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  1. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Bloods and the Ghosts of Laurie Nash and Bob Pratt: Good, the Bad and thr Fugly

    My friends in Red and Blue. I never made it to the Lakeside Oval which is a lifelong regret. The Swans’ first game in Sydney was against the Dees – and Adrian Battiston - in 1982. It was a novelty at the time to see the Dees live on the TV. We were visiting my grandmother’ place at the time...
  2. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Tigers: the Good, Bad and the Fugly

    When I was a boy, my mother attempted to convert me from Melbourne to Richmond on the basis that the latter was more Catholic than the former . . . fair dinkum. To the best of my recollection, Melbourne has not played in a final against Richmond in the course of my lifetime which is no bad...
  3. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Qld - the good bad and fugly

    Gulp - i have a bad feeling about this one Spock. Queensland by 78 points
  4. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Bombers: the Good, the Bad and the Fugly

    Is it wrong to despise Essendon? To mock the longevity of their various curses since GF 2001? To acclaim the merits of Adrian Dodoro as a super-sleuth recruiter? To demand that James Hirt cross-sells skin-care as he sweeps mountains of dirt and dust under the carpet in a quixotic attempt to...
  5. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Suns and no Trac: the Good, the Bad and the Fugly

    Loving Surfers’ Paradise as I do, I was tempted to adopt GC11 as my second team. That lasted about five minutes. Our record against the Suns is a proud one. What a winning streak we had! Now it is all over and we suffer the indignity of Trac – forever a demon in the sphere of the eternal –...
  6. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Carlton Cheats: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    Friend, the first match I ever saw was Melbourne v Carlton at VFL Park in 1972. It was a butt-whooping. Since then there have been an equal number of wins over lows – for instance: Melb v Carlton Prelim 1988 – a gloomy day even by the lowly standards of Waverley. Melbourne v Carlton –...
  7. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Perth variant of the St Kilda Aints: the Good, the bad and the Freo-ish

    With the noonday Devil perched on my shoulder, allow me to say this: Fremantle is the WA variant of the St Kilda Aints. They will never win a premiership. Dross Lyon set them back a decade. Most of the unwatch-able games of our times usually feature Freo, the Aints and Norf. The Wizard wasted...
  8. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Hawks: the Good, Bad, Ugly and Fugly

    Hawks to Win
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    Review Dees v Dogs: the Good, Bad, Ugly and Fugly

    Brothers and sisters, thi sis a long day's journey into night. If we walk away witha defeat that is less than 80 points, it will be a miracle. Western Faildogs by 85 points. Judgement cometh and that right soon
  10. Biffinator

    Review Dees v WCE: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    My friends, I rank last week's defeat against the Aints with '79 VFL Park, 87 Prelim, 2011 Handbag Park and 2018 Prelim in Perth, After such knowledge, what forgiveness? Eagles by 40 points.
  11. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Aints: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Friends I remember the day when Big Carl Ditterirch showed up at Demonland. One disastrous result at VFL Park aside, he did his best. But up against the Joe Dirts of the Compeition after the tribulations of 2025, he is no lodestar. Aints by 35 points. Share your bile after the game
  12. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Blues: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Friends, the first match I saw in my life was Melbourne v Carlton at VFL Park in May of 1972 where needless to say we got pumped. I hav hated them ever siince. I revei in their misery. Dees by 10 points. Please share your thoughts after the game.
  13. Biffinator

    Review Dees v West Horham Crows: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Friends and Brothers, today we venture to the outer provincial township that is West Horsham to do battle with their West End ruffians. Famous victories in the past include the 1998 Final and the Schwarz & Leoncelli show in 2002 (?). Today will not feature in this list. Crows by 60+ points.
  14. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Suns: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Comrades, I loathe Damian Hardwick. I dont want to be associated with anything that brings a smile to his face. Today it is unavooidable. Suns by 40. Share your anguish after the game
  15. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Poort: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Here in this city of dentures, West End lager and unsolved crimes, our beloved Demons confront Poort and its unwashed legions of wanna-be bogans. Share yout thoughts after the bout. Dees by 17 points.
  16. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Maggies: the Good. the Bad and the Fugly

