By Chips von Gravy
Shocking reports are flooding in that the Gold City Royals are in shock after their crown jewels having been shockingly stolen.
The brazen heist was discovered this morning during the team's usual game of hide and seek. As reigning hide and seek champion CakeEater entered...
SEASON 38 ROUND 6 - EAST SIDE HAWKS V BAGHDAD BOMBERS @ THE EYRIE
Oh my god! I'm doing the Match Threads for this week. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Why did I agree to this? It certainly doesn't feel like something I would do. Really, I should be banned from doing stuff like this...
SEASON 38 ROUND 6 - OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS V GUMBIES FFC @ SPOTSWOOD OVAL
Oh my god! I'm doing the Match Threads for this week. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Why did I agree to this? It certainly doesn't feel like something I would do. Really, I should be banned from doing stuff like...
SEASON 38 ROUND 6 - ROYS FFC V SIN CITY SWAMPRATS @ BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL
Oh my god! I'm doing the Match Threads for this week. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Why did I agree to this? It certainly doesn't feel like something I would do. Really, I should be banned from doing stuff...
SEASON 38 ROUND 5 - FIGHTING FURIES V WEST COAST WONDERS @ RFCTIGERARMY'S HIPPODROME
Oh my god! I'm doing the Match Threads for this week. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Why did I agree to this? It certainly doesn't feel like something I would do. Really, I should be banned from...
SEASON 38 ROUND 6 - MT BULLER DEMONS V LAS VEGAS BEARS @ THE SNOW DOME
Oh my god! I'm doing the Match Threads for this week. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Why did I agree to this? It certainly doesn't feel like something I would do. Really, I should be banned from doing stuff like...
SEASON 38 ROUND 6 - CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS V DRAGONS FFC @VAN CORTLAND PARK [MOTR]
Oh my god! I'm doing the Match Threads for this week. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Why did I agree to this? It certainly doesn't feel like something I would do. Really, I should be banned from doing...
Dastardly Dreams Dashed
by David Anddavidagain
Sam after seeing the price of deli-style chips
A great injustice has occurred as the league moved into the first round of finals. An injustice so shocking, this reporter is having trouble remembering all the facts as they actually happened...
Quick, it's getting away!
All Aboard the Royal Carriage
by Humperdink Croquembouche
It is with great pleasure that I can announce that the fabulous Gold City Royals are once again at the top of the Sweet FA ladder.
What's even more amazing is that they were languishing on the bottom of...
Footypie32 and Cadsky present:
A Golden Wolf Production
WORLD WAR WEREWOLF
The Nazis
Adolf Hitler (Godfather) - Is immune from being killed at night. Gets one seer each night. Seers as Soldier.
Herman Goering (Underboss) - assists with night actions. Assumes command if Hitler is...
Image courtesy of Cadsky
This week marks another important personal milestone within the Sweet FA. This week we celebrate Smartys Power racking up 350 massive games. A legend of two powerhouse clubs, the Demons and the Royals. And fittingly, that is who is facing off this round.
Smartys...
I thought an interesting way to keep track of player form going into the season would be to start a thread to discuss which players everyone thinks are improving and whose form is dropping. This can be updated weekly.
A few to start:
Frampton: Buy :arrowup: I think his potential is limited...
Welcome to Westeros. Where nobody is safe and back-stabbing is the name of the game. Can the House Stark help the Villagers defeat the cunning Lannisters and monstrous Night King and his army of the dead. Or will the world be plunged into a long and deep winter that freezes children in their...
FOOTYPIE32'S 2018 FOOTY BINGO!
If you are like me, you like a bit of fun. Or maybe you are Vader . So to add a bit of spice to the year ahead I've decided to present the inaugural version of Footypie32's Footy Bingo! Please copy/paste the list of questions below with your answers in this...
Obviously BF is 99% male. There's a lot of "guy talk" and the like. I imagine the ladies that post here probably get a fairly unique insight into the male psyche.
So, over to you ladies. What has posting on BF taught you about men?
Some of you seem to know a bit about humour, so I thought I would start a thread to share anything we find funny. Can be Stand Up or a Movie/TV Series, whatever. Post it here and make me chuckle.
I'll start. I'm loving James Acaster's stuff atm, although there's not much around.
While I let the blisters heal from my 24/7 self-love marathon, I thought I would put my hands to better use and create a nice little thread so people can rank other people on things. Copy/paste the list below and Bet on Blue is your uncle. Any spaces left blank will result in ridicule and a...
NAKIA AND THE GARDEN OF EDAM
By Saint Sylvia
In the beginning, there was the Big Bang. Because science. But then some billions of years later, in an alternate reality, God created the heavens and the earth.
He then procured a fine garden. A garden filled with every kind of cheese you can...
On the eve of the new season, I thought I would go for a walk down memory lane and ask some of our league veterans to list their top 3 posters ever. The posters that you have tried to model yourself on. With so many new faces in the league, I think it would be a good idea to let them know who...
Ok, firstly, I'm not about kicking a man when he's down, and he has been on the receiving end of some unwarranted abuse recently, but I have to have a word with you, young man.
To earn respect, you have to give it.
The Bomber's young captain, HaroLad has received a lot of criticism for his...
I, Footypie32, hereby announce that I will be running for Admin of the Sweet FA in Season 23.
Why am I here today asking for your vote? Because I refuse to play in a league where HaroLad is Admin. I mean, c'mon.
How will I improve the league? No idea.
What rules will I implement? None...
So, my old HP is starting to give me grief and it's time to upgrade.
I need it to
- stream Netflix and Youtube
- play a bit of Civ 6
- be under $1000
Fire away...
From Treetops to Casino Slots
By Uno Who
Deep in the jungle of South America, nearly 30 years ago to the day, a special kind of Qootyer was born. He entered the world slowly, but with purpose. He wasn't quite sure why at the time, but something was drawing him north. To a place of glitz and...
In what must certainly be the surprise of the season, the Gold City Royals have today announced that FR0GGY will be their Head Coach for the remainder of the season*.
It is believed that the decision was made last night during a secret board meeting. The decision was a unanimous one with...
ORIGINALS
DAPPERJONG GOES TO THE SUPERMARKET
DapperJong was the glorious and supreme leader of the People's Republic of North Coney. He was the most handsome man in the world. He invented the beer coaster. He finished the original Super Mario Bros in record time, blindfolded. He was the...
It seems Demons player Van_Dyke decided to play Russian Roulette with his teams fate on Monday when he posted this poll to go with his match thread...
The lesson we can all learn from this, is that the Qooty gods are real and will slap you down like a bitch if you mock them.
Enjoy the rest...
I think this has been discussed before on this board, but I think the idea has real merit. Let's face it, his field kicking is far better than his goal kicking. He generally pushes up high anyway.
I thinking the biggest benefit though, would be that it would get him more involved in the play...