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  1. Ilkka Sinisalo

    Thursday Night Footy in 2019 - 12 games on the agenda

    Meanwhile we get to see Carlton getting belted on a Thursday or Friday night like 10 times a year.
  2. Ilkka Sinisalo

    Thursday Night Footy in 2019 - 12 games on the agenda

    Pretty much everyone commenting on the AFL tweet about this is saying “why, there are too many already?” or “nobody wants this.” Well, the answer to “why” is obviously “money” and if people didn’t like Thursday nights, then ratings would be abysmal and the AFL would stop holding games those...
  3. Ilkka Sinisalo

    Mega Thread Buckley Contract extension

    New answer to the thread title:
  4. Ilkka Sinisalo

    Mega Thread Buckley Contract extension

    As someone who thoroughly enjoys when Collingwood are mediocre, I can't believe that they only gave him two years. Surely a club legend who had his team going in the right direction at the end of the home and away season deserves a much longer contract. 10 years minimum.
  5. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    What history does Schofield have of throwing elbows? If you're predicting that he'll be throwing cheap shots soon based on one recent incident, then I guess we can also predict that Clayton Oliver will have another drink driving charge coming in the near future.
  6. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Had Martyn just punched one of the opposing cricketers in the chest while that guy wasn't looking? If so, he probably should expect one of that player's teammates to have some sort of quick response.
  7. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    I would say "act like your club has been good before," but unless you're about 70 years old you wouldn't actually have been there, so your newfound arrogance is understandable.
  8. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Our long national nightmare is over. Moving forward: -Will, keep the elbows down. -Clayton, stay off the ol' Tweeter machine for a while.
  9. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Yeah I hate that part of the MRP. It discourages guys who have been hard done from arguing their case.
  10. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    In related news, I can't go in for my night shift tonight. I have a "headache."
  11. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    I mean, I don't like when Shuey or Darling stage for frees, but at least a free kick benefits your team. Whereas Oliver's flop (a) did not benefit his team at all, and (b) was followed by him doubling and tripling down on his BS so that Schofield would face a suspension. That's terrible...
  12. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Ah yes that poor 19 year old kid making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and drink driving his car. Just an innocent lad. Won't someone please think of the children!
  13. Ilkka Sinisalo

    Strangest player in the league (past/present)

    Guys like Murphy and Bartel seem weird because they're among the few AFL players who don't come across as abject morons during the post-game interviews, and they sound like people who might actually read a book for fun or to learn something.
  14. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Your job is not a contact sport. If you tackle somebody at work, you will get sacked. If a professional netballer or tennis player starts tackling people at work, they will be sacked. If a professional AFL player DOESN'T tackle people at work, they will be sacked. Hopefully this clears...
  15. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Oliver punched Shuey in the chest like one second before Schofield threw his elbow out at Oliver. I guess we are in agreement that Oliver is an idiot.
  16. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    It's obviously not that easy, considering how stupid yours is.
  17. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Imagine you committed a minor infraction at work and a co-worker lied or exaggerated about the incident, resulting in a two week suspension, loss of thousands of dollars in wages and a lasting bad record. Probably not so funny to be on that end.
  18. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Anyone tasked with that chore deserves a Victoria Cross at a MINIMUM.
  19. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Oh, so now Schofield deliberately elbowed him in the jaw, despite the fact that he wasn't even looking at Oliver? This just gets funnier and funnier.
  20. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Are you asking if the carpet matches the drapes? Because I am NOT going to be the one to check.
  21. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    You've already posted that about 30 times in this thread; now it's just repetitive and boring. If you want to defend a guy acting like a complete and utter tool, that's on you. Pro tip, it's not a great look. Just say "he's a great young player, I don't care if he's a tosser" and move on.
  22. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    You're going to be pretty embarrassed when the medical report consists of "player has a sore jaw because player says he has a sore jaw," much in the way that Ferris Bueller was too sick to go to school because he had a "fever."
  23. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    See, these twitter photos would actually be funny if he'd admitted that he was staging in the heat of the moment and told the team doctors that he was fine. Then Schofield walks away with a fine or nothing. Instead he's put Schofield at risk of a suspension and forced Schofield to defend...
  24. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Except the player himself said that's not what happened.
  25. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    What did the medical report say?
  26. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Another Australian sports star for Clay to get in a war of words with.
  27. Ilkka Sinisalo

    Top 5 Best soccer divers in the AFL

    Angus Monfries hasn't played in forever, but he should still make the cut.
  28. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Nah, salty was Oliver having a go at a retired cricketer who said something negative about him. What a baby.
  29. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    Again, was this in the medical report? I've seen nothing about him bleeding from the mouth except for Dees supporters claiming it on here.
  30. Ilkka Sinisalo

    The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

    What specifically was in the medical report?

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