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    Moved Thread Footballer you most like to watch AND go on a date/night out

    In thread with so many high points, I can’t go past ‘AFLM’ as my favourite. Give it 5 years.
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    Moved Thread How much?

    I've posted here since 2003 and have managed to piece together something of a life for myself. Once mum dies I'll get the big bedroom.
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    Social Science Tight arse things you or others do

    Whoa Whoa Whoa, There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
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    Now that Michael Jackson is dead, they will make a film about him...

    Lara Flynn Boyle. Easy.
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    Do you wear a watch?

    I've always worn one, pretty nice one too....a nice watch is a fine thing.. I think a decent watch is a lot like a decent wallet. Lets face it, when you see a grown man with a velcro wallet, you wonder where it's all gone wrong for him right? A guy wearing a nice watch instantly becomes worth...
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    Well, this didn't take long did it?

    ha I don't think she's 27, around 23 I think. Must be an error. She'll love that. ;)
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    Well, this didn't take long did it?

    I assumed this was going to be about another Eagle getting arrested. :cool:
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    Facebook Vs Myspace

    facebook over myspace for me. I find myspace to be cluttered and a pain to navigate. I also hate it when people embed music into their page which automatically play. To the poster who said they are for 'look at meeeeeee' types well maybe for some but really it's just a good online tool for...
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    Your most embarrassing situation

    I once pulled into the driveway and got out open the garage door, leaving the engine running and got distracted as I was getting out by an attractive female neighbour walking past my house. Not thinking about the garage door, I impulsively flicked the lock of my door down and lifted the handle...
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    Melbourne Tremor

    The end is nigh!!!
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    A dilly of a pickle

    ...or you were just too slow and she's dead already.
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    A dilly of a pickle

    haha you're all class. :thumbsu:
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    Window Washer asks for $5

    ha $5!, cheeky bugger. Last time this happened to me, some kid started doing my window while I was at the lights, doesn't really happen much to me so I just grabbed 50c out of my console and gave that to him. He said '**** man!'. I drove off. $5 is obviously too steep but did I short...
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    David Tench

    it's some sort of chat show apparantly, with some guy called David Tench. The chances of him being a foul mouthed puppet are slim BUT it is Channel 10, so there is some hope.
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    Have you ever watched a movie at a drive-in?

    Went a few times as a kid and most recently saw 'Bad Eggs' and one of the later Matrix movies in Busselton which is still in operation (or at least was 2-3 years back). Sadly, the drive-in did not improve the quality of the films.
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    Worst Wonders of Australia or The World

    heh there it is. Brings them in from far and wide no doubt! :D As for the big Marino, well I'd swap it for the bell tower, it'd look a treat on the foreshore.
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    Worst Wonders of Australia or The World

    Any West Aussies out there that don't hate the bell tower?
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    Christmas Bonus?

    Got the free meal but the Christmas bonus went out when they brought the profit sharing in - I'm better off because of it but the extra cash around Christmas rather than the end of June is always welcome.
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    Owners of this haircut take note

    That guy came to my work last year with 'Nova', he's like a pineapple on a spring with a continuous high pitched siren. For the record, my co-worker didn't win the garbage bin contest, so that guy poured the rubbish on the floor and made him pick it all up. I got a free banana milk shake...
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    Are you over 18?

    11. But I'm very tall for my age...
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    MELBOURNE wins most liveable city 2 years in a row

    This is a rather old story, I read that back in Febuary. Just proves how lucky we all are to live in Australia. Great bunch of cities, great to see Perth up there, especially for a city that is so small. Love the final line though - 'The Iraqi capital Baghdad was not included in the...
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    A Guide to Posting on Forums

    Check this site - Flame Warriors Similar idea, pretty funny and depressingly relatable. ;)
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    Favourite breed of

    Cocker Spaniels, I've had (and have) a couple, great dogs.
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    Is orange juice that good?

    Good god what a nutcase. Talk about a danger to society, cutting brakes over bloody orange juice, shocking....
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    Scared to get out of the shower

    I saw the extended advance hair ad a couple of nights ago - the one with Matthews, Mark Geyer, Graham Gooch etc Got to love Matthews crapping on about how young girls talk to him. They probably think your there to pick up your kids Greg. Didn't Josh Francou have an advance hair ad at one...
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    Shin Splints!

    I actually work at an orthotic lab and would have to recommend going for custom orthotics over any off the shelf alternative. We make orthotics specifically for you - buying them off the shelf is like buying those off the shelf reading glasses in my book. I know a few people who swear by...
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    Speedo launch

    To make them look like "Human Sharks", they had gills painted on their necks and all. I believe that Speedo is really pushing the "Sharkness" of these new suits, hence dressing up Klim and Hackett like sharks. Worked on me, I've always wanted to look like a shark, I might get one of those...
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    Funniest Comedy Duo/Top 5

    John. Not Jim, sorry to be picky but we can't forget the great man. May god rest his drunken soul.
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    Aborigines...

    It always happens. Aboriginals in society would have to be one the hottest big footy topics outside of football, but it always ends in name calling and unconstructive conversation. All it takes is one comment to be considered racist (some are more bold than others, but no matter what, it's...
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    Funniest Comedy Duo/Top 5

    Couple of great british ones that haven't been mentioned - Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones Excellent stuff. I'll have a think, probably more I'm forgetting.

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