Demons Full Back to Step Down
By Jessica Stoyadinovich
Mt Buller’s veteran, vice-captain and full back Logger has annouced he will be standing down from his roles at the club and as Sweet FA simmer, confirming ruours that age, injury and inactivity have ended this fully-active stage of his...
So the finals are fast approaching and as we all (Dragons players excluded) know, everything goes up a notch in the finals.
As the innovative, collaborative and downright porcine simmer you all know and love, I am offering you (Dragons players included) the chance to introduce your own pieces...
By Elle Alexandra
Just 5 days out from the first pre-season game of the season, ruours are spreading that the team formally known as the Gold City Royals are about to unveil a brand new identity.
Captain Wise Guy Sam's usurfing of Gold City founder Easty on a wave of popular support...
There is a café under Glenferrie station which has been there as long as I remember, between the Army Surplus store and the arcade with the record shops. Prior to the Great Emo Purge of 2008, it had been some sort of sophisticated haunt with minimal lighting or dishwashing arrangements. During...
Ladies, gentlemen and GWS supporters, welcome to the inaugural, belated Unofficial Preview and Banter Thread for Round 3, 2013!
Opposition supporters, particularly those who are addled enough to support the West Coast Eagles, are welcome to join in the banter in here. Witty trolling...
Boris-Boris Ghalashnikov’s family emigrated from what is now known as Ukraine in the 1940’s when he was still quite young. He’s not sure exactly how young because all documentation was destroyed on the way over to avoid it coming to light that his father was a major communist crime figure...
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Game: Mt Buller Demons vs Gold City Royals
Location: The Snow Dome
Date: Monday, April 1, 2013
Teams due: 9pm, Friday, March 29
Mt Buller Demons
Wins: 1, Losses: 2, Percentage: 90.92%, Ladder: 9th.
Form: Inconsistency was the word that described the Demons last season, but the same could...
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Game: Baghdad Bombers vs Geelong Gumbies
Location: Abdu Prison
Date: Monday, April 1, 2013
Teams due: 9pm, Friday, March 29
Baghdad Bombers
Wins: 0, Losses: 3, Percentage: 82.72%, Ladder: 10thand last.
Form: It was all so bright for the Bombers: a pre-season premiership off the back of a...
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Game: East Side Hawks vs Southern Dragons
Location: Waverley Park
Date: Monday, April 1, 2013
Teams due: 9pm, Friday, March 29
East Side Hawks
Wins: 2, Losses: 1, Percentage: 102.41%, Ladder: 2nd.
Form: A second place in the pre-season and two close wins had East Side up and about like it...
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Game: West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC
Location: The Colosseum
Date: Monday, April 1, 2013
Teams due: 9pm, Friday, March 29
West Coast Wonders
Wins: 2, Losses: 1, Percentage:97.27%, Ladder: 4th.
Form: After two premierships in three seasons, the league was looking for signs that the Wonders...
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Game: Fighting Furies vs Alberton Swamprats
Location: Punt Road
Date: Monday, April 1, 2013
Teams due: 9pm, Friday, March 29
Fighting Furies
Wins: 1, Losses: 2, Percentage: 92.16%, Ladder: 8th.
Form: With just two wins to rub together since their Season 15 Prelim win, the Furies are...
When every criminal begins their life of crime, their last prayer before condemning their soul to damnation is that they won't be referred to as "bungling" in the local papers. This thread is for all those to whom God turned a deaf ear.
Try and post a reference if you can find one for your own...
Are you sick of opening the papers to find another biased hack sticking the boot in?
Do you fear the long summer days when this board goes silent apart from the odd training update and topic on whether Tynan, Strauss and Watts can fit in our back 6?
Are you tired of the fact our club is...
Welcome to Bean Dailey Takes Charge: Season 2008. In this thread I will be attempting to recreate and reimagine Melbourne’s 2008 season as coach Bean Dailey, with your help.
Having been put in charge just a week out from the start of the preseason competition, we'll help Bean to evaluate the...
Every 4 years we get interested in some pretty wacky sports, but there are others that could do with some jazzing up. Frankly, some Olympic sports are downright archaic and really don't give any spectators (except the eccentric aficionado) any enjoyment at all. Here are my ideas for making the...
