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Think Tank Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely, And you're never coming 'round...
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Things a boundary umpire in Geelong can't see
Bay, I get it. Sometimes things are hard to see, like who kicks the ball over the boundary line at Kardinia Park. Here are some other things that the boundary umpires last night might have trouble seeing. -
Think Tank Mofra's Lazy Bottom 40 for 2025
Hello Bay, Now with 20% off! You know the deal. If you don't, please exit before you get offended. I'm only doing this because the Saudi government didn't offer me enough cash to sell out my morals and perform there recebtly (Bill Burr has now blocked me). The rules My listings are final. If... -
Game Day Right In Front of Me!
"That was a free to Elliot! Front on contact! Right. In. Front. Of. Me!" -
Think Tank Essendon's next captain
Hi Bay. With Zac Merrett showing all the loyalty of Gary Rohan, Essendon will be searching for it's 2026 captain very soon. Who better to provide helpful suggestions than we, the Bay 13 intelligensia people. I'll start: Jamarra Ugle-Hagen Pros: Will absolutely not turn up to a meeting with... -
Goo All hail the great Tom Campbell
Tom "Best bloke in football" Campbell. He's seen 5 coach sackings in 51 games. He's played at 4 clubs. He's universally loved by fans of all 4 clubs and ex-teammates. Footy's great survivor has just signed a contract to extend his career into 2026! I hope Maxy takes a rest one week just to... -
Think Tank AFL Player sponsors - open pool edition
Bay, Some of you may be players sponsors or at least know of them. They seem to be club sanctioned and a little overly managed. It time we, the Bay 13 Intelligentsia, suggest some new player sponsors to bring some extra cold hard cash into the sport. A couple of opening suggestions - Izak... -
Game Day Ok I'll start it then - Dogs vs Eagles in the graveyard timeslot
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Fixture What are we all doing on Friday night?
Hello Bay. Given there is no AFL contest scheduled for this Friday night, what are we all doing instead? Watching some live music? Dinner with friends? Extra-long gym session followed by steak & potatoes? The AFL really should start taking scheduling of prime time slots more seriously. -
Game Day The hot cup: Suns vs Demons because nobody cares enough
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Game Day The Jarrod Harbrow Cup - Dogs vs Suns in NT
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Game Day Young and inexperienced Bulldogs take on the old experienced Kangaroos
The Caleb Daniel cup. Winner gets to take home a small helmet. Only on Kayo because the AFL likes money. -
Game Day Pre-season match thread - Bulldogs vs Hawks Thursday night in Tassie.
Here it is. https://www.westernbulldogs.com.au/news/1722233/afl-team-aami-community-series 5.20pm, hope you've all got Kayo- Mofra
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The Bay 13 understatement thread
Dear Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary folk of the Bay, Subtlety is a dying art online but we can revive it. The rules here are simple. Provide understatements about the AFL. Best understatement for the year gets a Queen reaction from zackah First up: I don't think Richmond, currently 9 goals... -
Sudan crisis - does anyone care?
https://www.worldvision.org/disaster-relief-news-stories/sudan-crisis-faqs The world's biggest humanitarian crisis right now isn't Ukraine or Palestine, it's Sudan. People are eating only one meal of fava beans a day. 400k+ in a tent city. 13 million displaced people and rebels on a city...- Mofra
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Salute to a legend - Tom Campbell
The legend of Tom Campbell gets even greater with his signing to a 4th club. One of the best blokes in football, BTC had made a career of being the best back up ruck in the competition while being the most decent human on an AFL list for well over a decade now. The Bay salutes an icon of AFL... -
Recommitted Riley Garcia [RFA 2027]
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/the-state-of-play-for-dogs-offcontract-stars-as-final-fadeout-to-trigger-shakeup/news-story/1b9717de97c037bd4a7a865b319412ee I want to keep him and he should have played more AFL this season, but hard to begrudge a guy who moves for more opportunity. Do West...- Mofra
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Let's all cheer for Mac Andrew!
A server error seems to have had an impact on a different thread. Let's all cheer for Mac Andrew here! Sorry Demons, probably shouldn't have whinged about NGAs so much before his draft. What a game! Goal after the siren! What a hero!- Mofra
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Congratulations to most clubs on their Under 22 talent
The list is here: Well done to all of the clubs who have top-tier young talent coming through. Darcy and Ugle-Hagen, checking in :cool: -
Game Day Friday night Bears v Dogs - battle for nothing in particular
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Wednesday Night desperation - Northern states playing a weird form of footyball
NRL State of Origin. We've already seen a hit that would have an AFL player rubbed out for 10 weeks (or a receive severe reprimand if you're Brayden Maynard). NSW seem to have worked out that occasionally kicking the ball is a handy way of moving the ball. -
Brad Johnson, our master....foot
Among the Jekyll & Hyde nature of our season, one thing has changed for certain - our goal kicking seems much better than in previous years. This is unambiguous. There's only one person we can all laud for this change in fortune. He smiles, he runs, and he blushes but it's time to laud the...- Mofra
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7000 Days! (OP enjoys the company of sheep)
It's here! Happy anniversary everyone! zackah is moving and locking threads in celebration of this wonderful day!- Mofra
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Traded Taylor Adams [traded to Sydney for pick #33]
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2023/10/06/report-collingwood-vice-captain-exploring-trade-interest-from-sydney/ Interesting development. What is his trade value?- Mofra
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Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2023
Hello Bay, This was touch and go but this is back for one more half-arsed go-round. Like a player who is past their best and goes for one more season too long - welcome back. Once again, there will be some favourites, some has beens, some 'who the feck is that?' and of course, tangents about... -
Thank you Bevo - end of an era
It's over, surely. Without the hate filled comments on other threads, thank you for 2016. Thank you for the 2021 prelim (third most enjoyable finals game many of us have seen). Thank you for the changes required to make 2015 enjoyable after the horror of October 2014. You've changed this club...- Mofra
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Saturday 4 November 2023
So Bay, how will you celebrate? This date obviously marks 7,000 days since Essendon won a final and will no doubt be declared the equivalent of a national holiday on the Bay (for the 60% of us who have jobs). Pictured: Tuckerbag has really let himself go What shall we do? Bake a cake...- Mofra
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Farewell Stewie Dew, Bay hero
Take a good look folks, this is what peak performance looks like Another coach axed after a strong media campaign, it seems the AFL want to move Damien "Cut & Run" Hardwick into the position there, to lead what is the 7th most popular sporting team on the Gold Coast. (Not pictured: Brooke...