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Game Day Dreamtime at the G 2016, Essendon vs Richmond 28/05/16 MCG
A few weeks ago I sat down looking ahead to this match thinking... thank christ someone already lost to Essendon. We were playing like a hatful of busted arseholes and Essendon’s 4 ‘n’20 squad (mostly offcuts) were showing plenty of pluck without being able to close the deal. A week may be a... -
Opinion Your 3 "Most Wanted" wins in 2014
Yep its tanother time wasting off-season thread I've done this thread a few times over the years for a bit of a laugh. The premise of the thread is to think about the year ahead and identify which three clubs do you want Richmond to beat like a red-headed step child (sorry Jacko, Conca and... -
Unofficial Preview Richmond Vs Norf - DEA007 in Fold'n'Die
Dea 007 stalked the outer perimeter of the ME bank vault facility, his ears and eyes at full attention. Intelligence indicated that once again the Fighting Tiger Fund had been targeted by a club desperate to see out the season. The clear night and vibrant moon provided reasonable illumination of... -
Unofficial Preview Richmond vs Adelaide - DEA007 in: For Your Camry's Only
Dea mulled around the arrivals lounge at Tullamarine preparing for the onslaught of the great unwashed seeping in from Radelaidistan. There was no hint of an evil world domination style plot from the Camry’s so this week’s mission was all about Dea making a nuisance of himself. To this end Dea... -
Unofficial Preview Richmond Vs West Coast - DEA007 in For Your Cox Only
Apologies for the delay lads Work was most unsporting in requiring that I work this week. Thank god for WA day football Should have the preview completed sometime today* *warning, not a guarantee -
Unofficial Preview Richmond Vs Essendon - DEA007 in The Nurse who Jabbed Me
PART 1 of 4 Dea grumbled as he flicked a chunk of ice off the side mirror of his Jeep. “Another delightful Canberra morning” he scowled “Colder than a witch’s tit out here!” he chattered as he walked across the car park at 6/5 Tennant Street, Fyshwick: ASADA headquarters. The massive... -
Unofficial Preview Richmond Vs Melbourne - Dea007 in Demons are Forever Shithouse
<Mercy Rule Invoked> LOLZ LKS, FCK THESE TANKING PRICKS, NO MERCY Circular Quay, Sydney, 12:15pm. Dea waited in a harbour side cafe for his contacts to arrive. The meeting in Sydney was a little unusual for him yet his sources had set the... -
Preview Richmond Vs Melbourne, MCG, Sunday 3:40 pm.... This is SRS BZNSS
Why did I volunteer to do a serious preview??? :eek: VS This week we play a team that may well have just hit absolute rock bottom. Given the vastly different ways in which Richmond and Melbourne went about their business this week you could be forgiven for predicting a pretty large... -
Unofficial Preview Richmond vs Port Adelaide - DEA007 in: From Chaplin With Love
H sat behind his desk, shuffling papers and looking very official. “Welcome back 007” he remarked as he placed the stack of papers into a shredder. Dea waited for the paper mauling noises to subside before replying. “I need a distraction after last week’s result H, what’s the mission?” “Port... -
Unofficial Preview Richmond vs Geelong - DEA007 in: Corio Royale
Part 1 “One f***ing point!” Dea seethed as he emptied the clip into the target at the Punt Rd firing range. The forwards had just had a session so naturally the walls surrounding the targets had been thoroughly peppered. Dea was preparing to go another round on the range when his... -
Unofficial Preview Richmond vs Collingwood - DEA007 in: OctoEddie
Part 1 of 2 Dea stood atop the Jack Dyer stand looking south over the train lines. Far in the distance he saw the trespassers, the interlopers, befouling pure, beautiful Richmond with their Piesoned presence. H’s sources had identified a suspicious amount of activity from the Colllingwood... -
Unofficial Preview Richmond vs Western Bulldogs - DEA007 in: BurgerRingFinger
PART 1 of 3 The clouds separate briefly to allow a beam of moonlight to strike the yard. Dea 007 looks up and observes the moon during its cameo appearance before it is swallowed up once more by the black Miasma swirling overhead. It was a little unusual for Dea to be placed on guard... -
Unofficial Preview Richmond vs St Kilda - DEA007 in: Dr. No means No II - The Lesser of two Riewoldts
PART 1 of 3 Dea sat in the empty Jack Dyer stand at Punt Road, still savouring the victory over Richmond’s most vile enemy. The feeling was around the club was as if a great weight had lifted and the future was bright. His watch signalled the turn of the hour, the time for self... -
Unofficial Preview Rd1 Richmond vs Carlton - DEA007 in MALTHOUSE BLUES
Dea 007 lounges outside H’s office, waiting for the call to enter. Whilst he waits he allows himself a moment to mourn the loss of Pia from the administrative staff. No blow he has ever received from an adversary has wounded him as badly as the loss of the seductress of Punt Rd. The outer door... -
Official Team Thread Fighting Furies Information Kiosk
It has come to the attention of the Furies management that there has been some criticism of the lack of a team thread here @ SFA HQ. As a concession the Furies powers that be have opened this Information Kiosk here @ SFA HQ in order to shine a light of knowledge on the darkness of ignorance...- Cutty
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Preview Unofficial St. Kilda vs Richmond
Dea's back, and this time its a vengeance 9 years in the making Dea sat in the centre square of Punt Rd oval basking in the glory of a win so satisfying; Ms Miller had been temporarily purged from his thoughts. An 18 wheeler decked out in yellow and black fired off its mighty horn as it passed... -
Preview Unofficial Richmond vs. Hawthorn
Apologies for the slight tardiness of the unofficial preview this week lads, it's always harder to pull up after a dissapointing loss;) A sombre mood surrounded the players in their recovery session following yet another honourable loss. Dea was jumping out of his skin for another mission... -
Preview Unofficial Essendon vs Richmond - DrEAmtime 007
Dea 007 returns in his most important mission to date! Dea 007 awaited his contact at the London Tavern in the Tiger Heartland. H had arranged for Dea to attend a gala event celebrating indigenous contributions to the AFL community ahead of Indigenous Round and the Dreamtime match. H was... -
Preview Unofficial Richmond vs Sydney, Dea 007 is back!
Dea 007 returns in another preview adventure! Dea 007 sat outside H’s office vigorously polishing his weapon. Mrs Miller was making herself busy by updating H’s calendar whilst pretending not to look. H had called Dea in for a new mission not long after the team had returned from victory in... -
Preview Unofficial - Port vs Richmond (Cult figure alert)
We on the Richmond board have keenly felt the loss on Andy Collins and it is apparent that we are in need of a new cult hero. It is with this in mind that I am posting a preview thread lionising: Matt Dea - codename: Agent-D 007 sauntered into the secure anteroom leading into the Office of... -
Who are the three clubs you most want to beat in 2012?
I remember seeing a similar thread at around this time last year and thought it was a good premise. My three are as follows: #1 - Carlton. LOL, how could any Tiger not want to knock over this mob? We have had a less than stellar record against them in recent years and the propensity for Blooze...