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  1. ThePuppetMaster

    MVP Votes vs Suns

    12 votes Gents!
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    The Adam Goodes (and everything related) discussion thread.

    Swans CEO's decision to compare Goodes being blamed for his booing to a rape victim being blamed for being r*ped is pretty poor IMO.
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    Universal Love Congratulations on 100 games Jack Watts

    Thought it fitting we have a congratulatory thread for Jack as we do our other milestone reachers. Please limit this thread to congratulations only. Here's too 100 more and his talent starting to shine, he's shown a lot of resilience so far and thats a credit to him. Well done.
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    Unofficial Preview Round 3 v Adelaide: the Walshbots

    It was a dreary Adelaide morning, and I was a guest of the Adelaide Football Club. With Captain Jack in the city of churches he would normally do the honours, but ... in his words... he 'couldn't deal with those ****ing bogans right now'. Fair call, it was 7am - everything starts early in the...
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    News Darren Jolly had surgery to remove brain legions.

    Terrible news. Unfortunately for me the first thing that springs to mind is the growing list of Melbourne players and officials who spent time at Junction Oval succumbing to cancer - although this isn't confirmed as a serious illness yet, it's safe to say that's what they'll be testing for...
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    Food, Drink & Dining Out Adelaide...

    Looking for some advice on places to enjoy a night out in Adelaide (inb4 'nowhere' gags) - a few mates and I are travelling to Adelaide to watch the Test, deciding on between two places to stay at the moment (both within walking distance of Ad Oval). One is near O'Connell St and Wellington...
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    Scape Goat A question

    Why do we as a supporter base always blame our players for our poor performances and culture? Read D'Land (which I only do once in a blue moon .. thank ****) and guys like Sylvia, Davey and Watts are considered 'cancers' on the club... Malcolm Speed (former ICC CEO, CA Exec and current...
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    Universal Love Positives to this point in the season :D :D

    Okay, so I thought on the day which could make or break our spirit as a supporter group (dramatic, yes - but if we lose there will be some huge slashing of wrists... we all know it) we should look on the bright side of our year.... I thought we could all list three positives of the year so far...
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    Unofficial Preview Melbourne vs The Anaheim Mighty Ducks

    Neil Craig knocked on the door... a commanding voice said 'ENTER', Craigy trembled. He opened the door, on one hand there was a poster of Russell Robertson smiling - there were darts scattered all around the poster... unfortunately not one had managed to hit the target (Robbo's nose) - and on...
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    Opinion Vero ratings systems and our perception of Melbourne players

    I was looking through the ratings systems and I thought to myself, wow - these ratings are surprisingly accurate in showing the improvement and decline of certain players; for example. On the back of a strong 2011 season, Jack Trengove was rated 88th in the competition in Round 2, 2012 - he is...
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    Official Match Thread Season 16 Round 10: Roys FC vs Gold City Royals @ Brunswick Junction Oval

    Roys vs Royals With a win last the week the mighty Roys will return to their home in the Brunswick Junction Oval in some of their best form for the season... er, despite a competitive showing during the pre-season the Roys have struggled over the first nine rounds of qooty in S16 and are odds on...
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    Official Match Thread Season 16 Round 10: Alberton Swaprats vs Southern Dragons @ Alberton Oval

    Swamprats vs Dragons With both teams coming off credible losses, the pressure is on form one of them to maintain their form and get their qootball season back on track. The Swamprats went down to a strong Gumbies outfit whom they couldn't quite match for four quarters while the Dragon went...
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    Official Match Thread Season 16 Round 10: West Coast Wonder vs Geelong Gumbies @ The Colosseum (MOTR)

    Wonders vs Gumbies And here we are, the much anticipated clash between the top four sides the West Coast Wonders and the Geelong Gumbies; both teams sit at six wins and three losses this season, so this game is effectively an eight pointer with the winner jumping ahead in the race to grab a home...
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    Official Match Thread Season 16 Round 10: Mount Buller Demons vs Baghdad Bombers @ Snow Dome

    Demons vs Bombers Two old rivals re-united, although in vastly different circumstances to their other meetings with the Demons and their Snowbunnies bouncing high near the top of the ladder with the Baghdad Bombers perched perilously outside the six on percentage. The Demons are coming off a...
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    Official Match Thread Season 16 Round 10: Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks @ Punt Road

    Furies vs Hawks. Both these qooty teams are heading into this game with a point to prove; the Hawks after sliding down the ladder following their loss to the Demons, they need to prove that they are still a serious flag contender with a win against solid opposition in the Furies. While after...
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    Unofficial Preview Melbourne vs the Cold Toast Buns (Oppositon Banter Thread)

    *brring, brring* ... *brring, brring* I sat up in my chair, my caller ID read 'Private Number' - normally I am loathe to take calls from private numbers but Biff had assured me that his afternoon, and on the other end of that devious moniker, I would receive a call that I absolutely could not...
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    Vinyl questions.

