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  1. Elmer_Hauser

    Retiring Horrible News - Dermott Brereton no longer on Fox Footy/TV calling (Rally Around Derm)

    https://au.news.yahoo.com/afl-world-pays-tribute-after-dermott-brereton-and-fox-footy-part-ways-after-14-years-223616460.html What's even sadder is this decison means we will probably be forced to suffer through more Bogan Kelli Blunderwood games next year Good Night Sweet Prince
  2. Elmer_Hauser

    flggr Ideal Candidates for Essingtin's next captain

    Famous Korean Sokkah Player Fookin Nowan
  3. Elmer_Hauser

    The New England Patriots rebuld and cultural success is something all AFL clubs should emulate/copy (esp Carlton)

    The most successful American (and imo globally) most successful and professional sports team of the 21st Century are somewhat unexpectedly on the verge of a new Dynasty led by Jesus Christ Junior Drake Maye, and Tre...
  4. Elmer_Hauser

    Things that grow/breed/infest themselves in the average Collingwood supporter bush/nether regions and or rear end

  5. Elmer_Hauser

    **** off Jose Carlton once again the Prime Time/FTA kings in 2026 (post your melts and tears here)

    Good to see Dilly and Kane giving the average footy fan what we want. Carlton in prime time and more of it ! Feels so good to have a monopoly at Channel 7 !
  6. Elmer_Hauser

    SCANDAL Richmond broke again, set to play home games in Tassie (lol)

    This what happens when so called loyal supporters like Pixel Tyres and Aristotle Socrates abandon the club in their darkest years. How the mighty have fallen. How soon before they beg the AFL for Handouts both financially and in terms of draft pick assistance Time to bring out the tinnies...
  7. Elmer_Hauser

    **** off Jose Sainters tell Andrew Hackie and Cotton On to go forth and multiply

    Oh dear. Mackie is the new Dodoro. Enjoy not getting any big name stars to Geelong in the next 10 years Cotton On Flogs !
  8. Elmer_Hauser

    **** off Jose People and organisations you respect more than the Geelong Cats Footy Club aka Cotton On Scats

  9. Elmer_Hauser

    flggr Three Former Swans players have won Best and Fairests at their new clubs in 2025 #ColaExes

    Jordan Dawson George Hewett Darcy Cameron Has that ever happened before ? Lol at the Swans and their shitty retention system without COLA:)
  10. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day Melbourne Storm vs Brisbane Broncos NRL Grand Final

    The tears from zackah and Kabanna when The Storm wax The Donkeys tonight is going to be delish ! They are just holding the fort tonight before the start of the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Dynasty next year. Remember to Tag Big Z after every Storm Try folks. #entertainingguests
  11. Elmer_Hauser

    **** off Jose Worst Coast Turkeys officially a pathetic, handout, charity basketcase of a franchise, The Norf of The West

    What a pack of losers, hopefully they are still stuck on the bottom of the ladder in 10 years time. Being rewarded for giving out shit contracts and making bad trades, just like rewarding an addict 100 K so he can buy more Ice and Nose Beers etc. Don't recall Fremantle ever asking for...
  12. Elmer_Hauser

    flggr Post your insincere condolances for Nick and the sooky Daicos family on another 2nd place Brownlow Finish #SoBrave

    #sobrave
  13. Elmer_Hauser

    AFL tells Father Son Rule Opponent's to GAGF, welcome to Carlton, Harry Dean and Cody 'Sky' Walker

    Eat a biggest bag of shit ever St Kilda and Freo 👍
  14. Elmer_Hauser

    Vale Tiana Mangakahia

    https://www.australia.basketball/news/4361317/vale-tiana-mangakahia Horrible news, we have lost many of the Aussie Hoops Family in the past few years, but this one really stings, especially given her age and courage fighting that insidious campaigner of a disease. Wish I took the time to...
  15. Elmer_Hauser

    flggr How's Steven King working out for you Dees

    I give him 2 years.. Tops #FigjamJilted
  16. Elmer_Hauser

    flggr Sily old Sausage's obsession with recruiting turkeys from GWS continues (Lol at The Aints)

    Lol lol lol Never change SOS ya simple minded nuffie :)
  17. Elmer_Hauser

    First Qualifying Final - Team Australia's High Flying Camry Crows vs The Vomit inducing Flea Riddled Bantha Fodder Poodoo Pies

