In a time honoured tradition, dating back several seasons when I was still alive - we had a weekly award for the event, player, person, coach that had completely ruined your week and season.
That person would receive the ultimate AFL Fantasy trophy, the Horse's Ass....
This can be a player...
Hello to all on the Crows Board, greetings from the Sweet FA board.
Have you ever wanted to do this ?
Or this ?
Or even just channel your Inner Mark Ricciuto at the Ramsgate Hotel, while at the same time doing this.....
Well, now you have the ability to win a game of football off your...
Hello to all on the Hawks Board, greetings from the Sweet FA board.
Have you ever wanted to do this ?
Or this ??
While at the same time doing this ???
Well, now you have the ability to win a game of football off your own boot, while relaxing on the couch on your phone – all through the...
How are you positioned for the last few weeks of the year ? Can you afford to downgrade - or do you have a must win league finals matchup to consider ?
What do you do with Daicos ? Who do you go to ??
For me: likely Daicos to Docherty, Windhager to Butters, Flanders at F6 for another week...
Well, here we are again. The state of the league is so desperate, that two supposedly allegedly intelligent club captains have been tricked by fumbler !!
Well done fumbles, by the way !!
But to help all those foolhardy captains out there, here is a helpful guide so you aren't the next one...
The trades, they be open now.....
What do you need to do this week ?
For me, the man that cannot handle the slightest attention needs to go.
Prepare the cannon for L Neale....
Fletcher - Visentini (via DPP)
Neale - LDU
246K next week to upgrade Windhager - leaving Day at D6 and...
ROYS F.F.C
Roys FFC
"The Gorillas"
Home Ground: The BJO
Founded: S03
Premiers (3): S04, S25 and S33
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists (2): Broken (S05) & fitzroybowiedog (S25)
SEASON 36 SQUAD LISTING
OFFICIAL SQUAD SUBMISSION (unless I've cocked it up and need to change it)
3/7. _Mike_
4. JackNah_8...
Given that 2023 is the Year of the No-Premo's - let's ignore upgrading (a further **** you to Sicily) and focus on the real value - downgrades !!
So, which shit truck premo are you planning to downgrade this week ???
Can someone find me a 200k rookie so I can fire Chandler off into the sun !!!!
Someone - possibly Cincotta when he gets dropped for dumping on field in front of 42k fans - to 200k
Chandler up to an actual forward !!! (Or possibly a midfielder masquerading as one!!)
GTFO out of my side: Wilmot..
Then - not really sure what to do next... Sick of getting in chancey mid 600 - 700 types, but not enough to get to a true premium...
Are you the Sweet FA's equivalent to Cary Young - or are you more like Tyrone here ???
Please join the mighty Roys for a week* of fun-filled** questions and hopefully some humour as we test out the combined intellectual might*** of the Sweet FA !!!
_Mike_ , Runk , JackNah_8 , Barrels ...
Yes Fantasy Coaches, it's that time of the year again. The Most/Least (delete as appropriate) Prestigious Award in the Fantasy Football Calendar.
The 2023 Horse's Arse Award (Australian Spelling here FFS - except on the image). Previous Winners include: Horse, Bevo and ****ing Leon ...
ROYS F.F.C
Roys FFC
The Gorillas
Home Ground: The BJO
Founded: S03
Premiers (3): S04, S25 and S33
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists (2): Broken (S05) & fitzroybowiedog (S25)
ROYS FFC - OFFICIAL SQUAD SUBMISSION (unless I've cocked it up and need to change it)
SEASON 35
3/7. _Mike_
3. Runk
4...
Welcome to 2023 Brand New AFL Fantasy DRAFT
We're aiming for two Draft Divisions by invitation.
Grand Finalists of Div 2 Draft will automatically be upgraded to Div 1, the next year
Now for the DRAFT Rules - these are open to discussion & a final determination agreed by majority
To start the...
Trades are getting harder to plan for - with massive outbreaks of stupidity in selection (aka "Bevoism"), players channelling their inner Leon and general COVID ****witery.
At this stage - with rumours of Kelly missing through concussion.
Out: Wehr, Kelly
In: 190K defender, Bontempelli...
Ok - now that the byes are over (including Rd 15 - the after bye week dud week), hopefully some of us are getting closer to finishing our sides.
I'm not, but anyway....
Who are we looking for this week ?
Ideally, I'm looking at a maxxed rookie downgrade and potentially Daicos to Hall ??
Has your season gone to complete shit ??
Are you a Bailey Smith headbutt away from sweet, sweet oblivion.
Did you not start with Cripps, Crisp and Short - therefore ruining the entire year as no other premiums ever ****ing did anything ??
Well, join me in here and we'll start planning our...
Just for 11kgm - feel free to commandeer this WaynesWorld19 !!
Trade away - remember the byes involve Essendon, GWS, Port, Richmond, Saints and Carlton this week…
Bring me the head of Ant Bear – the former Admin….
(An interview* with Mooch in honour of his 350th game)
Bring me the head of Ant Bear – he cried as his servants carried him into the room.
“It’s Season 33 and I’m still not in the Season 28 All Sweet FA side – how long does justice take ...
Hello,
I've put this in a few spots here and WaynesWorld19 has suggested we setup a new thread for it.
Looking for people to from the BigFooty AFL Fantasy Community to join a Draft League - with number of teams, players and structure to be determined...
Currently the following people have...
This week, Roys legend, Sweet FA Hall of Famer and all round good guy, fitzroybowiedog reaches the 300 game milestone for his beloved Roys....
Has any other Qootballer transmitted more creative freedom to their supporters and teammates ? Or had something more meaningful or profound to say...
Hello to all on the Bulldogs Board, greetings from the Sweet FA.
Have you ever wanted to do this ?
Or this ??
While at the same time doing this ???
Well, now you have the ability to win a game of football off your own boot, while relaxing on the couch on your phone – all through the...
It's that time of year again !!! Yes, you heard me - it's finals time....
The Roys are famous for a number of things... Quality posting, being ancient, naps and fantastic fadeouts in finals....
First of all, some history....
In Season 29, we held a 40 point lead in the Qualifying Final...
As there just aren't enough Mobbs threads at the moment, I've bumped the Qooty Match and associated fundraiser out of the Celebrate Mobbs threads and I'm calling for additional volunteers to take part in the game, likely to be posted on Saturday evening(ish)...
Hello all,
Forgive the intrusion, but lifelong Fitzroy Fan and creator of the Sweet FA and the Roys FFC side that plays in this competition, Mobbs - plays his 500th game this week.
To honour the man and his late wife, Arly (who sadly passed away earlier in the year) - we are fundraising for...
We are very lucky at the Roys this week to be able to pay tribute to one of the leagues greatest, if not THE leagues greatest ever name.
Mobbs .
The great man plays his 500th game this week and despite his repeated attempts to drop himself over the past few days, we’ve managed to ignore him...
Ok, it's finally here - the one you have been waiting for, it's the biggest award of the season, it's the 2021 Horse's Ass Award.....
This is given to the player, coach, AFL administrator, or even yourself - which has caused the most significant amount of pain to the Fantasy Football...