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  1. ZoBlitz

    Review Round 8, 2026 - Essendon vs. Brisbane Lions

    Big day with the Hall of Fame tonight!
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    Game Day Round 8, 2026 - Essendon vs. Brisbane Lions

    I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthesia… He said, "Sure knock yourself out".
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    Review Round 7, 2026 - Brisbane Lions vs. Adelaide

    Last five games have all had a margin of less than three goals. So might be a close one.
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    Game Day Round 7, 2026 - Brisbane Lions vs. Adelaide

    Someone glued my deck of cards together… I don’t know how to deal with it.
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    Review Round 6, 2026 - Melbourne vs. Brisbane Lions

    Timeslot of champions.
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    Game Day Round 6, 2026 - Melbourne vs. Brisbane Lions

    I was so confused last night as my printer started playing music. Turns out the paper was just jamming.
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    Review Round 5, 2026 - North Melbourne vs. Brisbane Lions

    Hope those attending don't get too wet.
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    Game Day Round 5, 2026 - North Melbourne vs. Brisbane Lions

    Did you hear about the guy who collapsed while climbing Mount Everest? Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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    2026 Player of the Year Leaderboard

    I remember this is my job, who's saying I don't? I blame my holiday followed by getting sick followed by being lazy. Anyway, to recap, Hugh McCluggage wins his second Player of the Year award after some high finishes in previous years. Young son of a gun Will Ashcroft breaks through to finish...
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    Review Round 4, 2026 - Brisbane Lions vs. Collingwood

    FYI I'm planning to catch up on all the various threads I do here over the Easter break.
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    Game Day Round 4, 2026 - Brisbane Lions vs. Collingwood

    Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation. It was an unfair vote, there were absent tea ballots.
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    Review Round 3, 2026 - St.Kilda vs. Brisbane Lions

    Getting up the same time as I do for work to attend a pre-game event on a Saturday feels like it should be against the Geneva Convention.
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    Game Day Round 3, 2026 - St.Kilda vs. Brisbane Lions

    Where do lizards go after their tail falls off? The retail store.
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    Preview Round 3, 2026 - St.Kilda vs. Brisbane Lions

    [Spoiler: This is very long and not particularly related to the game itself. It does have a lot of embedded videos that aren't all terrible quality.] [Additional Information: I think this might be the earliest in the week that I've ever uploaded a preview. Go me!] I had a whole intro paragraph...
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    Review Round 1, 2026 - Sydney vs. Brisbane Lions

    Hmmm.
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    Analysis Centre Bounce/Wing Attendance Megathread 2026

    Previous threads: Centre Bounce/Wing Attendance Megathread 2025 Centre Bounce/Wing Attendance Megathread 2024 Wing Attendance Megathread 2023
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    Game Day Round 1, 2026 - Sydney vs. Brisbane Lions

    What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
  18. ZoBlitz

    Review Round -1, 2026 - Brisbane Lions vs. Western Bulldogs

    Appreciate the guys winning the premiership again to make up for me missing the flag unfurling last year due to the cyclone.
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    Game Day Round -1, 2026 - Brisbane Lions vs. Western Bulldogs

    I've started a dating site for chickens. It's not my full time job. I'm just doing it to make hens meet.
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    Women's Footy Grand Final, 2025 - North Melbourne vs. Brisbane Lions

    How do you fix a broken tuba? You use a tuba glue.
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    Women's Footy Preliminary Final, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Carlton

    Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful…. But that’s how Julius Ceasar!
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    Women's Footy Qualifying Final, 2025 - Melbourne vs. Brisbane Lions

    I call my horse Mayo... Because Mayo neighs.
  23. ZoBlitz

    B Rookie Ben Murphy (2025-)

    Lions secure rising Gaelic star for 2026
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    Women's Footy Round 12, 2025 - Collingwood vs. Brisbane Lions

    I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.
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    Women's Footy Round 11, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Melbourne

    I can't decide which type of mattress to buy. I might have to sleep on it.
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    Women's Footy Round 10, 2025 - Essendon vs. Brisbane Lions

    They held a contest to choose the best neckwear. It was a tie.
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    Women's Footy Round 9, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Port

    Try not to sneeze in public. People will turn and stare achoo.
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    Women's Footy Round 8, 2025 - Gold Coast vs. Brisbane Lions

    Where do rainbows go when they’re bad? Prism. It’s a light sentence.
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    Women's Footy Round 7, 2025 - Brisbane Lions vs. Richmond

    I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless.
  30. ZoBlitz

    Certified Legendary Thread Lions go B2B : Grand Final, 2025 - Geelong vs. Brisbane Lions

    Time to take the next step after the next step.

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