I understand that you aren't playing with the full deck, for which I am truly sorry. However, it was 28 points last time not 40.
I'll tell you what last night actually showed. 7 weeks is a longtime in football and Melbournes forward line is of no threat to the other contending sides. Let alone...
Geez, you're not asking for much. Not only do want perfect weather, Clown Brown to kick straight, but you also want the umpires not to favour the dogs?
You're probably better asking for a night in the sack with Margot Robbie. That at least would be somewhat achievable.