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  1. theDuckFarmer

    Multiplat Far Cry: New Dawn

    The challenge comes when you hit the toilet paper aisle.
  2. theDuckFarmer

    Game Day Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

    Sssssssh. He's been spelling it fryends for years.
  3. theDuckFarmer

    Unofficial Preview Sack Hinkley 3? Seriously? Sack the mug already!

    If we'd all self-isolated after FARRIS-15 we'd have flattened the COKE-0 infection curve to the point that this wouldn't even be a thing.
  4. theDuckFarmer

    Unofficial Preview Sack Hinkley 3? Seriously? Sack the mug already!

    Too right. Have you ever tried to ken off? It's overrated.
  5. theDuckFarmer

    Game Day Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

    He was the best mate of the dyslexic athiest who didn't believe in Dog.
  6. theDuckFarmer

    Universal Love TRTT Part 9: Eat my ass you absolute man child

    Yep, Wilson's Prom is fantastic. Melbourne has shit beaches but you just need to drive a couple of hours to find some fantastic spots.
  7. theDuckFarmer

    Universal Love TRTT Part 9: Eat my ass you absolute man child

    I can't believe you finished Gloomhaven.
  8. theDuckFarmer

    Game Day Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

    911: Lift the bull's testicles
  9. theDuckFarmer

    Game Day Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

    An American tourist in Mexico who has accidentally left his watch back at the hotel walks over to a local in the town square sitting next to a bull and asks what the time is. The local looks at the American, looks at the bull, then gently lifts the bull's testicles in his right palm as if...
  10. theDuckFarmer

    Game Day Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

    The first time I heard this joke it was so well delivered that I could've been an extra in that Monty Python secret German weapon sketch.
  11. theDuckFarmer

    Universal Love TRTT Part 9: Eat my ass you absolute man child

    He'll never experience the joys of eating Impossible Bat™ made from tofu after wet markets are outlawed.
  12. theDuckFarmer

    Universal Love TRTT Part 9: Eat my ass you absolute man child

    Harvey Weinstein's tested positive so I guess there's that.
  13. theDuckFarmer

    Universal Love TRTT Part 9: Eat my ass you absolute man child

    They got lazy because the Trump stuff writes itself.
  14. theDuckFarmer

    Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 13

    We should've charged them two first rounders for Frampton.
  15. theDuckFarmer

    List Mgmt. Welcome to Port Adelaide Mitchell Georgiades

    Until he accidentally collects someone's head and Hinkley tells him to rein it in à la Butters.
  16. theDuckFarmer

    MVP Votes, R1 v. GC

    5 - DBJ 4 - SPP 3 - Boak 2 - Rockliff 1 - Burton
  17. theDuckFarmer

    Review Round 1, 2020 vs Gold Coast

    Que? If you play less games there's less variation in the distribution of the number of wins at the end of the season, leading to a higher probability of teams finishing on the same number of wins and therefore increasing the importance of percentage as a tie-breaker. As an example, if you...
  18. theDuckFarmer

    Game Day 2020 R1, Port v. GC Suns, @Metricon

    Will be important when the league restarts in 3 months.
  19. theDuckFarmer

    Game Day 2020 R1, Port v. GC Suns, @Metricon

    Lol - did they just say Hinkley can make finals and get extended by finishing 10th? F*ck coronavirus.

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