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  1. PhenomenalV1

    Media #PhenoMedia: The Last Time is Now

    At the conclusion of today's Grand Final, I will be hanging up the boots indefinitely, if not forever. I've lost a lot of the spark I had for this place when I returned. The media landscape is pretty stagnant, the rookie recruitment rate is in the gurgler, and honestly, 5 years of doing SFAEW...
  2. PhenomenalV1

    Official Bye Thread Season 40, Round 8: Dragons FFC vs The Bye at Nowhere in Particular

    Does this count as a Monday match thread? Anyway, get in here: SQUAD: 0) Chief 1) A Swallow 2) DJ75 5) Blaze Storm (LG) 6) Ge3ks 7) Pie 4 Life (C) 9) T2B_ (C) 10) Mooresome 11) freo84 12) DragoDelph 13) BringBackTheAnchor 15) Strigoi 16) Hatchy1992 (VC) 18) Purple Jesus 20) Knifey Spoony...
  3. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 1: Ophidian Old Boys vs Coney Island Warriors at Spotswood Oval

    To kick off this momentous anniversary season of the Sweet FA, we here at #PhenoMedia would like to celebrate this anniversary by making all the OPs of Round 1 throwbacks to previous Match Threads and Media pieces made by us. This game's throwback is to Season 25: Clickbait V1...
  4. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 1: East Side Hawks vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie

    To kick off this momentous anniversary season of the Sweet FA, we here at #PhenoMedia would like to celebrate this anniversary by making all the OPs of Round 1 throwbacks to previous Match Threads and Media pieces made by us. This game's throwback is to Season 26: Doc Phenom...
  5. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at The House of Gumby

    To kick off this momentous anniversary season of the Sweet FA, we here at #PhenoMedia would like to celebrate this anniversary by making all the OPs of Round 1 throwbacks to previous Match Threads and Media pieces made by us. This game's throwback is to Season 26: Video Game Week...
  6. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 1: Dragons FFC vs Fighting Furies at Ljp86's Lair

    To kick off this momentous anniversary season of the Sweet FA, we here at #PhenoMedia would like to celebrate this anniversary by making all the OPs of Round 1 throwbacks to previous Match Threads and Media pieces made by us. This game's throwback is to Season 37: PhenyomenyawV2...
  7. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 1: Mount Buller Demons vs Baghdad Bombers at The Snow Dome

    To kick off this momentous anniversary season of the Sweet FA, we here at #PhenoMedia would like to celebrate this anniversary by making all the OPs of Round 1 throwbacks to previous Match Threads and Media pieces made by us. This game's throwback is to Season 39: PhenomenalV1 - Private Eye...
  8. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 1: Wonders FFC vs Gold City Royals at The Colosseum

    To kick off this momentous anniversary season of the Sweet FA, we here at #PhenoMedia would like to celebrate this anniversary by making all the OPs of Round 1 throwbacks to previous Match Threads and Media pieces made by us. This game's throwback is to Season 26: FrenchnomenalV1...
  9. PhenomenalV1

    Event SFAEW Season 40 - SweetaMania X - Night Two on now!

    A lot can happen in four and a half years. Five admins have been in the hot seat. Multiple big-name reinstations and permabans have rocked the league. An expansion bid succeeded for once, and we came very close to having a club shut down. When I posted the first SFAEW thread back in...
  10. PhenomenalV1

    SCANDAL Two-Time Premiership Ruck-Rover PhenomenalV1 leaves the East Side

    Wally Centre of Excellence, 29th June 2025 Two-time East Side Hawks premiership ruck-rover PhenomenalV1 made a shock announcement just minutes after winning back to back Grand Finals that he was leaving the very club he'd helped to win two flags. According to sources close to Mr. V1, he was...
  11. PhenomenalV1

    Media #PhenoMedia: An Argument for the Necessity of On-Field Suspensions

    My dear fellow citizens of Sweet. There was much to celebrate on field today for the East Side Hawks. We won after trailing for most of the match, and we're only a game out of the 8. However, during that game against the Mount Buller Demons, there was one piece of play had my monocle popping...
  12. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 11: Fighting Furies v East Side Hawks at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

    From the files of PhenomenalV1: Private Eye The Case of the Infuriation of the Card Hawks Friday night was my favourite time of the week. For 6 hours, I can forget about the underbelly of Sweet that I've found my professional life unfathomably entangled in and relax with my oldest...
  13. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 11: Mount Buller Demons v Dragons FFC at The Snow Dome

    From this files of PhenomenalV1: Private Eye The Case of the Lizards from Hell My favourite vacation destinations aren't always the most obvious ones. A Private Eye needs to think outside the ordinary: no crime in this city would go solved if it wasn't for a little creativity, and my...
  14. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 11: Sin City Swamprats vs Gold City Royals at The Underground Stadium

    From the files of PhenomenalV1: Private Eye The Case of the Regal Rodents I never liked heading into the sewers of Sweet. It wasn't just the foul stench of decomposing sewage and the occasional mob hit corpse, it was the shanty town my street rat informants had set up in the depths...
  15. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 11: Baghdad Bombers v Roys FFC at Abdu Prison

    From the files of PhenomenalV1: Private Eye The Case of the Bootleggers and the Mayor I always walked through the streets of Sweet at midnight. There's no better time to follow the off-key warbling of the city drunkards in search of the best local watering hole. This damned prohibition...
  16. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 11: Coney Island Warriors vs Wonders FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

    From the files of PhenomenalV1: Private Eye The Case of the Ultimate Gladiator It's never a good time when the cops show up at your apartment at 2 AM. Even less so when it's the Chief of the Sweet PD. "Mr V1, by all rights, I shouldn't be talking to you," drawled The Filth Wizard, his...
  17. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 11: Las Vegas Bears vs Gumbies FFC at The Stadium in the Sky [MOTR]

    From the files of PhenomenalV1: Private Eye The Case of the Plasticine Casino It was one of those nights where the city was just too damn hot. You could smell the cigarette smoke from a hundred feet away, but the acrid scent of tar and tobacco did nothing to calm my nerves. I looked...
  18. PhenomenalV1

    Event SFAEW Season 39: SweetaMania IX - Award Voting on now!

