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Fixture LOL we get to play the Coburg errrm... Lions? Wait... what? Is that even a real football team?
It's official, Tasmania will play whoever Coburg is in the first round of the VFL at North Hobart Oval. Oh dear, poor Coburg. Post in here the fear you have for your AFL listed players playing in the VFL when they have to face the Tasmania Devils! -
Backfire MENZIE FOR NOTHIN', MENZIE FOR NOTHING AND YOUR KNIGHTS FOR FREE
No wonder the Same Old's fans didn't want Tasmania coming into the AFL/VFL, we have raided them already! Their former headcoach is our head of development, their former 3rd highest goal kicker in the 2023 AFL season is our small forward! How much did we need to give up for their 3rd highest... -
**** off Jose Squib of the Year Voting Thread: Adam Saad is the 2025 Squib of the Year!
It's been a long squibberly year of awful squibs so now we must vote on who is the biggest squib of all! :eek: You can vote for 3 of the squibs, votes will be public and the poll closes in 7 days but I might call the winner before then! I have curated the 10 most reacted to SqOtY noms. The... -
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Think Tank Chris Scott leaves female AFL staffer in tears over the presence of a blind reporter???? Misogyny at Geelong: a special investigation
I think this undoes his entire legacy and if they win the premiership 2025 it will have an asterisk! Also, don't bother applying for the Tasmania job, Chris, we already have our man Coach Buckley and even if we didnt we have an incredibly strict "no abusing female staffers and making them cry... -
WARNING ALL MAINLANDERS: Tasmania is officially entering the VFL in 2026! FLY, YOU FOOLS!
REGARDEZ, MÉCRÉANTS ! L'EQUIPE DE TASMANIA EST ICI ! Next season you will all tremble under a thick dome of white jasmine at the thought of your VFL teams entering our strange island! Your desperate prayers to Ganesh will go unanswered! They limp back home defeated, gravel rashed and... -
Goo I never thought I would say this but.... GO ESSENDON!
You can do it. Beat the Fold Coast Suns. This is your final. Break all Dimma's toys and make him cry. If you win this I will start a petition to reset the "Days since Essendon have won a final" thread to zero. -
Game Hey Fold Coast Suns. Nice academy you have there, it would be a shame if anything happened to it.... oh dear.
https://central.rookieme.com/afl/2025/07/15/scouting-notes-2025-afl-u16s-suns-academy-vs-tasmania/ Get Chaiced! How good will our 2027 draft haul be with our u16s playing like that?? Nick Daicos in the trade period, Chaice "7 goals" Oliver as our number one pick! -
Nick Daicos tells Collingwood to go and get flipped! He is coming to Tasmania in 2028!
https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/daicos-to-tasmania-i-d-never-rule-anything-out-20250625-p5ma3n.html Thanks for Daicos, Pies! -
Who would win? 100 Norf players vs 1 Kane Cornes
What an embarrassing group of men the "Shinboners" are. "Don't say Sheezy or we will bash you up in the change rooms". -
Gather round is embarrassing and stupid
Who wants to watch games being played at country football ovals? When 200k+ member Tasmania joins we will refuse gather round and leave it for the minnow 100k- teams like round zero. Our high tech roofed stadium is politely trying to contain it's mirth towards Norwood oval and whatever "BP" is... -
Think Tank Mansell did nothing wrong!
The most insightful AFL presenter ever, Kane Kornes, calls the AFL out for squibbing because a few media personalities 'squealed' over Mansell's jostling for position that sadly lead to a concussion to a Saints player. Kane is right! I think if the AFL care about concussion as much as they... -
Game Squib of the Year 2025! Finals: Bail-out Smith
Hello everyone and welcome to Squib of the Year 2025! Housekeeping: After a hiatus caused by mods who bullied me severely for no reason then refused to apologise, I have decided to re-instate Squib of the Year after receiving a lengthy and embarrassingly groveling apology in PM from Zackah and... -
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Off-topic Help spread joy by giving a Christmas gift to a bay poster or football personality in this thread!
