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  1. iameviljez

    Universal Love Tyson Stengle Possibly AWOL

    Just moving this into a separate thread (a la the Chris Scott posts pre-2022) because (a) it's a worthy discussion topic on its own, and (b) it's spilling out over every other thread in here, and I don't want to have to play with the Richmond fans on the main board on this. In short, for those...
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    Willie Rioli "on leave" from Port Adelaide after social media post

    Absolutely pissweak from PAFC if true. Clubs obsessing over controlling social media messaging, "the brand", club image and the like - players aren't robots, footy isn't dispassionate, and there was nothing prejudicial or offensive in what Rioli wrote. We need more emotional honesty and...
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    Geelong Sliding Doors

    It's the silly season. I miss footy. I'm bored. What are some of the more niche sliding doors moments that coulda-been for this footy club? I don't mean the big done-to-death stuff like "Ablett Jr decides to stay", "Sidebottom gets on the bus", or "Grundy over Thurlow" - I mean the little...
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    What would you do to fix Trade Week?

    OK, so you are now AFL God. Congratulations. Trade week is, naturally, a boring shitshow that follows the Uni Assignment rule - nothing, nothing, nothing for a week, and then a mad cramming rush at the end. Here's how I'd fix it: Trade radio declared illegal. No reason apart from that it is...
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    Sydney Swans and a sick fan - A class act

    Had to share this. I came across a Reddit thread recently with a young Sydney supporter whose Swans-mad Mum has had cancer for the last two years and is facing an uncertain future. You know the story - doesn't have tickets to the GF, has a sick Mum, would love to have tickets, pls help. I...
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    AFL Culture needs to grow up re: players waiting till end-of-season to reveal that they are planning to move out

    It's kind of ridiculous that, particularly with out-of-contract players, we have to play out this charade where we all pretend that we don't know that they want to go, and exactly where they want to go, until all parties have finished their season. It's also ridiculous that the AFL have rules...
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    Who of the last 20 years actually makes the AFL/VFL/SANFL/WAFL Best 23 of All Time?

    Looking at the 1996 Team of the Century, it's obviously hugely weighted toward players from the 60s and 70s. When considering the last 20 years - which players would actually get into that team now, especially if we included footballers from all old state comps? (Original team given at the...
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    Bews and Rohan - are they done?

    Bit harsh, but are they the Milburns/Josh Hunts/Tim McGrath/Shannon Byrnes of 2024? i.e. the AFL player who plays out the year in the Magoos while younger players take their place? Bews is only 30, but he's always been a limited footballer, and even with Bowes and Duncan out, plus a swathe of...
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    If Carlton wins today, Geelong will have not played any of the finalists twice all year.

    It's just as much a huge slice of luck rather than design (who saw Port and the Dogs falling from second on the ladder and runner-up respectively?), but I can't remember a draw being as soft as this for a long time. While we've been incredibly good in the back half of the year - and done what...
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    Who is the arseiest team in history prior to Collingwood 2022?

    As I write, they are currently busy squeaking it again… against Melbourne . Again. Has there been anyone luckier?
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    News Country and Interstate Members: Grand Final Guarantee has quietly opened up to you

    As someone who lives in Brisbane, I didn't get the 11-game membership because obviously I can't make any more than two or three games per year... but that doesn't mean I wouldn't sell a loved one to make it if and only if Geelong makes the Big Dance. At the start of the year, IIRC, the Grand...
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    We weren't wrong to try, but we have failed.

    Topping up with experienced recruits, playing established but limited veterans over hugely green and raw youngsters, it wasn't the wrong move - and it nearly worked - but we have to appreciate now, as a club, that Father Time has caught up with us. It's not just that we were belted last night...
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    Free Agency is a disaster for the competition and needs a huge rethink

    I might as well write this now as (Restricted) Free Agency is about to deliver us a second superstar in five years - so it doesn't look like whinging. I love what FA has brought for my club, but I absolutely hate what it's done for the competition. One of the great things about footy in the...
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    Geelong Board Whipping Boy Honour Roll

    Those of us with reasonably long memberships of this board will remember that there always has to be one whipping boy of the Board for each year. You know the type - the player who dominates every Match Preview with fans' fervently-expressed desire that they be dropped. Funny enough, all that...
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    Roast Geelong vs North in Brisbane - must buy two/four/six tickets at a time