    IT HASN'T BEEN REVOLUTIONARY IN YEARS IT'S NOT THAT BOLD, IT'S JUST ANOTHER THREAD IN AN INCREASINGLY SPARSE MEDIA LANDSCAPE IT'S BECOME A BIT OF AN UWILLING JUGGERNAUT IT'S SOMETHING The Filth Wizard REALLY APPRECIATES, APPARENTLY DON'T QUOTE ME ON THAT IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME...
  19. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison

    Get out your overpriced vinyl variants, it's music week here in Sweet! We're celebrating all the greatest artists the city's ever produced, so let's get started. BC/DC (named after the era in which they were born) are the biggest band to have ever spawned in Abdu. Of course, biggest...
  20. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Dragons FFC v West Coast Wonders at Ljp86's Lair

    Get out your overpriced vinyl variants, it's music week here in Sweet! We're celebrating all the greatest artists the city's ever produced, so let's get started. Lukewarmplay are Dragon Island's most music export. Fronted by the sweetheart of rock and roll, Bonz Martin...OK, does...
  21. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Roys FFC v Ophidian Old Boys at Brunswick Junction Oval

    Get out your overpriced vinyl variants, it's music week here in Sweet! We're celebrating all the greatest artists the city's ever produced, so let's get started. Considered by many to the the first modern day popstar, Elvis Mobbsley in the genesis point of rock 'n' roll taking over...
  22. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Las Vegas Bears v Sin City Swamprats at The Stadium in the Sky

    Get out your overpriced vinyl variants, it's music week here in Sweet! We're celebrating all the greatest artists the city's ever produced, so let's get started. The Las Vegas Bears gave us the bad boy of the Sweet music scene: Alvin the Chipmunk. Virtually inventing the Chipmunk Soul...
  23. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: East Side Hawks v Mount Buller Demons at The Eyrie

    Get out your overpriced vinyl variants, it's music week here in Sweet! We're celebrating all the greatest artists the city's ever produced, so let's get started. Few names are as beloved in music as Damon_Gunsbarn, Graham Phenom, Alex Porps and Tarkyn Rowntree: Blargh. Pioneers of the...
  24. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

    Get out your overpriced vinyl variants, it's music week here in Sweet! We're celebrating all the greatest artists the city's ever produced, so let's get started. The phrase "Fab Four" is inextricably linked with Coney Island's own pop legends, The Beat-Ups. Filth McCartney, Bob Starr...
  25. PhenomenalV1

    Sweet Basketball Association - Now Accepting Expansion Bids

    (If someone who's better at designing logos than me is reading, please help. This provisional logo is up there with my Dragons rebrand.) For far too long, cricket has terrorised the Sweet summer. For far too long, we've suffered those horrifying words of "oh, marvelous effort, that" and...
  26. PhenomenalV1

    Event SFAEW Season 38: New Year's Revolution on now! (Award Voting still open)

    IT'S NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN REVOLUTIONARY AT ALL IT'S WAS BOLD ONCE BUT EVERY DAY IT GETS LESS POLISHED IT'S DEEPLY MISSING Elton Johns Wig AND HOPES HE'S ABLE TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET SOON IT'S BEEN GIVEN THE ENTHUSIASTIC ALL-CLEAR BY The Filth Wizard IT'S SOMETHING THAT'S INEXPLICABLY BECOME A...
  27. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 37, Second Preliminary Final - Ophidian Old Boys vs Gold City Royals at Spotswood Oval (MOTR)

    Well, I don't think we were expecting to see this match-up outside of the Grand Final. It's second at home to first as the two most dominant teams of the home and away season, the Ophidian Old Boys and the Gold City Royals, clash in Spotswood. Journey of the Old Boys The OOBs comfortably...
  28. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 37, First Preliminary Final - Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Brunswick Junction Oval

    Our first Prelim of the week sees the fourth placed Roys at home against the third placed Swamprats in a battle of experience over new blood. Journey of the Roys The Roys' finals campaign kicked off in grand fashion; they dismantled minor premiers Gold City, thanks in part to a colossal...
  29. PhenomenalV1

    Media #PhenoMediaV1: Phenom to Walk Out on Dragons FFC

    Following today's embarrassing loss to the Sin City Swamprats, Dragons FFC legend PhenomenalV1 has announced his intent to leave the club once his current contract expires at the end of the season. Reports of tensions between PhenomenalV1 and current Dragons captain Greenery have dogged the...
  30. PhenomenalV1

    Official Match Thread Season 37, Round 8: East Side Hawks vs Mount Buller Demons at The Eyrie

    The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009. hai runs away <3 I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2009!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~ Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3...

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