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  1. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 35 First Semi Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cordlandt Park (MOTR)

    I once got back $60 in change (in $20s) from a $50 note at KFC. I regret nothing except the explosive diarrhoea.
  2. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 34, Round 12: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cordlandt Park

    Random fact, my friend was one of the people who started the Democracy Sausage site and I helped out for the 2019 federal election (couldn't help this year as I had covid and was isolating). https://democracysausage.org/
  3. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 34 Team Thread | Congrats to pantskyle for winning the Frankston Rover Medal!

    Season best game you say? From the bench? Can't drop me now!
  4. Ambrose Burnside

    Event Season 34 Round 8: Coney Island Warriors vs Bye at Van Cortland Park (and various bars)

  5. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 34 Round 7: Coney Island Warriors vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at Van Cordlandt Park

    "Accidentally" injuring teammates in training finally pays off!
  6. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 34 Round 6: Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cordlandt Park [Heritage Round]

    I am Wayne Carey. A thumping win on the weekend is guaranteed as the AFL, Channel 7 and the rest of my crew won't allow for anything else.
  7. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 34 Team Thread | Congrats to pantskyle for winning the Frankston Rover Medal!

    I really need to delete those compromising photos of the team's selectors. Will keep the hardcopies though...
  8. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 34 Team Thread | Congrats to pantskyle for winning the Frankston Rover Medal!

    Are we better at milestone games than the Eagles?
  9. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 33 Team Thread | Frankston Rover Medal Ceremony Run & Won - Congratulations A Swallow & FootyGuy13!!

    That was pretty epic, well done everyone, glad to be involved even if I wasn't as involved as I would have liked!
  10. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 33 Round 17 - Coney Island Warriors vs West Coast Wonders at Van Cortlandt Park

    Lets see if I play better with covid than the Eagles do. I'll probably score more goals by myself than those useless campaigners.
  11. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 33 - Round 14: Coney Island Warriors vs Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park

    Linked arm in arm with Jackson Nelson and Josh Rotham, I'm skipping into the ICU after one hell of a bender.
  12. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 33 - Round 11: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

    I had one kick :moustache: (It was a goal, but still)
  13. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 33 - Round 11: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

    Anyone in particular or just pick one at random? Second from the left is my Lord and Saviour.
  14. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 33 - Round 11: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

    Devon Malcolm was an absolute beast in that game.
  15. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread Season 33 - Round 10: Fighting Furies vs Coney Island Warriors at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

    I'm not sure why, but I can really go a can of Coke right now.
  16. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 9 - Coney Island Warriors vs Mount Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park

    My fat lazy arse was plonked in the goal square all game. 3.1 from 4 kicks, will take it.
  17. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 9 - Coney Island Warriors vs Mount Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park

    I think my role is to start on the bench until someone performs badly, then play in their position to show them how it's done. It's a thankless task but someone has to do it :moustache:
  18. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 9 - Coney Island Warriors vs Mount Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park

    All of them.
  19. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 6 - West Coast Wonders vs Coney Island Warriors at The Colosseum

    Started my career in the back pocket, kicked 4 goals last week, now I'm in the ruck. This has been wild.
  20. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 33 Team Thread | Frankston Rover Medal Ceremony Run & Won - Congratulations A Swallow & FootyGuy13!!

    Just plonk me at full forward for the rest of the season. Time to Troy Wilson this competition:
  21. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

    **** yes!!! EDIT: After starting my career this season in the back pocket, I was leading goal kicker??? Looks like I have a new position boys :moustache:
  22. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

    Ah not yet. It's on the to-do list for sure though. Been too distracted by my next little project. An AFL simulator (nothing like Qooty though). At the moment I've got the ruck contest at the start of the game, the resulting midfield contest, inside 50s and scoring. Game goes back to the middle...
  23. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

    They're also the names of two of the methods I used in the cricket simulator I made, one to handle bowling, the other batting :laughing:
  24. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

    The bowler's Holding The batsman's Willey
  25. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 4 - Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Phoenix at Van Cortlandt Park

    You loved it. Not everyone can get down and dirty with the Doughnut Digit King:
  26. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 2 - Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

    After my debut it's not beers for me but big, fat doughnuts.
  27. Ambrose Burnside

    Official Match Thread S33 Round 2 - Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

    Is that how the yoof of today rick roll?

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