    Figured for finals, we might as well start game day threads a day early, especially with the stakes on the line here. Also sick of talking about Carlton and our exodus. It's getting tiresome and shouldn't be overshadowing the finals. #DoIt4Izak :crows: Team Australia aka Crom by 13 points...
  18. Elmer_Hauser

    **** off Jose Its official - Bailey Dale is the worst AA player in history

    An unaccountable stats padding accumulator from Half Back who can only run one way and gets heaps of goals kicked on him The only thing of note he did this season was being the flog who snitched on Willie Rioli. The whole team and concept of All Australian has been severely tainted by...
  19. Elmer_Hauser

    **** off Jose Second rate povo club St Kilda signs second rate Prima Donna peaheart ruckman Tom De Koning on 8 year 20 million dollar deal

    Pathetic club are the Aints. They never learn. This is worse than the Brad Hill deal ROFL I honestly think the AFL should give us 2 first round compo picks tbh. They owe us. Thank God he is gone. #WeAreRicherForHavingLostHim #NotBitterOrSalty #NavyBlueSkies
  20. Elmer_Hauser

    flggr Post your congratulations on Gold Coast making the AFL finals for the first time #RSPEKTDimmaAndTheSuns

    How sweet it is ! And for all the salty losers like that impotent St Kilda President with a chip on his shoulder and a bitter Elf from a blackhole of a state that doesn't deserve an canteen let alone an AFL team, the best is yet to come for the Sunnies, two more top 5 draft picks coming this...
  21. Elmer_Hauser

    flggr Oscar Allen tells Worst Coast to GAGF (off to Brizzle)

    Yay, I get post the first GAGF thread of the (up coming) off season
  22. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day Norf Handouts FC vs The Under Siege and Courageous Camry Crows

    Do it for Izak Crowies . Although game is an dead rubber for all intents and purposes. They have top spot locked up. Want to see Thilthorpe unleashed and kick a bag on Norf.
  23. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day Farewell Ken Stinkley - Port Adelaide vs Finals Bound Gold Coast @ West Horsham (MOTD)

    Suns by 27 points and Cuddly Ken doesn't get the fairytale send off he doesn't deserve. philreich your suffering is nearly over ! Let's go Sunnies !!
  24. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day Tbe dismal no future Cuz Brad's Essingtin Bumbers vs Vossy’s 2026 Top Four Bound Carlton Blue Steel Blues

    Baggers by 102 points zackah to go mysteriously awol aka #entertainingguests Nics way for us to exit a troubled and injury riddled season. Elms.
  25. Elmer_Hauser

    **** off Jose Unless the Crom somehow pinch it, the 2025 Premiers will have the biggest asterisk/bradbury attached to them. Ever

    Let's be honest, the Crom were steamrollingl towards the flag dominant Geelong 2007 style before Izak Rankine had a somewhat ill-thought of (and idiotic and naive) brain fade that tragically has seen him rubbed out for the rest of the season and finals. (And yes i think it's an outright tragedy...
  26. Elmer_Hauser

    flggr Get around Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera for proving loyalty and lack of greed and Lebron James style ring chasing still exists in footy !

    Also lol at Crom and Powa fans and West Horsham in general ! Pretty chuffed/happy for Saints fans. This is like Chris Grant in 1996 all over again (everyone was sure he was PAFC bound)
  27. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day Battle of the going nowhere Turkeys - Norf Handouts FC vs Draft Pick Wasters Tiges from Tinpot Tassie

    Richmond passing on Harvey Langford and Murphy Reid several times is already one of the all time comedic #kardashimond blunders. Handouts to win by 16 points in a game no one cares about.
  28. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day Feisty Fremantle vs Brittle Brisbane @ Optus Stadium in The Dezzie Headland Cup

    Really looking forward to this game. Massive stakes on the line here Freo by 11 points.
  29. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day 2025 AFL Premiers Elect Classy Camry Crows vs the Farty McFly Frankenstein's Old and Decaying Zompies from Heavy Barrel Oval

    Anyone ever play Heavy Barrell btw ? Great game Crows have the flag in the Bag and Colonwood won't win another game this year Had to post this thread a bit earlier to gazzump Collingwood's Dumb and Dumber duo (they know who they are) Camrows by 69 points
  30. Elmer_Hauser

    flggr AFL tells Cotton On to GAGF, no home final at Geepong for you, Cats fans post your tears and melts here

    Onya Andrew Dilly ! Winning back respect from the footy public !

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