    Hi, I've got a mate who's turning 21 in about a month - very into collecting vinyl's, however I don't think he's got a particularly good collection or a particularly good turntable. I just wanted to know a bit about the different types of vinyl's (LP, 2xLP (does this just mean there are two...
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    Opinion Why we're shit...

    Today, I thought about why we're shit. Neeld's brought in players he wants, he's had another pre-season with the group, why are we still be performing so shittily? Well, a start is that the 14 players Neeld has brought in have not 'had another pre-season' under Neeld. We've turned over a...
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    Moved Thread Why is the AFL trying to change the game?

    This has been bugging me for a long time; the sub-rule, the new ruck rules, the new interchange cap, etc. Now the message coming from AFL HQ is that they are trying to eliminate 'congestion' in the game.... I ask, what gives them the right to determine how the game should look? Who are they...
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    Opinion Consensus Best 22

    Okay guys, I thought it might be fun to come up with a consensus best 22 of all (or the majority..) of Dees posters on the board. Basically post your best 22 and then rank the players (as follows)... Best 22 B: Nicholson Frawley Garland HB: Dunn McDonald Watts C: Viney Jones Sylvia HF...
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    TPM signs a deal of infinite length with the Bombers...

    In a soon to be unsuccessful attempt to ward off pesky poachers, TPM (popular member of the Baghdad String Quartet) has agreed to a new deal with the Bombers... The length of the contract is 'infinity'. This move came after crystalbreathX's ground breaking ffffread to promote the idea of...
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    Opinion Pre-Season Reports - Houses collapse everywhere due to volume & intensity of training

    Okay, I know last year I said I'd do it and I only ended up getting to something like 4-5 because of work... but THIS year I've taken on two uni subjects over summer (both of which I can do completely online due to tutes being non-comp) which means I can trick my boss into thinking I have uni...
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    Opinion Silver Lining?

    So, it seems that every single recognised 'senior leader' from the Bailey era wants out of the club. Moloney and Green = gone. Davey and Rivers = rumoured to be heavily considering their futures. Now, those four players have made up the clubs leadership group over the past 5 years - no...
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    Media Bombers Suffer From Bad Batch of Green Pineapple

    The reason for the slow starts that have plagued the Baghdad Bombers in recent weeks has been unveiled by the reigning premiers 'Health and Well-being' Officer; ThePuppetMaster. His statement, release approximately a minute before this media article, was as follows... "We at Baghdad have...
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    Toast "I'm Melbourne Now" - Mitch Clark

    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/mitch-clarks-heart-beats-true-for-melbourne/story-fnantfnw-1226406390121 :hearts:
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    Media The Official SFA 'Get The Half Back Cougared' Thread

    As THB (the reigning EKA Medalist) kindly offered his email address for our amusement in the 'Volunteers to post games' thread, I thought we could make a competition out of it. I'm looking for four combatants (and possibly myself) to see how much interest they can garner for The Half Back on...
  27. ThePuppetMaster

    Media The KKKKKRAAAZZZZYYY Picture Thread!!!

    Now that I have your attention with an eye-grabbing title (thanks to the Herald Sun for the tips); let's talk about expansion.... The idea of the thread is to post pictures of SFA players; doing KKKKRRRAAAAAZZZYYY things!!! Importantly, you must be able to imagine them doing this. For...
  28. ThePuppetMaster

    Essential Albums...

    Hi guys, I'm looking to add to my music collection with some really groundbreaking/essential albums. Please don't feel they have to be mainstream either. I've got a fairly good spread of modern music already, so looking to expand the experience! Any genre goes; as what point is there in...
  29. ThePuppetMaster

    2nds vs Geelong.

    From 'KC from Casey' - Demonland Watts was reported to be playing mainly a midfield role (by Josh Mahoney) 'KC' also mentioned Jurrah was good in the first quarter. Expecting a slightly bigger summary of players now it's 1/2 time.
  30. ThePuppetMaster

    Autopsy Too Complicated.... ?

    For this stage in the transformation of our game style... does Neeld have our players trying to do too much? This comes after two articles in the premier newspapers of the country (the HUN and the Age in case you've been locked in a basement from birth) from two recently retired AFL players...

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