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  1. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Ljp86's Lair

    The is a feeling in the air down at Pie 4 Life's Lair this season, as the Dragons are hopeful of making finals for the first time in four seasons since their famous triumph. But standing in their way are the Bears who have been sticking their tackles and are leading the league in this stat. The...
  2. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Baghdad Bombers v Mount Buller Demons at Abdu Prison

    The Bombers play their second home game of the season against a rampaging Demons who aside from accuracy have dominated the competition to date. The crew from Baghdad have been dealing with a lot of injuries but have held strong, and in fact have lifted their itensity, leading the league in...
  3. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Wonders FFC v Fighting Furies at The Colosseum

    The last time these two sides met was one of the all-time classics. Not only was it a thrilling finish, but the match thread boiled over and we saw several posters suspended. That backdrop promises a platform for another fantastic contest, particularly so given these two sides are equally...
  4. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park [MOTR]

    It has been a horror season thus far for the Swamprats, losing their best player in the off-season and failing to put together much threat up forward. Thanfully, lead by their captain, the backline has held strong at times, and if they win this week they will still remain in finals contention...
  5. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Gold City Royals vs Ophidian Old Boys at The Golden Throne

    Yes The Filth Wizard's boys are back in town for a match against the Old Brabs, who will be looking to win their first premiership after four long seasons of hardship. But they will be hard-pressed to come up with the chocolates, as the Roys are a very hard-running side, and they really found...
  6. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - East Side Hawks vs Gumbies FFC at The Eyrie

    The Gumbies come into this clash desperate for a big win. Thankfully, a return to their home ground (where they are undefeated) should put a spring in their step. As for the Phoenix, they'll be looking to continue their good form and tallying up the wins. The Gumballs will struggle to match...
  7. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media Your First Day at the Qooty!

    It is your first day at the Qooty! WOW! You've heard so much - the high fliers, the autographs, the no-u's, the dustbusters off and running... but you don't really know what to expect. So here is a quick guide of the things you'll need to survive and thrive in the world of Sweet! I'll supply a...
  8. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Competition The Pipsqueak Sweepstakes

    Welcome! The new season brings many new fortunes and many new horizons. Ambition thrums through the League, and everyone is poised to post up a storm and soar to yet greater heights!! Forgotten are seasons past, as we set forth to deliver upon our prospects and our promises. EXCEPT for a few...
  9. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread Season 36 Grand Final - Gumbies FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at SFA Park
    Threadmarks: Up here, dingus!

    As legend has it, there were once three magi who controlled the elements and roamed the land. One harnessed the power of water, conjuring the force of a thousand waterfalls, the rigour of the tides and the calmness of a gentle stream. One commanded the earth, forging great mountain ranges and...
  10. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media SweetMedia Presents: Conceals more than it reveals.

  11. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media MATEFLON 3000000000000000000

    The mighty 'Tef. A paradoxical mosaic of a man somehow full of pomp and self-promotion, and yet equally veiled in mystery. A name only heard in whispers, unless you count the court orders, house raids, coach sprays, 1AM infomertials for DIY pill-presses, international labour tribunals, stolen...
  12. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media JUDGE QUDY

    YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE QOURTROOM OF JUDGE QUDITH SHEINDLIN. THE CAMPAIGNERS ARE REAL. THE CASES ARE TRIVIAL. THE RULINGS ARE REALLY SUSS. THIS, IS JUDGE QUDY. The subjectivities of qootball are endless. Bring me your matters, your squabbles, and your contentions, and I will settle...
  13. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media The Las Vegas Isotopes

    Massive news!! Massive off-season signings!! Sensibly-sized rods!!
  14. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media The Qolossus of Sweet

    Hey, here's something for you! Whoever can get
  15. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media The Shape of Qooties to Come

    As a part of the SweetFA's Heritage Round, we are taking a journey back through the history of the humble qootball. An inconspicuous object that, while we may as professionals encounter every day, has in fact seen a great many guises and innovations through the League's thirty-five seasons...
  16. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media Made To Be Broken

    Broken
  17. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media Clodswallop: Delivering Sweet F.A.

    In a bid to appease querulous lobbyists, our flimsy push-over of an Admin Clod has welcomed in some ill-considered half-baked threadbare Ring a Ring o' Rosie rigmarole Round. The lack of consideration and preparation applied to this motion is simply shameful - why not spend a little time...
  18. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media COWABUNGA DADDY

    THE H0TTEST MILESTONE OF 2023 IS FINALLY HERE . HANG ON TO YOUR TRUNKS BECAUSE IT ' S ABOUT TO GET MILESTONE !! THE CAPTAIN HAS GIVEN THE ALL CLEAR SIGNAL FOR ALL CLEARING THE DECKS FOR A BIG PARTY ON THE DECKS ONCE THEY ' RE CLEARED . IF YOU DON ' T MIND WE 'LL BE STAYING UP LATE : RED SKY AT...
  19. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Prediction Young Player Projections

    Hello! It's been fun watching football for a while, but now that that's over I thought we could have a little speculation about what kinds of players our youngsters could develop into once the totally temporary administrative and performance implosion has subsided. I invite everyone to have a...
  20. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media JWS Plunders the Annals

    Good evening and welcome to JWS Plunders the Annals. In this series, local qootball historian JoshWoodenSpoon invites you to revisit some of the landmark moments in this, the qootiful game. For our first season we will be focusing on a vibrant league on the east coast of Hindealla. Though a...
  21. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Discussion In The Case Of Hung Committee 👀

    Hello squids, let's talk about the potential ramifications of ranked preferential vote counting systems. Once you've taken a moment to cool off, what I'm actually here to propose is a tie-breaking method in the case that two Admin candidates end on equal votes. Right now if the club votes are...
  22. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media 👑 THE KING 👑

    250 BIG ONES w/ them BEARS BOW DOWN GREMLINS Matera92 #legend
  23. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium

    Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium
  24. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - Gold City Royals vs Mount Buller Demons at The Golden Throne

    Gold City Royals vs Mount Buller Demons at The Golden Throne
  25. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at The House of Gumby

    Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at The House of Gumby
  26. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - East Side Phoenix vs Dragons FFC at The Eyrie

    East Side Phoenix vs Dragons FFC at The Eyrie
  27. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - Roys FFC vs West Coast Wonders at The BJO

    Roys FFC vs West Coast Wonders at The BJO
  28. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

    Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison
  29. JoshWoodenSpoon

    Media Crisis Averted: ND Inspires a Classic

    The League is left scrambling this morning after several internal reviews have revealed a total absence of Match Of The Round candidates. Looking high and low through its scheduled fixture, not one contest holding any interest whatsoever could be found. In the wake of this audit, and with fears...
  30. JoshWoodenSpoon

    ┘ SpoonMeasures ┌ Presents : The S32 All-SFA Field Guide

    Boy, there's no shortage of things to read this time of year!! That is, unless you prefer your literary intake to be made up of more than just 8000 half-baked @Elton John Wig ideas. Me? There's nothing I like better than to light some bergamot candles, recline leisurely in my parlour, produce...

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