    Comrades, when I was growing up and beyond, it was axiomatic that the footage of the 1964 GF - End of Empire - had not survived. except in those crummy Movietone excerpts where Colonel Blimp was the commentator. Much to my surprise, the entire second-half is now extant and the remaster has...
  17. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Aits: the God, the Bad,, the Fugly and the Ross-Lyon-with six gys behind the ball fugly

    Comrades I have followed football since the GF of 1971. I opted for Melbourne as my Uncle wore number 8 in the red and the blue. Since then I have witnessed some stupendous football and exhibitions from the other side of the spectrum. To my mind, anything to do with Ross Lyon is unwatchable...
  18. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Swans in the Bobby Skilton / Gerard Healy Cup: the good, the bad and the fugly

    This is a club that has had our measure for a long time. Things are about to change. Dees by 7 points. In euphoria, share your thoughts after the game!
  19. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Brisbane Lions - the Good, the Bad and the fugly

    Brothers I have a bad feeling about this one, Lions by 60+ points. Vent away after the game!
  20. Biffinator

    Review Dees v West Coke Eaagles: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Friends share your thoughts after the game - and rejoice in the Democracy Sausages Dees by 14 points
  21. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Tigers - the Good, Bad and Fugly

    God i love to beat Richmond and watch their spporters turn on each other like animals. Dees by 10 points. Share your thoughts after the game!
  22. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Freo -- the Good Bad and Fugly

    God help us - please share your thoughts after the debacle!
  23. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Bombers: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Brothers and sisters, does it not seem like a million years ago when Jako kicked 8 goals against Essendon and Shane Heard to win the 1991 EF at VFP Park (which I still so miss)? We are due lor a long winter: nostalgia is welcome under the circumstances. Bombers by 148 points. Share your tears...
  24. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Handbaggers at the Handbaggery: the Good, Bad and veryugly

    Brothers and sisters - apologies for my absence. My wife and I spent a few weeks in Turkey - great stuff. We flew Singapore Airlines which was a treat in itself . . . . . I almost swallowed my tongue at Gallipoli at the thought of Joel Duckwood strutting up and down Anzac Cver with his faux...
  25. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Maggies Götterdämmerung - the Twilight of the Gods: the good, bad bad and fugly

    Well it all comes to an end tonight. The augurs are pensive. Please share your thoughts after the game, Collingwood not by 100 points plus
  26. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Suns - Good Bad & Fugly

    Friends, share your views after the game. Aliens Romulus is a competemt film at best
  27. Biffinator

    Review Dees v West Horsham Port: the Good, Bad & Fugly

    My friends, this is going to be uglier than the Race of the Three Legged Dogs. They owe us. Form in August is everything: Poort have it in spades. Anything less than a 50 point pumping would be a godsend. But the end if not yet. Poort by 85 points and the Devil take us all . . .
  28. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Western Fail Dogs: the Good, Bag and Ugly - Woof

    Friends, whatever might happen to you in life - you might have no hair, a bad wife, no cash and a dead-end job where you're the human mattress at Barwon Prison on a nightly basis - no matter what happens, you can always re-live Clayton Oliver's Fist of God Goal from 3Q 2021 - an eternal victory...
  29. Biffinator

    Review Dees v the Scully-ites of GWS: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Friends, I for one have not forgotten nor forgiven that disgusting little Merc and his blob of an old man. In Man on Fire, Denzel Washington asked "Do you think that God will forgive us for what we have done?" I dont know the answer to that question. Tonight is another reckoning where the ghost...
  30. Biffinator

    Review Dees v Freo (the Joe Dirts of Perf): Good, Bad and Fugly

    Brothers and sisters, for the most part of its existence, I thought that Fweo was trying to "out-StKilda St Kilda" - both of them, after all, share the ignominy of having Ross Lyon coach their defence-time lists. Now, of late, Fweo is becomng what they sould have been from their inception in...

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