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Game: Monday night, 9th of July, The Colosseum
Teams: to be announced prior to 9pm AEST on Friday, 6th of July. Captains or team-submitters please tag loopy_cam with official team submissions.
Form: The other teams are in awe of the Wonders as they sit atop the SFA ladder after two...
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Game: Monday night, 9th of July, Punt Road.
Teams: to be announced prior to 9pm AEST on Friday, 6th of July. Captains or team-submitters please tag loopy_cam with official team submissions.
Form: The Furies have steadied the ship after a disapointing second half fade against the...
Vs
Game: Monday night, 9th of July, the Snow Dome.
Teams: to be announced prior to 9pm AEST on Friday, 6th of July. Captains or team-submitters please tag loopy_cam with official team submissions.
Form: Mt Buller are sitting pretty in second spot on the ladder with two from two to open...
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Game: Monday night, 9th of July, Waverly Park.
Teams: to be announced prior to 9pm AEST on Friday, 6th of July. Captains or team-submitters please tag loopy_cam with official team submissions.
Form: A consistant effort against the Dragons first up saw East Side over the line in...
Melbourne Zoo isn’t exactly my idea of the ideal winter outing, but an enthusiastic brace of three-year-old nephews wanted to see a real life bear after “Winnie the Pooh” had become their bedtime favourite and their favourite bedtime narrator uncle Logger had the day off to help their mum out...
I, Prince Albert, Duke of Puntburgh, am proud to be patron of the 43rd annual Duke of Puntburgh Award. The Award, colloquially known as “The Duke of Pu”, is an enriching program inviting young posters to participate in a number of activities over a set length of time.
Participants design their...
So I can't go to the game but want to contribute in any way possible to making the little scrunt realise what a shit bloke he really is. As such, I propose this thread by a repository of ideas for banners that people can create with love, take to the game and unfurl to really make it known just...
NB: After 7 rounds of brilliance, Biffinator is taking a well earned break. Please enjoy this substandard offering from myself in his absence. Hopefully usual programming will resume next week.
I didn’t know what I thought would happen when meeting holo-Biff for the first time, but this...
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the State of Origin Awards Night, Season 14.
Tonight a number of awards* will be handed out to players for their performances during the State of Origin Tournament. The main award for Most Valuable Player, The Boncer Medal, awarded by the sim, is set to be...
Teams: Western Australia Vs Suth Australia.
Location: Subiaco Oval, Wednesday 9th May.
Teams: TBA prior to Monday 9pm AEST.
Form: Neither of these teams has had the Carnival they would have looked forwards to. WA are winless and have been thumped from pillar to post, and the margins...
Teams: Vic Country Vs NSW&ACT.
Location: Queen Elizabeth Oval in Bendigo, Wednesday 9th May.
Teams: TBA prior to Monday 9pm AEST.
Form: Vic Country took a little bt of time to get going in this tournament: a shock loss to Vic Metro and then a tight win over The Allies saw the draw open...
Teams: The Allies Vs Vic Metro.
Location: Aurora Stadium, Launceston, Wednesday 9th May.
Teams: TBA prior to Monday 9pm AEST.
Form: Both these sides have dropped just the one game so far. Metro were surprisingly laid low by SA while The Allies were undone by an improving Vic Country...
Teams: The Allies Vs Western Australia.
Location: Woolloongabba Oval, Saturday 5th May.
Teams: TBA prior to Thursday, 9pm AEST.
Form: Unknown.
Summary: Due to whinging of Juggs-esque proportions from the winless Western Australians, match threads have been posted now to give captains...
Teams: South Australia Vs Vic Country.
Location: Adelaide Oval, Saturday 5th May.
Teams: TBA prior to Thursday, 9pm AEST.
Form: Unknown.
Summary: Due to whinging of Juggs-esque proportions from the winless Western Australians, match threads have been posted now to give captains something...
Teams: NSW&ACT Vs Vic Metro
Location: Manuka Oval, Saturday 5th May.
Teams: TBA prior to Thursday, 9pm AEST.
Form: Unknown.
Summary: Due to whinging of Juggs-esque proportions from the winless Western Australians, match threads have been posted now to give captains something approaching...