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  1. Mr Ripper

    Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

    Accidental (?) Last Tango in Paris reference from Dwayno yesterday with “Butters in the hole”.
  2. Mr Ripper

    Verbal Faux Pas, Jargon, Cliches, Boganisms, etc

    Daisy Thomas gave us "incidentses" the other night.
  3. Mr Ripper

    Bounce- Stop it

    Bounce has evolved from a light-ish weight footy discussion programme to an out and out kids show; sorta like a reverse Hey Hey It's Saturday. Dunstall wasted. FF's most accomplished host.
  4. Mr Ripper

    The downfall of Fox Footy.

    FF socials going about as well as their TV channel
  5. Mr Ripper

    Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

    Nick Watson now "The Wizard of Aus... Rules"
  6. Mr Ripper

    Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

    Described an accurate Guelfi kick as a "Matt finish".
  7. Mr Ripper

    The downfall of Fox Footy.

    Dicko's existence as an AFL media somebody is perplexing to say the least.
  8. Mr Ripper

    Peoples views on Jon Ralph....

    This. Never had an original thought.
  9. Mr Ripper

    What's up with Kelli Underwood?

  10. Mr Ripper

    Ch 7 Commentary - is it intervention time?

    Darce made an attempt to talk up Port's chances (7 points down with 6 seconds to play) at the last centre bounce on Saturday night.
  11. Mr Ripper

    Verbal Faux Pas, Jargon, Cliches, Boganisms, etc

    It's a once-ubiquitous Dorrie Evans malapropism. Possibly last used in 1978.
  12. Mr Ripper

    Verbal Faux Pas, Jargon, Cliches, Boganisms, etc

    It's been done
  13. Mr Ripper

    Jobeism

    Callan Ward went to “a new club that wasn’t in a football code”.
  14. Mr Ripper

    Jobeism

    Jobe was half a syllable away from crediting a player with “seven score infringements”, but unfortunately realised where he was going and corrected himself. Damn.
  15. Mr Ripper

    Verbal Faux Pas, Jargon, Cliches, Boganisms, etc

    In the spirit of the above, and this one's even worse.
  16. Mr Ripper

    Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

    Nick Larkey “LIVING THE DREAM!!” according to Dwayno. I know when I was a kid, all I wanted to do was kick a bag against Gold Coast in front of 3000 in a last round dead rubber in Hobart.
  17. Mr Ripper

    Ch 7 Commentary - is it intervention time?

    Two minutes into Roaming and Big Turd had already introduced us to “Kayden” Coleman and “Rod” Lester.
  18. Mr Ripper

    Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

    From Suns v Hawks: “Has Anderson in his chemtrail” I think working remotely in a box all weekend is affecting Dwayne's attachment to reality.
  19. Mr Ripper

    Verbal Faux Pas, Jargon, Cliches, Boganisms, etc

    It's the loneliest number.
  20. Mr Ripper

    What's up with Kelli Underwood?

  21. Mr Ripper

    Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

    “Prime time Sunday twilight”
  22. Mr Ripper

    The downfall of Fox Footy.

    Dunstall is a very good host and totally wasted on this garbage.
  23. Mr Ripper

    The downfall of Fox Footy.

    Nah. They were in Brisbane.
  24. Mr Ripper

    The downfall of Fox Footy.

    Another season of FF phoning it in - almost literally.
  25. Mr Ripper

    Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

    This is why you get "great use of the body, Hawkins/Dusty/Buddy" after they've outmarked an opponent by shoving them in the back.
  26. Mr Ripper

    The downfall of Fox Footy.

    FF programming department absolutely knocking it out the park in the Grand Final eve and traditional Footy Marathon timeslots.
  27. Mr Ripper

    FFE - Media Watch

    Embarrassing effort from the Hun https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/melbourne-thrashed-by-lions-2917-191-to-010-10-in-vfl-bloodbath/news-story/6e35c8458d4babcaee52ec1c17af19da
  28. Mr Ripper

    The downfall of Fox Footy.

    Noticed that, too. Thought it might've been my telly.
  29. Mr Ripper

    Verbal Faux Pas, Jargon, Cliches, Boganisms, etc

    Pav went full flat-earther pre-match today when he informed us that "the sun is in the air".
  30. Mr Ripper

    Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

    Just now: "A game that will confirm the Suns as a genuine finals contender..." They're playing North Melbourne.

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