Hear there's some shoddy fake vacation certs flying around the league but no club wants to look too closely.

No names, no clubs but all in Melbourne

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

 

[EaglesVille]

Hear there's some shoddy fake vacation certs flying around the league but no club wants to look too closely.

No names, no clubs but all in Melbourne

As long as they don't want to vacation in WA they should be fine

 

[Happy Mastenator]

Hear there's some shoddy fake vacation certs flying around the league but no club wants to look too closely.

No names, no clubs but all in Melbourne

I seriously doubt it. We have a pretty decent national system of proof of vaccination through Medicare. If they can't show you the certificate on their phone you know somethings up.

Clubs aren't accepting notes from Doctor Nick.

 

[TedDougChris]

I seriously doubt it. We have a pretty decent national system of proof of vaccination through Medicare. If they can't show you the certificate on their phone you know somethings up.

Clubs aren't accepting notes from Doctor Nick.

Some of the clubs are doing the vaccinations en masse at the club, so the club doctor would likely be the one providing it.

I know this is happening (fake certs) in the real world, not sure it's as easy to do at the clubs.

 

[PenAndPaper]

I seriously doubt it. We have a pretty decent national system of proof of vaccination through Medicare. If they can't show you the certificate on their phone you know somethings up.

Clubs aren't accepting notes from Doctor Nick.

I agree that I don't think the AFL players are faking the certs but it is super simple to make a fake one even with the 'hologram' style image movement.

 

[woopy doo]

Apparently very common to get someone else to take your shot in Melb.
$200-500 per jab

 

[markm106]

I think it’s more people doctoring up a fake one and showing it as a photo for entry to places. I’ve been told some people doing this to get into clubs etc. not sure if it would stand up to the scrutiny of the AFL. But would be a juicy scandal.

 

[Proper Gander]

Seems a lot of effort really when you could get a certificate just by being vaccinated

 

[Toump Ass]

Apparently very common to get someone else to take your shot in Melb.
$200-500 per jab

$500 bucks? For real?

I'll take your needle and you get a certificate for $100. PM's are open!

 

[Billy ray]

Seems a lot of effort really when you could get a certificate just by being vaccinated

 

[Chris_6678]

Probably the Bombers. To be fair they probably scared of needles these days.

 

[branedotorg]

Seems a lot of effort really when you could get a certificate just by being vaccinated

couldn't agree more but footy players aren't always known for making smart choices.

 

[avignon]

Probably the Bombers. To be fair they probably scared of needles these days.

As opposed to The Eagles who would welcome any foreign substance whatsoever into their bods 24/7.

 

[Beerfish]

As opposed to The Eagles who would welcome any foreign substance whatsoever into their bods 24/7.

As long as they're pissing powerade it's all good.

 

[Chad in Vegas]

As opposed to The Eagles who would welcome any foreign substance whatsoever into their bods 24/7.

I wish Jack Darling shared your views!

 

[Barrybran]

As opposed to The Eagles who would welcome any foreign substance whatsoever into their bods 24/7.

Not true at all. Ours are purely recreational.

 

[The Dice Man]

$500 bucks? For real?

I'll take your needle and you get a certificate for $100. PM's are open!

800 euros the going rate where I live, but you're directly paying the doctor, he just does whatever he has to do on his side for the official documentation.