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  1. Truckosaurus

    The Perth Thread - Part 4

    They prefer hotels according to a documentary I saw once.
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    Moved Thread Trolling

    Also whinging. So much whinging.
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    Moved Thread Trolling

    Really makes you think. Mostly thoughts like "wtf have they been smoking?" and "I wonder how long this thread will stay open?"
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    Food, Drink & Dining Out The Perth Thread - Part 2

    I stopped at a roundabout yesterday. A jogger who was crossing stopped at the median strip and theatrically gestured for me to go through. The only problem was that I'd stopped because there was a car to my right, which the jogger hadn't noticed because they were too busy getting increasingly...
  5. Truckosaurus

    Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

    People who come into a room and immediately adjust the aircon/heater. I had it on that temperature for a reason!
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    Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

    This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen... but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-- I now have to re-watch this...
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    Society & Culture Terrible baby names

    There's bound to be some poor soul out there whose parents named them Jynx. Had one presented to me for consideration the other night: Rylan-Jye.
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    Voting

    My polling place had no sausage sizzle, only cakes and soft drinks. SHAME TAGNEY!
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    Business & Finance Door to door sales people

    Not quite ;)
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    Business & Finance Door to door sales people

    Was at home studying for exams one day when I was 16. Knock at the door was a woman trying to sell security shutters. Even though it was obvious I was a teenager and not the home owner, she just would not go. Politely turning her down didn't work, explaining that my parents weren't home didn't...
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    Travel Public transport

    Bearded man in a fishing hat loudly dictating thoughts on Trotsky into a tape recorder on the bus. And of course the standard drunks/racial abuse/crazies/loud phone users/people listening to music through speakers.
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    Education & Reference Anger over 'pornographic' stationery for schoolchildren

    Christ, I can only hope (but probably not believe) that they were actually marketing it to back to uni 20-somethings. And that no parent would ever buy that for their kid.
  13. Truckosaurus

    ITT Nostalgia - Part II

    Re: ITT Nostalgia Gave me nightmares as a kid.
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    Best book that you HAD to read

    Thinking back to books I read for English in lower high school, I loved reading Lord of the Flies in Year 10. Teacher only kept at it for a few weeks before we moved onto something else, but I'd already finished it after the first week I was so enraptured.
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    Society & Culture Lame things you are proud not to have

    ^Worked at a Santa station last Christmas and could not believe how many bogan parents brought their <2 years old kids in with rattails. Bad enough to choose to wear one yourself, criminal to make your kid do it when they're too young to know better.
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    Best book that you HAD to read

    The Great Gatsby and Pride and Prejudice. The other books we were assigned were all Australian crap. I still have nightmares where I have to read Cloudstreet again.
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    Food, Drink & Dining Out Model who ate husband seeks parole.

    I hope he was low fat.
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    Home & Garden Spiders can get ****ed

    Woke up at 4:30am the other morning, switch the light on and see something black and about the size of a 10c coin slowly crawl into one of my shoes. Realise that it's a ****ing spider that's made a web throughout the whole shoe while I've been asleep. It was about 5 minutes before I could move...
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    Travel Futurama

    "Woah... my hands are huge. They can touch anything but themselves... oh wait."
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    Travel Futurama

    Fry: Everything was going great. Then, all of a sudden, she's talking about hanging out. Hanging out? She's getting way too serious. I'm not a one woman man, Leela. Leela: You'll be back to zero soon enough. Fry: Don't you get it? She's smothering me. [Amy walks past.] Amy: Hi. Fry: You see? You...
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    Travel Futurama

    Brannigan Begin Again is my favourite Zapp episode (narrowly) "Kiff come over here and hold up the flag. And wave it a little for godssakes"
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    Travel Futurama

    Uh-huh, uh-huh, that's whatever it is you were talking about for you.
  23. Truckosaurus

    Travel Futurama

    "For the last time I don't like lilacs! It was your first wife who liked lilacs!" "She also liked to shut up!"
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    Travel Futurama

    "Bender honey, we love you" "Shu'up baby, I know it"
  25. Truckosaurus

    Society & Culture Which Simpsons character are you?

    Maggie .
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    Society & Culture 'stupid young men'

    God his mullet is bigger than he is.
  27. Truckosaurus

    Fast Food Orders?

    Maccas: Med Cheeseburger meal Chicken Treat: Royal Bacon burger combo KFC: Two piece original recipe w/ chips or occasionally hot n spicy Subway: whatever I feel like at the time Don't eat pizza much and don't go to Red Rooster or HJ's often enough to have a regular order.
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    Business & Finance Would you punch your mother, full force in the face, for $1,000,000?

    I'm a weak little girl, I couldn't hurt her much so **** yes, where do I sign?
  29. Truckosaurus

    Travel Worst thing to happen on a jet airliner to you...

    Screaming toddler in the seat in front of me for 8 hours.
  30. Truckosaurus

    Family & Relationships Kyle Sandilands is dating Lara Bingle

    I'm surprised their egos can fit in the same room.

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