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  1. David Schwarz

    It’s been real

  2. David Schwarz

    I fu**en Hate Melbourne

    I hate their stupid camel toe badge. I hate their colours and how they stole the exact shade of blue from us. I hate their ****ing faces - bunch of deformed monstrosities. I hate Neitz because he made me feel miserable for most of my childhood. I hate their fans - you’ll always eat at some...
  3. David Schwarz

    Think Tank Conclusive Proof The 2021 Grand Final Was FIXED

    See it’s only acceptable when you’re still coping 😞 Please place your valid votes which will be submitted to the federal parliament
  4. David Schwarz

    Post-mortem From A Corpse

    I don’t come around here much anymore, just wanted to say congratulations to all of the Melbourne fans over the journey such as MAXIMUM GAWNAGE and… sorry, my memory is shot. Better side by a mile, chatted to an old Dees fan throughout the game and he was shit scared whilst I thought we were...
  5. David Schwarz

    Taking The Piss - Footscray Edition

    Treloar? Lol Adelaide? I agree with all the Port shitposters, stealing the top pick blind from the worst club in the comp when we have **** all in the bank is hilarious “The Great Fisting” has begun, only captain blood 17 and the richoatthedisco dickhead are allowed to post in this worthless...
  6. David Schwarz

    A haiku

    **** off Carlton Blues You are a bunch of shit campaigners **** Essendon too
  7. David Schwarz

    Live Event The story of how a little baby windsock changed the course of history (Tarps vs Tiggles)

    Who would have thought that, nearly five years on, one club that didn't know how to read the wind would win a flag, and another that showed promise died in the arse spectacularly.
  8. David Schwarz

    Goo A second goo thread in a week

    You glorious bastard Genuinely heartbroken today Thanks for the memories
  9. David Schwarz

    Goo It’s time for a Dale Morris appreciation thread

    Either back next year, or returning to training within the next 6 hours Injury trolls welcome, but you’ll probably lose just as a FYI
  10. David Schwarz

    I now live in Tasmania

    It's a really nice place. No one is here. I think I live next door to Jazny but I can't say because there is literally no one here. Our one neighbour lives 500 yards down the road and he is a priest or something and is now in Cambodia talking about Jesus. There are lots of dead animals...
  11. David Schwarz

    An ode to the Ebola virus: Jeremy Howe’s biography

    i hate this prick Oh god do I hate this prick I haven’t hated anyone more than this since I first came across the intellectual cesspool that is Kelly Underwood My only solace is that he’s crying in his shitty pillow with his shitty face about how he didn’t take some bullshit speccy that he...
  12. David Schwarz

    Collingwood is a shit, it’s like a big annoying shit

    I told you all, the Eagles were always gonna win this Why? We played a club that’s so bland and boring it’s registered in grayscale Their best player blames his dog for premature ejaculation... probably Grundy looks like a shit Paul McCarthy cover Eddie’s sons are probably taller than...
  13. David Schwarz

    Live Event Norf vs Footisgrey - The Shaun Higgins Gold Leaf Cardboard Box

    I am pleased to announce that I will be attending my first footy game on Sunday since 2012, when myself and my troupe were confronted by someone claiming to be Adam Goodes’ cousin, then getting arrested for selling grass I implore everyone to come to the game and form and orderly queue outside...
  14. David Schwarz

    Eagle Time Watch: We will send "Norf" into administration

    Wowee I couldn't believe it when I saw the fixture this week, Norf? NORF? ahahahahahahhahahahahaha We'll do what the ATO couldn't ten years ago, which is basically giving them the pink slips and sending them into liquidation Watching Brown get his arse torn by Shane Hurn is going to be...
  15. David Schwarz

    Mod. Notice IT'S EAGLE TIME BITCHES

    Ox has been stuck to a cart because he's already knackered from spending late nights watching some bullshit called the "World Cup", so I'm stepping in once again to put all you miserable shits back in your box In particular, db swannie, I'm going to make your life a miserable hell Anyway, my...
  16. David Schwarz

    Live Event Pass me the racist talking stick - I have a story to tell (Rihcmond vs KKKrows)

    Tex Walker overheard blaring this on his new Beats by Dre
  17. David Schwarz

    Live Event Here’s your game day thread (Norf vs Bullflogs)

    Now **** off, I’m watching the soccer
  18. David Schwarz

    Live Event No one cares (Brions vs Kenny)

    This is a thread for db swannie to talk to himself for the next two hours
  19. David Schwarz

    Live Event Tiggles vs Alan Richardson's Travelling Circus of Amazement and Wonder (Spoiler: Richmond Wins)

    If you're a St. Kilda fan using public transport after the game today, don't sit on the seats.
  20. David Schwarz

    Win Prizes 2018 AFL Fan Survey

    http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-05-24/take-the-2018-fan-survey You all remember the drill. Let's help the AFL understand what their fans think by giving them only constructive and helpful information.
  21. David Schwarz

    Live Event Post things that have more of a point to them than this match (Dogs vs Brions)

  22. David Schwarz

    Mod. Notice Ox makes a public announcement

    Hi everyone, As you are probably aware, 99.9% of everything I have ever said here is total shit, and I am always rapt that at least some of you find it funny However, I posted something tonight that made me pause. Purely because I lost a cousin of mine and a close friend in Cassie almost a...
  23. David Schwarz

    Live Event Shithouse Saturday | If there’s a game in West Horsham, and there’s no one around to see it...

    Let’s see if we can keep this game thread short and sweet :$ Adelaide currently 8-0
  24. David Schwarz

    Think Tank Show me one person that is more utterly pointless as a living organism than this guy

    You can’t
  25. David Schwarz

    Live Event Shithouse Saturday | Tarps vs Scats (FREE LIKES INSIDE)

    I thought everyone would be all over this game o_O
  26. David Schwarz

    Think Tank Great Bay 13 Alliances

    Well there is only one really #wolfpack Geelong fans need not post - that's what the safe space is for
  27. David Schwarz

    Live Event Once upon a time this match actually meant something - Friday Nihgt Football

    I still have nightmares about last Friday’s game... Hopefully this isn’t a total shitfest
  28. David Schwarz

    Live Event 48% vs Safe Space

    I have made it somewhat of a tradition to roast some lamb, watch this particular game, and talk shit here, and this year (third time in a row) is no exception So join me as we watch the continuation of a shitfight that makes West Horsham seem like a sand pit squabble Ox’s Prediction: Hodge to...
  29. David Schwarz

    Live Event Brions vs Shemons | Cockburn vs * - SUPER STUPID SATURDAY DOUBLE HEADER!!!

    I reckon Brisbane's a shout here Sorry
  30. David Schwarz

    Live Event Cancelled

    Apparently Cairns is under two inches of water and the ground resembles a lake Two valuable points each for Fold Coast and Norf at this rate

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