:musicalnote:🎶 Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells all seem to say 'throw cares away Christmas is here bringing good cheer to young and old meek and the bold' 🎶:musicalnote: Please help spread the cheer of Christmas by giving a gift in this thread! To Triggering Tiger I bought a Tasmania... -
Off-topic The Greatest Scenes in Cinematic History!
It's the off season! Time to watch some films instead of spending hours that we would otherwise be watching Richmond and Carlton embarrass themselves and master coach Fagan and Lachie Weller tear the competition to pieces during the AFL season. Post some scene below that you think are some of... -
Backfire Tasmanian Devils fan Katy Perry is the GREATEST singer and popstar of all time! She will blow the fans away with her performance before the game!
I have always said Katy Perry is the greatest, anyone who says otherwise is a horrible little liar! 200,000 members, GOAT number 1 ticket holder in Katy Perry! What a football club the Tasmania Devils are. Please post your jealousy and your club's inferior celebratory endorsements below. -
Flashback to 2020 when Essendon had 3 picks inside the top 10 to set the club up for the next decade...
Except instead they drafted a mummy's boy who was too scared to travel interstate, a "unicorn" project tall, and some other guy called Zach Reid. Perkins is being held outside the best 22 bye Jye Menzie :embarrassedv1: -
Think Tank Petition to rename the King brothers to the Pretender brothers! Worst brother duo in the history of the AFL!
Can anyone name two worst brother duos in the history of the AFL than Max Pretender and Ben Pretender? Ben Pretender currently has 5 shots on goal for zero goals and two behinds :embarrassedv1: He missed a set shot from 15m out. Oh dear. Please sign the petition below to pressure Andrew Dillon... -
**** off Jose In: Lachie Weller Out: Fold Coast's Owen on the Road
The long awaited return to football for a true hero of the game! The AFLX reigning grand final champion! The Breathtaking Burnie Bro! The great great grandson of Errol Flynn! The one and only Lachie Weller! Post your fear of Gold Coast on the road now they have their Tasmanian Talisman back... -
Post here if your club has never had any player or coach that has been convicted of doping, racism or using homophobic slurs.
Tassie Devils - the most moral club in the AFL. In! Saints - Get out. North - Get out. Adelaide - Get out. Essendon - Get out. Port - Get out. Did I miss anyone? -
Think Tank Willie Hardwick and the Gold Coast Suns - On the Road Again...
🎶 On the road again, Just can't win when we're on the road again, The footy I loath is playing away on the weekends, I just hate to be on the road again! On the road again, Going places that we can never win, Can't even win away against flippin' North Melbourne! I would rather be back at... -
Think Tank Quick Question: If Port were established in 1870 and they exist to win premierships, why have they only won 1 in 154 years??
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Think Tank Triple Premiership CEO Brendon Gale tells Richmond to GO AND GET FLIPPED! Joins Tasmania as our inaugural CEO!
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/brendan-gale-to-stand-down-as-ceo-of-richmond-at-end-of-season/news-story/05125ee4081a8c91552b0fcb064e5a84?amp We have the GOAT CEO! Please don't tell Triggering Tiger as I think he is taking Richmond's horrible season on field quite badly! Welcome... -
Game Day Triggered Tigers' Bottom 4 Basement Dwellers vs Freo Top 8 We Go!
Bring our friend Triggering Tiger back from the shadow bay so he can post his melts here as his team get humiliated by the Shockers. -
Game Day Colby Mckercher's Spooners vs The KKKrows: Battle of Blundstone
GET OUT OF MY STATE NORF!! Why are these sub 185k membership minnows stinking up my beautiful state on such a lovely day? -
Things harder to break than an Essendon tackle!
Oh dear oh dear, a 19 year old in his 5th game broke 7 Essendon tackles on the weekend.... so much for the edge. Post things in here that are harder to break than an Essendon tackle: