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  1. ZoBlitz

    Women's Footy Round 6, 2025 - Bulldogs vs. Brisbane Lions

    I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.
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    Review Preliminary Final, 2025 - Collingwood vs. Brisbane Lions

    Let's do this.
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    Game Day Preliminary Final, 2025 - Collingwood vs. Brisbane Lions

    A persistent banker kept hitting on me. So I asked her to leave me a loan.
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    Women's Footy Round 5, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. North Melbourne

    Which days are the strongest? Saturdays and Sundays. The rest are weekdays.
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    Review Semi Final, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Gold Coast

    I'm already at the pub.
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    Game Day Semi Final, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Gold Coast

    When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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    Women's Footy Round 4, 2025 - Adelaide vs. Brisbane Lions

    I started a poetry club in prison. It had prose and cons.
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    Review Qualifying Final, 2025 - Geelong vs. Brisbane Lions

    Too many meetings for me today.
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    Game Day Qualifying Final, 2025 - Geelong vs. Brisbane Lions

    Apparently you can't use 'Beefstew' as a password. It's not stroganoff.
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    Women's Footy Round 3, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Carlton

    A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
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    News 2025 Trade News Compendium

    Well, considering that some actual news has been announced, I might as well start this thread. Remember, this thread is for news articles/possibly tweets if half-reputable and discussion posts will be deleted - feel free to chat about the articles in the trade thread. Note that just because I...
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    Women's Footy 2025 Women's Player of the Year Leaderboard

    Last season, Isabel Dawes broke through to become the first women's player of the year to not have played in the first season of the AFLW. Can she go back to back or will former winner and runner-up Ally Anderson return to the top of the mountain? Will captain Breanna Koenen finally win her...
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    Review Round 24, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Hawthorn

    Sunday night game can go in the bin.
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    Game Day Round 24, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Hawthorn

    The man who invented throat lozenges died last week… There was no coffin at the funeral.
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    Women's Footy Round 2, 2025 - Fremantle vs. Brisbane Lions

    There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.
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    Women's Footy Round 1, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Hawthorn

    A man was injured while playing peek-a-boo. He's currently in the ICU.
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    Review Round 23, 2025 - Fremantle vs. Brisbane Lions

    FYI if you are planning to check out the Ekka this weekend, I can't recommend the woodchop enough, especially as there's a bar there as well.
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    AFLW Player Neasa Dooley (2024-)

    https://www.lions.com.au/news/1704267/more-irish-flavour-to-join-the-lions
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    Game Day Round 23, 2025 - Fremantle vs. Brisbane Lions

    My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding. But then I saw her face...
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    Review Round 22, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Sydney

    I come to Brisbane and you give me this deary weather? At least the temperatures are better.
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    Game Day Round 22, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Sydney

    A termite walks into a bar... He asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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    AFLW Player Lilly Baker (2024-)

    Two new Cubs join the Den
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    AFLW Player Claudia Wright (2024-)

    Two new Cubs join the Den
  24. ZoBlitz

    Review Round 21, 2025 - Collingwood vs. Brisbane Lions

    Should be a nice clear night.
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    Game Day Round 21, 2025 - Collingwood vs. Brisbane Lions

    Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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    Review Round 20, 2025 - Gold Coast vs Brisbane Lions

    Heading out to the Victorian Archives Centre as part of Open House Melbourne weekend like some kind of nerd.
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    Game Day Round 20, 2025 - Gold Coast vs. Brisbane Lions

    I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well. He’s a very good buoy
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    Review Round 19, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Western Bulldogs

    It's Friday, Friday.
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    Game Day Round 19, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Western Bulldogs

    Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, that's the last thing I need.
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    Review Round 18, 2025 - Carlton vs. Brisbane Lions

    Thursday games boo.

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