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    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 6: Las Vegas Bears vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky

    Well it wouldn't be all the ejaculation jokes. We know you are down with that shiz. I'll presume it's your strident position against the patriarchy. (That should grind the "Old Boys" gears like a handful of sand, haha!)
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    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 5: Las Vegas Bears vs Fighting Furies at The Stadium In The Sky

    Thanks for the kind words this week gang. Daughter won her first grannie today so Father's Day is AOK with me this year. Go Bears!
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    Toast Forever a Rookie: 300 Games for RookiePick

    Jokes on you DH. I have never done anything good! 😃
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    Toast Forever a Rookie: 300 Games for RookiePick

    I'd like to think I serve as as an inspiration to the new waves of recruits.You too, with a little work here and there, can climb the summit of Mount Mediocrity! Go Bears!
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    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 5: Las Vegas Bears vs Fighting Furies at The Stadium In The Sky

    Join RookiePick in celebrating his 300th game with these delightful novelty benchwarmers. Old world kitsch meets cutting edge thermal management in this lavish series featuring 7 unique patterns. 1 in 300 chance of receiving the ultra rare "Golden Donut" design 😱 Order NOW to avoid disappointment!
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    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 4: Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Brunswick Junction Oval

    Interchange. Nothing like a first quarter meat pie. Go Bears!
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    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 4: Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Brunswick Junction Oval

    All in glorious capacitive electronic disc the video format of the future!
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    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 4: Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Brunswick Junction Oval

    Breaking heads and breaking hearts. Bear's qootball at it's finest.
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    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 3:Las Vegas Bears vs East Side Hawks at The Stadium in the Sky

    Back to my best after last weeks Golden Donut 💪 Well done brother Bears and commiserations Hawks!
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    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 2: Las Vegas Bears vs Dragons FFC at The Stadium in the Sky

    The scrolling wheel thing on my mouse got so hot it caught on LITERAL fire. Great OP Ocha905
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    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at The House of Gumby

    I'm off for more than half the game, get 2 touches and the post match summary makes sure to specifically say all three of my opponents beat me. I think the Sim is taking my shit talking about it personally. Well done Gumbies. Onward and upward Brother Bears!!
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    Official Team Thread 🎰 Las Vegas Bears S39 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ 🎰 25 Seasons of Mediocrity - Congrats Millky95 BnF Winner

    Sliding Porpoise is what I call those cleanly snapped off ones, that slip into the water without a splash.
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    Official Team Thread 🎰 Las Vegas Bears S39 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ 🎰 25 Seasons of Mediocrity - Congrats Millky95 BnF Winner

    Makes you wonder why the SFA Sim has such self destructive tendencies doesn't it? Best engagement with the platform...cop an all time hiding in the prelim. I think it all points to a deep and abiding emotional scarring of the algorithms. It can't help but hurt the ones that love it the most...
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    Official Match Thread Season 39 Second Preliminary Final - Las Vegas Bears v East Side Hawks at The Stadium in the Sky

    Bench Wench confirmed. I'll get a nice head start on the the victory celebrations.

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