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Game Day Crazy Vossy’s Looney Carltoons VS Stephen King’s shIT
Every game is potentially Vossy’s last yet he keeps hanging in there. Lucky he is coach of Carlton and not something important like a kebab shop attendant or the creator of a VPN (a now essential service millions of Australians). Thus he can continue to fail spectacularly and no one important... -
Game Day Holy Shit vS Briowens
This game is scheduled to start @ 12:35, new minnow timeslot? The 11th best team on the planet face the 16th in this epic encounter. The Brions are floating in the same end of the toilet as bumbers, Tuggers, Bloos etc while the Saints mega hype train is chugging along about as well as anyone... -
Game Porf v Black, Red and already Dead
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Think Tank The introduction of wild card has killed off Richmond’s Identity.
How do we feel about 9th now being a “wildcard” position on the ladder? Spare a thought for our ninthmond friends whose beloved shit truck club spent many decades fine tuning their lore. Right now they’re bottom 4 mega spuds but if things start going right they could be challenging for 11th in... -
flggr Petition to add a meltdown react emoji
Maybe a nuclear explosion or whatever, the form isn’t as important as the function. There are some mega melts that require the proper reaction. If you agree, which of course you do, register your vote by replying and if you have a suggestion for what form it should take also add. Time to give... -
Off-topic Welcome to the off season ladies and gentleflogs
It is time to shift our focus with the footy season officially behind us, way off in the distance somewhere. Who can even remember how it ended being so long ago… anyway. The misery of the spring racing carnival and ugh cricket season is now looming large. Being in the small percentage of... -
Game Day Carltoon Bloopers vs The Sun Themed Franchise
Live from the Disney Dome, the fantasy land where non finals minnows play home games. Huge top 13 clash this one. If Carlton somehow recruit better players and coaching staff before the first bounce they might have a chance. Cold Chodes by two thirds of a 69er -
Game Day Pink Coast v The Mound of Shit
Richmond 1 point at quarter time. Aristotle Pickett hows the rebuild going m7 -
Game Day Perfy Spoony vs No Man’s Land campaigner rd - MATCH OF THE YEAR (nOw WiTh AdDeD aNEuRySm)))
18 v 17 Everything to play for. Every footy fan around the universe will have their eyes glued to this one. Prrf by 7 behinds -
Game Day 14th Narrm vs 16th norf Narrm
The early game on what might be the most shit house of all Sundays this year without a single game having any bearing on finals. -
Game Day Ford vs Ferrari
Live from west of the Sydney town. Away team seems to have form in this fixture so get around us I guess. I’m just here to spam gifs when we score goals tbh. -
Meltdown Irrelevant Carl10th vs Shameful Norf
Norf on the souf end of the ladder, as per usual. Blooz season hanging on by a fred. Call it a crazy feeling but I like Norf in this epic. -
Game Day Worst Coke vs CarltOOn BlOOpers
Two evenly matched teams with the same premiership chance. Cokers have the spoon just about locked up so probably aren’t too keen on going full tilt against a fellow minnow. Blooz are just floating in the toilet waiting to be flushed. A loss today would be the full flush we’ve all been eagerly... -
Game Day 16thmond vs New Souf Norf
The Ooze has his minnows overperforming and into the dizzying heights of 16th. It must be said, a hearty chortle is required at the two shit shows beneath them. Cox hasn't risen to the occasion since getting the head job. A cold damp Melbourne day probably won't help his performance issues... -
Game Day Footscray Furries vs Homeless Hawfs - LIVE FROM THE DISNEY DOME
Can't think of too many who have played for both of these teams. Feel free to help me out if you think a bigger spud than Duryea is. Anyway... Hoks in freefall having lost 3 in a row. Sicily and the Wizard sleeve are out but Sic has been shit and the Wizard loves a good disappearing act. Dogs... -
Game Day Spoon Coast vs Stupid Sexy Geelong
I don’t normally do this but today I’m going out on a limb to declare that I fancy our chances. Understatement thread vibes. -
**** off Jose Cox sack - is it time for #CoxOut ?
There is enough sample size, time to put Cox under the microscope. Cox might be big but he’s not doing his duty in the box. One might say Cox performance has been limp. Interestingly there is a player for Adelaide named Cumming. Anyway #coxout -
Think Tank Predicting AFL’s next meme round/game
Because I officially have #DKM immunity I feel #sobrave enough to create such a wonderful think tank. We all love Dougy N’s two weeks of indigenous round, Round 0 (lol) and Gather Round. As much as we love those we also love the pride game, country game, Charli’s b’day, ANZACs etc The welcome... -
Game Day Kuwarna Kamry Krows vs Waalitj Marawar Meekgirls - The Sunday Shitshow
Kkkrows by 100+ in the Texan's least favourite round of the year. Thats all I have to say about that. -
Game Day Shitmound vs Norf Narrm - *OFFICIAL GRAND FINAL PREVIEW*
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Game Day New Norf Souf campaigners vs The Big Orange campaigners
These two teams exist and will compete with one another for the chance to earn 4 premiership points. There is nothing any of us can say or do to change this fact. The orange themed franchise has been a bit shit lately whilst the water bird themed one has been shit all season. If this fred... -
Game Day Bevo's Ballarat Bichon Frisés vs Ken's NQR Kampaigners
LIVE FROM THE HOME OF S00Z!!! Do a Gather Round there IMO. Such a beautiful part of the world...... Nah can't say it with a straight face. Anyway Bichon's to visit Jackmarra's Ista to get inspired and win this by 29. -
Game Day Coast With The Most (draft picks) vs Happy Campers
Who would’ve thought that these two would make for game of the round. Both sets of supporters should be pretty happy so far. However this should not stop us from laughing at the loser (unless you support an Owen, you shouldn’t be laughing at anyone). /goo Shithouse Saturday looking pretty... -
Game Day West Mordor GiUNTS v The Unclean Pie Holes
Fl0pening round concludes with this epic encounter which should draw a crowd of hundreds. Trump is orange. Giants wear orange. Therefore Giants win. -
Should all freds made by bottom 10 minnows in September be straight to divvy?
Yes Refer to sig- FISTO
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Game Day CURRENT SPOONERS VS HISTORIC SPOON HOARDERS
What a huge game. Home game for the Spoongers @ the Disney Dome :$ -
Petition to re-open the Essendon v Gold Coast gameday fred
Post here to register!- FISTO
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flggr Adopt a Tugger - Perform Your Civic Duty
For those who haven't been paying attention, things aren't good at Punt Road. Of the many issues they're currently facing what I'd like to focus on today are the missing Tigers supporters who are all of a sudden are umm... too busy to attend games, or something. For the good of the crime rate... -
Game Day norf vs souf - TITLE DEMANDED BY THE ONE AND ONLY MCGRATH_TRUTHER
I will staunchly plant my flag in this thread. I'm bored just thinking about the other game thats on.