    Yes, I know that if you live in Victoria, this is going to come across as the whinging of the rich and famous. Sorry and sympathies. I have no doubt that our turn for lockdown will come soon enough - as it probably will around most Australian cities. Anyway... I obviously now live in Brisbane...
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    The Chris Lewis "players who lost it a few years early" thread

    This question occurred to me while discussing Tex Walker's fall from grace over his late 20s... who else just seemed to be tapped on the shoulder by Father Time a few years before everyone else? I don't mean players like Modra, Stoneham, Nathan Brown and Schwarz, who copped awful injuries and...
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    Toast Brian Cook - class act

    About a week and a half ago, my Nan (and candiehappy 's Mum) passed away, with an admittedly very good innings of 89. Nan was our Patient Zero for Geelong - managing to raise Dad, me, and my other Grandma as fervant Geelong supporters, as well as some slightly less fanatical but still...
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    MRP / Trib. Gazza cleared (again)

    Deserves a separate thread IMO, it'll be the talking point for the next few days. The more I look at it, the worse it is, I think. It looked similar to the Shiel one, but it was harder, it was later, and it was more crude. The Shiel one looked like a genuine accident; this one looked more like...
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    Gary Ablett, you idiot (re: Izzy Folau)

    http://www.kiis1011.com.au/newsroom/two-afl-stars-are-caught-up-in-the-isreal-folau-homophobic-statement-scandal Though I know he's very much a true believer, and he's at least not the person who instigated the post... Gary, you idiot. You're a senior leader of the club - you can't go around...
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    MRP / Trib. Dangerfield vs an admittedly deserving De Boer

    Have to say... I think he's in trouble. MRP have already shown that if you accidentally hit someone to the head, intent matters not. Only thing that might save him is the impact.
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    Roast 2015 Top-Ups

    Looking at how our recent player acquisitions have gotten so much positive attention this year, did remind me of what a fail our Dangerfield tag-along top-ups have been. Only one of the four played last night, and he was... pretty ordinary, especially in the first half. Lachie Henderson (p17...
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    Toast Round 1 Selection - Hard Calls Made

    They don't always get it right - and we flame them when they don't - but some hard calls were made and they came through well. Finally biting the bullet on Taylor and Henderson was a big call, but I'm glad they finally stopped trying to go with both. Keeping Harry in even at the age of 32 was...
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    Roast Topping up on senior players was the wrong move

    ... Smith, Tuohy, Henderson, Scott Selwood, and most of all, Ablett. (I'd throw Stanley, HMac and Rivers into that, too.) Dangerfield, I think, was in a different category - because, simply put, you don't say no to a once-in-a-generation player like that. Our mistake was thinking that adding...
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    Adelaide: What the hell is going on?

    Consistently competitive - but loses genuinely good footballers on almost an annual basis. Collective Minds camp seemingly a complete implosion, but then papered over with a complete farce of a press conference. An unnamed senior player calls up Lever on the phone before a Grand Final and gives...
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    Roast I've seen Ross Lyon-coached sides play more exciting football

    Let's count it up: over this last few weeks our scores have been 73, 50, 66, 93, and 69 - and three of those games were wins, and no serious weather to account for any of it. Let's face it, that's some awful footy to watch. That'd be fine if we were an any-win-as-good-as-any-other kind of team...
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    Which Geelong potato did you think would be a star?

    Inspired by Cezz The Catter 's superb recent admission regarding Jarrad Jansen (see below), it's time to revel in some top-shelf mediocrity. Any player whose career was cruelled by injury (Spriggs, Snell, Mitch Brown) doesn't count. I'm just after players where you were just completely...
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    Review Season Review

    It's procrastination time (study to do, things due): What went right: Mitch Duncan became the player we all dared to hope for, the same goes for Bews. I feel as though we finish the year with better midfield depth than we started it, too. Parfitt is a class act, and while none of Zuthrie...
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    Why don't we play well in finals?

    Straight into it: 1. Limited list depth This has been an issue for a while, but especially over the last two years. None of Sydney, Adelaide or Richmond would have space for Murdoch, Zuthrie, Parsons or be forced to play Harry at CHF. Arguably, Blicavs, Bews, Parfitt and Kolodjashnij would also...
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    Rumour Zach Guthrie so skinny...

    ... that yo' Mama still hungry. (Aaaaaaand go.)
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    Roast Risk-averse boundary-hugging ball movement

    There is one thing that had me just about ready to put my foot through the TV last night - and it wasn't BT or Wayne Carey, it was our appallingly conservative ball movement. This has been a really common theme when we've struggled this year - against Collingwood at the G, against Freo at home...

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